I hate Otaku

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aquamarine

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Mar 19, 2007
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I'm in Akiba right now and just wanted to voice my disgust with Otaku. They don't clean, they don't brush, judging by the breath of a few, and they don't fucking cover their mouths when coughing. Mother fuckers.....
 

Asvaldr

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Hahaha Akiba is a country of its own. Of the people who learn Japanese in North America, I say a good 80% (of course, some random percentage I made up) of them aim to live in Akihabara some day. Reason being they started to learn Japanese mainly because they want to be able to read manga or understand anime without subtitles.
 

Rhinosaur

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Ceiling Cat

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Smile! It could be worse-- you could be josolopSon3, for example...

It's just a matter of putting things into perspective, that's all.
 

Sakunyuusha

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The guy who made the extinction macro is clearly not a population biologist: or if he is, then he's clearly not a very good one. I refer the interested reader to Duchenne's muscular dystrophy (which, in boys, has such early mortality that 99.9% of them do not reproduce), a genetic disease which hasn't really risen nor fallen all that much in its global prevalence over the last few decades. (Why? 'Cause as many who are born with the disease and die today are replaced by newly-born babies with the disease.)

It's the same thing with otakus: maybe 99.9% of them do not reproduce, but there are numerous Japanese couples which do copulate who produce offspring which grow up to become otaku.

Hey, you wouldn't happen to be in Akiba on my account, would you? :3 I never heard back from you when I wrote you that PM. Even if the answer is "no way, Jose," just send me a word back so I know.
 

Rhinosaur

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Sakun, do you ever fear that your head might explode?
 

elgringo14

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Apr 28, 2008
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Friendly version: Sakun, don't you think you take many things too seriously ?
And overreact at the same time ?

It's really funny to think that this (yet another crappy) thread was opened by aquamarine :abandoned2:

"Do what I say, but don't do what I do"
 

qn3t

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I'm in Akiba right now and just wanted to voice my disgust with Otaku. They don't clean, they don't brush, judging by the breath of a few, and they don't fucking cover their mouths when coughing. Mother fuckers.....

Nothing new here.
I think you're just jealous, really. I mean, look at their mad cribs, yo:
 

redrooster

赤いオンドリ - 私はオタクです!
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Sep 25, 2007
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OMG - I am an Otaku...
 

aquamarine

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Mar 19, 2007
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It's really funny to think that this (yet another crappy) thread was opened by aquamarine :abandoned2:

"Do what I say, but don't do what I do"

There's a reason you live in France.
 

aquamarine

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Trust me, it shows.
 

Ceiling Cat

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Nothing new here.
I think you're just jealous, really. I mean, look at their mad cribs, yo:

You're kidding, right? Would you seriously consider bringing a girl back to a place like that? Or did you have no intention of doing so in the first place?

*EDIT* I know you're kidding. You must be. You have to be kidding, there's no other rational explanation unless you're on of them too...
 

aquamarine

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Mar 19, 2007
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If he isn't kidding, then I hate him more than I hate any Otaku I've ever seen on the street.

Is that even possible....?
 

Ceiling Cat

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Yes, young grasshopper, it is possible.

I mean, hell, if one of them can stash a shougakusei in their closet for twelve years without anyone knowing about it, then yes, it is within the realm of possibility that you can hate him more than any stinky otaku you've ever encountered on any packed car on the Yamanote line...



Damn, I miss Japan.
 

aquamarine

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Mar 19, 2007
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So that would explain the mysterious pubes that he finds in his mouth...