Things that piss you off.

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xeffects

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Jun 5, 2009
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What pisses me off?

1. High school kids crossing the street stopping the traffic flow; can't they *censored* wait till the light is green on their side for them to cross? They don't care, they just cross the street like zombies and don't bother looking left or right.

2. The "WIN A FREE CAR/LAPTOP/MOVIE/WHATEVER!" phrase. You can't WIN something that is already FREE. If it's FREE, it's yours for the taking. You either WIN IT or YOU DON'T.

3. Dogs that stand by the sidewalk and then attempt to cross the street as you drive by them causing you to slam on your brakes.

4. Rapidshare downloads with lots of parts only to find out that one of the parts is corrupted or has already been removed by rapidsh*t.

5. Litterbugs who for some reason can't walk seven feet to the garbage can to throw away trash in a parking lot. This why the government does things like enact laws to force people to use common sense and courtesy. <-------- my god man, my sister is a litterbug, the other day I took her to work in my car, I had a couple of Mc'Donalds trash bags on the bottom of the passenger seat, she took it out and threw it on the sidewalk. I was like WTF?
 

techie

SuupaOtaku
Jul 24, 2008
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If you find a guy that has that size arms, I got the crocks address...

Chanses are the guy with those underarms wont make it cross customscontrols without giving away the reason for the trip unless stating
"oh I'm just here for some pleasure sir" :evil:


If we are gonna hunt him down we can narrow the search to only include guys whose forearms look like this!
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Denamic

Swedish Meat
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Everyone tries to be another person at some point.
It's simply unavoidable.
 

Mushibito

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Sep 19, 2009
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What I hate?

1. douchebags and assholes
2. spamers (excluding the "thank you" spam)
3. dead download links
4. people talking like they know what they're talking about and they don't
5. and..... trees they think they're so much better than the rest of us. LoL:snicker2:
 

Aqua2213

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Jul 23, 2008
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Thread whores.... :pissed:

People that post 24 threads in less than 12 hours in 1 forum by 1 person!!!
Total disregard for others who have recently posted threads in the same forum and now their threads are half way down page 2...including my own.
Looks like the Grinch has arrived! :distressed:
 

Reptiloid

Loli Worshipper
Mar 12, 2008
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- People parking/stopping their cars in the middle of the night without turning off their engines. I go into pure rage mode when that happens, some damned idiot drives up DIRECTLY under my window at 4am and leaves the bloody engine roaring for half an hour! Is the whole concept of turning a key just too difficult to comprehend for some people? Or that fact that people are sleeping at 4am? Aargh!

- People standing too close to you in a line. Really now, there is such a thing as "personal space". If you absolutely have to sniff the back of my neck, at least offer me a drink or something first.

- People blocking the sidewalk, supermarket isle, narrow corridors etc, with shopping carts and baby strollers, just standing there talking.

- People in online games bitching and making up bad excuses EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. they get fragged. "lucky shot" "omg autofier hax!1111" "lol i had lag noob if i didnt ud be died :(" Goddammit, NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN YOUR PISS POOR EXCUSES, JUST SHUT UP AND KEEP PLAYING!

- Spam mail.
 
Jul 1, 2009
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What pisses me off is Windows 7 an 64 bit edition and Vista 64 bit edition have driver signing enforcement thus forcing me to either use manually turn it off every time I reboot or us a 3rd party program to do that for me.If a program is going to have compatibility issues then let me find out for myself or if it does or doesn't work then there is this thing called "uninstall".

The requirement for "signed drivers" is a way for Microsoft to make money. The process of getting your driver approved by MS means you have to pay them. :evil:
 

RickyDicky

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Dec 27, 2007
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I love this thread. Some of you people are wound too tight. Smoke it if you' got it! If not, get some; maybe some Xanex. I thought I had issues. Many things piss me off, but I don't hate them. My latest peeve, as a cyclist; people who run red lights. And as always, Hotfail and the crap-pile that the IV forum has become with it.
 

EzikialRage

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Nov 20, 2008
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The requirement for "signed drivers" is a way for Microsoft to make money. The process of getting your driver approved by MS means you have to pay them. :evil:

I am glad someone made readydriver plus so that I do not have to keep pushing f8 to boot without driver signing.
 

DevilXdevil

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Sep 24, 2008
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do People do this? Who and where are they?


* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.


* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?


* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.


* When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?


* When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,Kn*bhead?


* People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?


* When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.


* People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.


* McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser.



but no really i hate beggars "i need for medicine" just say you need it for a hooker or a beer and i will give you the damn money

mac users especially (i dont hate mac) "mac is better than pc,mac doesnt have viruses,mac this mac that bla bla" fucking mac cant play games and you spend money on that shit ffs its like a blind man paying for porn

people who watch/read twilight "edward is so hoooot" and butt ugly too if you havent noticed "Twilight - Horrifying, but only because of the acting and writing."

those damn catholics on youtube spamming every video with religious nonsense "you will burn in hell if you dont repent" well i would rather burn in hell than be in heaven with guys like those

censorship in porn kills everything (doesnt stop me from watching) but still T_T


those ridiculous adds "want a bigger penis follow this" "ripped body in six weeks" "lose weight in 3 easy steps" it aint ever easy

people that leave comments on videos/pictures of fucking ugly people or huge people saying "you are so beautiful" or "you have a nice voice" "i am tired of skiny models good to see some meat on girls" well it is nice to see some "meat" on girls but not 200 pounds extra meat ffs false modesty

when i am driving in a bus for 3 or 4 hours to get to another town and on the whole ride someone is talking on the cell really loud/baby cries/someone farts..... if i didnt have my pills i would rip their heads off especially the baby grrrrr

when someone dies and its on the news and everyone is like omg its so sad i feel sorry for the family i am like you didnt know him/her and his/her's family >< and they just look me in disgust like i have no emotion


those charity games/shows etc raise funds for surgery of a single person.......congratz you just saved one person while thousand others die (not that i care)

old people but the annoying kind example me and my brother (he had a knee surgery few days before) sit on a bus before some old hag and she starts to complain that we are rude and on and on that we should give elderly their seats and i just want to punch them in the face inconsiderate hag do they ever think of the young ones if they have problems nooooo dont get me wrong if i see a elderly with a crutch or bad health i give them my seat...


taxes there is nothing i hate more than damn taxes if they only werent so high ohh the beer i could buy


vegans and vegetarians cuz they try to turn me to their side "how can you eat animals its like eating an another human being" well if humans tasted good like animals i would eat them wouldnt it (not really but you get my drift)


people who protest over nothing important example "food in the canteen is bad we want better food" stupid students blocking university go and cook your own food then


emo's whining about small stuff cutting(yeah i know not all do that) them self's etc etc just cuz life sucks sometimes and i know people that went trough hell and didnt do stuff like that managed to rise above it
 

Aqua2213

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Very funny stuff DevilXdevil!! :rofl:

I have to take a shit now. I got diarrhea real bad, it smells like a small animal crawled up my ass and died.
 

EzikialRage

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Nov 20, 2008
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HP recordable DVDs piss me off. It seems that every time I buy a stack of HP dvds that at least several or more out of a stack of 50 dvds is not going to burn right. Nothing like burning a series to a disk and finding out later that only a few episodes play right,which is why I now make sure I check that little option for nero to check it, so it takes twice as long just to ensure that it burned right. At first I thought maybe its just a bad batch,maybe some stockboy at wal-mart was pissed and kicked the crate but it seems that no matter where I buy HP or someone else buys HP(I say someone else because I stopped buying HP recordable DVDs ) from different stores there it seems to be always the same with HP recordable dvds. How is it a name brand computer company make shitty DVDs? Verbatim and office depot have better recordable DVDs than HP. So now I do not even bother with HP DVDs no more except for when a friend or someone else buys them, I usually get Phillips or some other brand.
 

EzikialRage

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Nov 20, 2008
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People who are not fluent in Japanese saying that the the reason they like subtitled anime is because the acting is better,better translated or because there is more emotion into it. How would they be able to tell this if they are not fluent in the language? How is someone going to be able to judge anything when it is in a language that they do not understand? As far as they know that Japanese voice actor in that anime sounds to the average Japanese person what the guy who does Invader Zim's voice or the guys who does Ed,Edd and Eddy''s voices sounds to American English speaking people. They are almost as annoying as the morons who think that anime(japanese cartoons) are totally different from cartoons.


I know I am going to step on some toes for saying this but people bitching about what file service an uploader uses.Yes those people piss me off. Its like receiving free room and board and bitching because you dislike the food or getting free weed from your friend and bitching how its not the super high grade shit or a bum bitching how he got a peanut butter and jelly sandwich instead of cheese sandwich from the homeless shelter. If a file service pisses you off then do not use it or do what I do and find a way around it like a program that automatically downloads if for more,I just pop in the links, tell it which folder to download to and then forget about it for awhile until its done.
 

Ceewan

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Jul 23, 2008
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Personally I can't enjoy a movie or anime in a foreign language. I mean how in hell is somebody supposed to follow the story? I might as well have the sound turned off. Even in the silent picture era they included some subtitles. Understanding what they are saying helps put meaning behind the acting. I think it is great that some people are fluent in more than one language but it kind of pisses me off if they get haughty about it. No offense EzikialRage but cut us ignorant and lingually challenged people a little slack.
 

EzikialRage

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Nov 20, 2008
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Personally I can't enjoy a movie or anime in a foreign language. I mean how in hell is somebody supposed to follow the story? I might as well have the sound turned off. Even in the silent picture era they included some subtitles. Understanding what they are saying helps put meaning behind the acting. I think it is great that some people are fluent in more than one language but it kind of pisses me off if they get haughty about it. No offense EzikialRage but cut us ignorant and lingually challenged people a little slack.

I am only fluent in English. The amount of Japanese words I know is probably equal to the amount of Spanish words on a mom and pop Mexican restaurant menu. Which isn't that many words.
 

porkar

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Apr 2, 2007
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I only get pissed off with people telling me they are pissed off. :evillaugh: