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  1. imported_the_laughing_man

    FileJoker Sponsorship

    And one 1.2GB download took 7 hours to get to 4%. Yet I can download a 72GB game in 5 mins from Steam, Uplay, Bethesda etc. It’s very clear that this is only for paid membership only and thus something I’m not wasting time on any more.
  2. imported_the_laughing_man

    FileJoker Sponsorship

    So basically... If we want to download anything that is going to take less than 24 hours, we need to pay a subscription fee?
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    Is the anime otaku center of the world, Akihabara, changing to a red light district?

    No. There are some dodgy areas there. But it’s not becoming a red light district.
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    Are Japanese antisocial?

    After 10+ years here I can safely say that it’s not they are antisocial. But more weary. As a culture they don’t talk to strangers and don’t like to be talked to by them either. As for foreigners, they kind of avoid you if you don’t speak the language. How I’m perceived and treated when I...
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    Who is this girl?

    Saw her in an oral video and want to find more
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    rio hamasaki uncensored?

    Where can we find the videos??
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    JAV featuring Maeda Atsuko? :-o

    Clearly not her..
  8. imported_the_laughing_man

    uncensored Rio Hamasaki ?

    There isn't any. She has said she would never do an uncensored movie.
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    Chat with JAV girls?

    True my friend usually is very reserved but when we are out she is better, maybe cause I am a guy she feels safer I am not sure.
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    Chat with JAV girls?

    Exactly!! I never seen her videos but I know she has tons. I do not watch them cause I would see her in a different light. I don't wanna name her cause I am not thy type to show off my friends. If I was dating her maybe lol
  11. imported_the_laughing_man

    Chat with JAV girls?

    Don't really wanna go naming people as they may not like it, but all I will say is the girl my wife knows is a famous gravure idol everyone who knows Japanese models will know her and my friend in AV is very famous, met some friends in the industry through her too who I am not sure are that well...
  12. imported_the_laughing_man

    an insult to Asians

    Not always, people are all different and you can never just assume something like that.
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    My big breast Colleague

    When in England my colleague posted candid pics of a colleagues cleavage on facebook in one of those moronic groups for people to share cleavage photos. When my assistant manager found out and reported it to me I had to go through the disciplinary procedure. So I too would recommend you delete...
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    an insult to Asians

    The article I read was based on USA saying the big name guys are the ones that do it and the lesser famous ones don't. Either way it made an interesting read into the porn culture.
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    turnoffs

    Pubic hair yeah I agree with that, I like trimmed and shaved and I have to agree in the instance of girls that seem to be crying it is a turn off.
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    an insult to Asians

    Its not an internet source, I remember a friend showing me a magazine when I was last in England in 2007. Was either Nuts or Zoo magazine. I only remembered it cause it sparked a later drunken conversation about porn. It said that most male porn stars have taken pills or had an operation to...
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    an insult to Asians

    Exactly, US porn 80% of the men have surgery same as the women do to make it bigger. Now I have lived in Japan a long time and been to many onsens (bath house) and seen my fair share of naked guys (I'm not gay lol) and I can tell you the whole Asian guys = small cock is bullshit there is no...
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    Need help identifying this idol (megane/secretary)

    Cant find her name but I think I found another image to go by.
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    who is she??

    李沙沙 Li Shasha
  20. imported_the_laughing_man

    an insult to Asians

    Its a myth that asian men have small penises, women often say that to make the men feel good.
  21. imported_the_laughing_man

    Chat with JAV girls?

    I know an AV girl and have met a gravure girl girl before. The AV girl is a friend I made through work a couple years ago and the gravure girl is an old friend of my wife.
  22. imported_the_laughing_man

    [IDed]徐湘婷 Xu Xiang Ting

    I came accross these pics and need to know who she is?? Thanks.
  23. imported_the_laughing_man

    Busty girl identification.

    Can anyone identify her?
  24. imported_the_laughing_man

    What games are you playing?

    Mafia 2 was ok but the game was so bloody short and the add on (Jimmy's Vendetta) got repetative after about 3 missions and didn't feel like a storyline and more of an arcade game. I am playing Fallout: New Vegas at the moment.
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    Big Christmas Party - Shibuya, Japan - December 11

    I couldn't make it. I worked til 6pm then my wife picked me up from the station and took me out.
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    Do this place exist? Geez I really wanted to try this

    aquamarine is right. Business' like this get a lot of problems from foreigners so they try to deter them. Most of the time the guy forces himself on the woman, has an arguement or gets in a fight! I been here almost a decade and I see so many foreigners cause fights or problems in pubs, bars...
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    Big Christmas Party - Shibuya, Japan - December 11

    I'll try to come but depends on work and what time I finish.
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    How many times this and that?

    Not that long maybe an hour a week. I normally watch JAV with my wife so maybe an hour or less a week. If we nip to a love hotel we always watch it there. I don't really masturbate or have the need to and I have sex about 5-8 times a week on average.
  29. imported_the_laughing_man

    Becoming A Japanese Citizen

    I am sure there are shortcuts for this kind of reason. I was here about 6 years before I applied for citizenship and yes you need to know a certain amount of kanji. Forget the history part I was thinking of something else.
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    Question..

    It's a persons choice to do what they want but please remember visiting a sex worker will give you a different view and opinion of sex as they are doing it for money and won't care about you but if you get a girlfriend it will be different and better.
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    What games are you playing?

    I am going through Fallout New Vegas at the moment, cant wait for downloadable content though! I am level 15 and racked up about 200,000 caps from gambling and looting.
  32. imported_the_laughing_man

    What games are you playing?

    Where did you get the mod for those costumes?
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    Would you let your GF to become a JAV idol?

    If I even saw another man touch or kiss my wife i'd tear his throat out so watching a guy or group of men it'd be a bloodbath! So no I could never allow my wife to be a porn actress. A model maybe but nothing that has interaction with other people.
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    What same-name brand product have you tried in Japan and how did it compare?

    I am not a chocolate fan as I like savoury or jelly/chewy sweets and I prefer them here as they have more flavours and are generally nicer and don't all taste the same, plus ice-cream is nicer and again has more flavours. Don't get me started on crisps. However I miss sausages as they are not...
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    Are most Japanese multi-lingual

    I hate it when white people come here and don't learn a word of the language or don't learn to pronunce it properly. Each time I came here I studied like crazy, same with any country I visit!
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    Would you ever get an Irezumi?

    I have a tattoo of my wifes name on one bicep and a tribal on the other and I have never really had a problem in onsen in general. I get a few odd looks but I guess it's more tolerable cause I am English. Plus hotel onsen no one really minds.
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    Akihabara cosplay panty flash

    Cosplay conventions, TGS or when new anime is released a lot of them hire girls to dress up.
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    Do you mind your partner "boob size"?

    I wish my wife was one cup size bigger!
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    Comedians/Comedy/Stand up/Funny Stuff

    They look like a sexually confused group of navvies dumped in some gay clothes and told to do a music video. Seriously they had no idea what to do all looked odd and the one that looked kinda normal was missing teeth!!
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    Do you guys with GF's/Wives still watch Lesbian porn?

    I watch the occasional porno with my wife but not lesbian stuff as I am not into it and either is my wife.
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    Have anyone tried this?

    As long as it's mutual and you're not harming others or breaking the law anything that happens in your house is ok really. All couples go through an experimental stage.
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    Wanna try double penetration into the woman

    I did anal with my ex girlfriend and she used a dildo on her vagina but not actually had another guy there. Tried that with my wife too but she's too small to manage it comfortably. One of my female friends has done it before and I vaguely remember her saying she liked it as it felt nice and...
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    Hard at the wrong times

    I didn't get it that often maybe got a semi but not a rock on. The only time it did happen when I was serving a customer and she had huge breasts and was wearing a no bra and one piece dress and when she leant over the desk to view my computer screen I saw everything and she was so sexy all I...
  44. imported_the_laughing_man

    sex in sleep

    Funny this as it can be a touchy subject as if the partner is unwilling it's r***. I remember being out with friends and my wife saying she wanted me to come back and to have sex with her while she slept so it was kind of a suprise when she woke. She has done the same to me in the past waking...
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    For those who live in Japan - Groupsex

    Never been if I am honest, I am sure you can meet someone there though or go on a swingers site or something.
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    Things that piss you off.

    One thing that used to piss me off at my old job is my desk was at the front of the shop and the cash desk was a little further on the left of the shop and some of the staff would be near my desk as they can see the whole shop floor. Customers collecting goods would walk right past us and go to...