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    Hentai Chat

    I have replied to your guys' posts here, in this post. As I say in it, and will say here again: I signed back in tonight to reply to any replies which may have been made to me. Your three replies were the only ones. (Zero PMs received.) As such, I have replied to them, and I will not be signing...
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    Sakunyuusha says hello

    I signed back in to reply to any replies that might have been sent my way. I do not intend to sign back in again. Thank you! (1) Yes, really. (2) I will not be deleting my profile since there is no point: when members request that their profiles be deleted, iirc the staff say "we do not do...
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    Hentai Chat

    Well, I'm sad it had to come to this, but I won't be able to chat with you guys anymore. You guys keep healthy, have fun, and maybe someday we'll meet again. Who knows. I guess one last plug for the chat? I got EBA's newest tankoubon the other day. Very nice.
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    Sakunyuusha says hello

    I can no longer turn a blind eye to the mounting problem of what I believe to be sanctioned child pornography on Akiba-Online. Since I understand that a significant portion of the membership come to Akiba-Online in search of this material; and since I understand that many members of the staff...
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    Photos from Japan

    How's the pudding shake?
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    Adidas in Hot Water over Transparent Loli Swimwear

    No, I really wish he wouldn't. :exhausted:
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    Classic Bedroom Costumes: which will you choose?

    Sigh. You're right that it's my opinion, but I think you're being stubborn if you want me to take you seriously about army costumes being a classic costume for the bedroom. I've never heard tell of an army costume sex fetish before reading this thread -- and while that doesn't mean the fetish...
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    Classic Bedroom Costumes: which will you choose?

    The costumes you are listing are far more niche than the ones I went with. The name of the thread is pretty clear on this point -- "CLASSIC Bedroom Costumes: which will you choose?" If somebody asks you, "Name a sex costume commonly found in the bedroom," army uniform isn't going to be in the...
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    What games are you playing?

    Playing an English-patched version of Fate / Stay Night for my first time ever. I'd seen the anime back in 2007 but had held off from playing the game until the fan translation project finished all three arcs. Given that it finished in late 2008, it seems that I should have checked back in more...
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    Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

    Better late than never! I missed your replies, that's for sure!
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    Photos from Japan

    Sole owner? Wow. What's the source of the name? Pozland is ... not a land I'm familiar with. lol Is it "pose" as in posing for photos?
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    Hime-chan no Ribon

    Well, I'm through Episode 19 and I'm really enjoying the series. However, they've already dealt with pretty much every problem I foresaw for Himeko, and that leaves me wondering how they're going to sustain this level of suspense and drama for another 40-odd episodes. As for what I've seen ...
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    Photos from Japan

    I'd like to see more of Japan (random as the photos may be) and less of the nightclub scene. Maybe that's just me. And I understand that, as per the nature of your job, there's a reason for why you have so many of the nightclub photos on hand. And when did this Pozland Photography thing start...
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    Hentai Chat

    Umm ... you do realize that Rei: Slave to the Grind is about Dead or Alive's Kasumi and not Neon Genesis Evangelion's Rei Ayanami, don't you? :puzzled: If you've read the series, then I'm sure you must, as neither Kasumi nor Ayane look anything like Rei Ayanami. I will give you the benefit of...
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    Miyazaki: iPad Users "Nothing But Chronic Masturbators"

    Oh look. A troll. :burningheat: And I'm the fool? LOL Your logic is schizophrenic. "It doesn't matter that he's never been on a nuclear submarine during wartime before because he has deep knowledge of organic chemistry." And I'll say it one more time: I'm not saying that he's shitting on the...
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    Adidas in Hot Water over Transparent Loli Swimwear

    You'll want to edit your post. This is all we see.
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    Hime-chan no Ribon

    I'm through Episode 5 right now and have thoroughly enjoyed the program thus far. But I am still not without my original reservations. Can the show keep me entertained for 61 whole episodes? Will the premise not feel tired? We'll have to see.
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    Good and relatively cheap japanese translation?

    25¢ per word is insane, I agree. But when you think about it, it's not very different from how photocopying stores operate. They offer discounts to people who photocopy a ton, but to the average consumer who walks in off the street, they charge ridiculous prices. For instance, $10 per square...
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    Hime-chan no Ribon

    Has anyone seen this show before? How good would you say it was? The premise seems interesting to me, but at 61 episodes I am questioning whether I want to start it or not. Here's a group who presumably took the DVDs and ripped them, providing all 61 episodes raw in a 15-gigabyte package...
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    Good and relatively cheap japanese translation?

    Your best bet is to ask people in communities like this one to do it for you. Not that they will, but it's your best bet. If it's a pornographic or otherwise adult article, you could try sending an e-mail to hentai translators, of which there are now several well-established ones in the...
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    Thread that had external image link containing virus

    A virus like the one rubiks is describing actually resulted in the destruction of my hard drive in 2005, leaving me without a personal computer for one and a half years before I could afford to buy another. So my heart goes out to him and to the OP. This can happen even to the most prepared: I...
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    What games are you playing?

    On Persona 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpZpQid-kN8
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    Miyazaki: iPad Users "Nothing But Chronic Masturbators"

    Need I remind you, guy, that he bitched and nagged about Japanese passengers reading manga on the trains, too? You make this man out to be a paragon of the animation industry (because of his internationally renowned and critically-acclaimed works), but his own words paint a very different...
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    Miyazaki: iPad Users "Nothing But Chronic Masturbators"

    Who says I didn't? Oh, that's right: you. Thanks for that showing of respect. The fact is, his words are crystal clear: and your defense of him is a bent-over-backwards apologetic interpretation of what he said! You are treating his words like they're of Ovid or Horace! Words rich in wisdom...
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    Hnnnng~

    To me, "hnnng" would be an attempt at spelling out the sound you make when trying to lift something very heavy; when trying to pass a difficult stool; etc. It's that "take a big breath and PUSH!/LIFT!/MOVE!" noise. If it really is being used by any of the Internet's communities to mean...
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    Miyazaki: iPad Users "Nothing But Chronic Masturbators"

    Are you kidding me? The man has no right berating others for not having experienced what it's like to be a slave onboard a trireme. He has never nor will he ever be a slave onboard a trireme. It's a completely juvenile argument for him to have made. Shameful.
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    Miyazaki: iPad Users "Nothing But Chronic Masturbators"

    Not to mention, are a consumer product which the studio purchased rather than creating from scratch. :distressed:
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    Miyazaki: iPad Users "Nothing But Chronic Masturbators"

    The title is misleading as Miyazaki never said anything about an iPad owner actually masturbating, let alone doing it chronically like some sex junkie. He was just likening the stroking of the iPad to the stroking of masturbation -- which is already batty enough to warrant this thread! Why...
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    new releases September + October 2010

    I don't want to beat up on Vanilla all the time. They've got enough people doing that for them. But Gakido is correct: they shouldn't have been the studio to pick up an Erect Sawaru project. Here is what his artwork normally looks like. It's very detailed and a lot of the eroticism derives from...
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    FIFA World Cup 2010

    This was a bad game. :\ It wasn't NEARLY as bad as the Spain vs. Paraguay match was! (Oh, man! was that a boring, frustrating match!!) But this was still not a very good game. :| And the referee was on steroids. -_-; He gave out, what, ... 12 yellow cards in one game!? Ridiculous. Absolutely...
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    new releases September + October 2010

    Uh, SemeChichi isn't old. It's the most recent tankoubon available of Erect Sawaru's work. ^^; (2009)
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    new releases September + October 2010

    ..................... huh? Where did this reply come from? LOL What made you think I was asking if it was the box cover art? I didn't. And I don't see what in my post would have made you think that, either! ^^; I just said, "Hey, I don't remember this scene happening in the game."
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    new releases September + October 2010

    I don't think it's that your signature is too big rules-wise. I think the problem was that the size of your written posts was usually one or two sentences max, and so your signature occupied half of your post box. I often have the problem red just voiced, so I can sympathize with him ... but to...
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    Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

    Yeah. That phenomenon happens to me on semi-rare occasion. Like ... I can't tell you the last time I saw it. More recently than 30 days ago, but less recently than 7 days ago. If that's any help. No clue if it's both of our faults (for our respective encounter rates with this glitch) or not...
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    new releases September + October 2010

    I'm happy to see we're getting Kansen 3, but ... I don't remember any making out with a mirror scene in the original. :puzzled:
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    Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

    I just realized I never cross-posted my thoughts on Episode 64 from where I first penned them! ... And that's it. With the sixty-forth episode aired (Sunday), subbed, and released (Monday), FMA: Brotherhood has come to its natural conclusion. Of course, the author just had to introduce a new...
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    Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

    I use VLC as my main and MPlayer only as my backup, so I'm not your man to ask. If it helps, I do periodically (once every two to three to four episodes) have a problem like audio skipping, audio blips, video artifacts, etc, but these problems are probably on my end only since, upon rewinding...
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    FIFA World Cup 2010

    85 minutes in, 0-1 ... c'mon, Germans! Show the octopus that you're the masters of your own destinies! ;p
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    FIFA World Cup 2010

    Weird, Rollyco! I'm watching it on ESPN3.com right now. O_o They blocked a specific ISP? That's very very weird. I wonder why. :puzzled:
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    new releases July + August 2010

    Good plots are good. Bad plots are bad. It's as simple as that. A good plot takes an okay scene and makes it one of the hottest scenes ever. Such is the power of information. What's so hot about seeing a fat guy fuck a girl in a swimsuit? But learn that he's hypnotizing her and bit by bit her...
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    FIFA World Cup 2010

    Apparently, Paul's master used him in the 2008 Euro Cup as well. When the octopus incorrectly called the winner of the 2008 Germany vs. Spain match, it did not then find itself on the chopping block. So my guess is that if Paul ends up being wrong about this Germany vs. Spain match, too, it...
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    Can't use Link BB code in Signature?

    Hmm. I just noticed an old url in my sig so I decided to edit it out and met with the same problem. I remembered your thread, Register, and decided to post here. Staff: is it in any way, shape, or form possible to edit the settings so that users with a post count greater than or equal to N...
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    FIFA World Cup 2010

    Suarez, go home! :bye: Every time there's a sports tournament, one of these stories pops up. The octopus. The idiot savant. The blind homeless man. The horse. The goat. Someone or something calls every match in a tournament and people begin to put a lot of stock in it. The thing is, there are...
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    FIFA World Cup 2010

    German beer-braised octopus, anyone? :) Deutschland will crush España!
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    Bad Sportsmanship

    What are you talking about? "purposely misrepresent," wtf, man? I already explained why I went with the chess example first: less complexity.
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    Bad Sportsmanship

    I'd really like to know who the three people are who voted "I would play with him again," meaning "I would play with him again even without an apology" since the apology option is the one directly beneath it. I mean, ... what the fuck, guys? Are your names George McFly I, II, and III?
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    FIFA World Cup 2010

    *cough* And whom did I baselessly predict to win the whole thing? :hi:
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    FIFA World Cup 2010

    That's a cool story.
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    FIFA World Cup 2010

    Hmmmmmm. ... ... ... U R GAY, URUGUAY! [/back on topic]