The Dumbest Questions ever

[Red Valentine]

I'm sure all of us have been asked our fair share of dumb questions... some more than others... So I'd like to hear some of them. Be sure to make them funny!

 

[ssb82]

Not really a dumb question, but more of a situation.
My friend called my cellphone from his and asked, "Hi, is "insert my name" there?"

 

[haseo-kun]

How about about " what's PMS" i learned that the hard ways.

 

[qqfob]

are you really 16?

 

[Red Valentine]

well thanx for putting some, I was pretty sure nobody would reply
:bow-pray:

 

[kbryc08]

I asked my friend where Katie (another friend) was. As soon as I asked the question I looked to my left and saw Katie not more than 2ft away from me :...:

 

[AFancorp]

Not really a dumb question, but more of a situation.
My friend called my cellphone from his and asked, "Hi, is "insert my name" there?"

My callers always asked that question, since I never pick up my cell and my friends seem to do so for me...

 

[monkey306]

i was once asked
if the butter doesnt melt do i put it in the pie?
to this day my friend will randomly say that, but ive got no clue what it means

 

[The switch]

I was asked just today "how do you eat an egg if it is hard boiled and water isnt hard so how would it get boiled by hard water"

 

[aquamarine]

"Is that a film camera?"

 

[Fourstyle]

"Would you like this bag in a bag?"

 

[RahXephon]

client: "the pc don't turn on"
me: "are you sure you connected all the cables and put the plug in the wall power socket correctly ?"
client: "plug ? ..... what plug ?"

..... unfortunately, isn't a joke

 

[ponyboy]

the best one was at school when me and my mate were messing about talking about how we will go to prom someone said we could go by pigeon and this girl who was ear-wigging
asked... "what is a pigeon"
she also believes the blue whale is over 80 metres in length and 30 metres wide
today she asked me "what is a pervert"

 

[Rhinosaur]

"Does this make my ass look fat?"

 

[mahat2_pik]

"Would you like this bag in a bag?"

Yahaha that one is funny...
Why don't you put that bag in this bag instead...or
I could buy another bag to put this bag in

sorry i don't have questions to share

 

[porkar]

You are at home, someone rings your landline and asks, "Where are you?"

 

[Aqua2213]

My ever so cute little Latino swimming partner, 5 year old Sierra once told me this as I was towing her around the pool as she lazily lay on a inflated donut...

Sierra: "Aqua, I don't like to sleep."

Me: "Really Sierra? Why not?"

Sierra: "Because it takes too long."

I think that was the cutest thing ever told to me before her saying it and ever since! :sleeping:
Aqua

 

[desioner]

You are at home, someone rings your landline and asks, "Where are you?"

I was thinking the same thing. It's happened here in Japan and back home in Chicago. Priceless. The first time it happened I hung up on the friend. Called him right back and said...
"You're at home aren't you?"
desioner

 

[Kenpachi God]

I was at a fast food place yesterday All i ordered was fries cause of my small lunch break and the guy at the counter asked after i told him what i wanted "do you want fries with that" I'm pretty sure i just ordered it

 

[dragonforce08]

i got asked what an orgasm was... and had to explain in detail... when i dont even know.