Things that 'you like.'

Aqua2213

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1. I like sex.... for breakfast, lunch and dinner, and if the girl complains, I'll do it on the kitchen table while eatin' (has happened but I don't think her boyfriend liked it much :) muhaahahaha )
Her breasts could act as salt and pepper shakers! :joker:

They raised the tax on candy here! What's a perv to do? :spit: Well, it IS part of the "Sin Tax" package....
 

aquamarine

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Mar 19, 2007
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Or on that topic (financial freedom), to be free of debt. Oh those are the dream days I tell ya!!
 

aquamarine

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Mar 19, 2007
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I like shoes. Not in a creepy way, but the way they let me walk over little Otaku-wannabe dreams. There is nothing more comfy!
 

lowleg26

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they let me walk over little Otaku-wannabe dreams. There is nothing more comfy!

I just finished blowing the soda out of my nose after reading that, seriously. Mostly because I could picture the commercial:

Fade in.

A shadowy figure walks off in the distance, leaving behind a crying man lying in the fetal position clutching at his hentai anime wall scrolls.

Thunderous footsteps ring out.

Two youths who witnessed the event look down at the man.

Youth 1: Wow, that guy broke this dude's spirit!
Youth 2: IT MUST BE THE SHOES!

Camera zoom on the shadowy figure, slow-mo shot, pan to the shoes

Overdub: The new Nike Dream Crusher Air. Because the truth hurts, but your feet shouldn't have to!

Nike logo

Fade out


On a different note, I like cats. Man, cats got it all figured out. Lay in the sun, have humans wait on you hand and foot. Livin' the dream!
 

aquamarine

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Mar 19, 2007
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I want to kill all of them.

Slowly.

With a rusty blunt spoon.

Tied to the fender of a truck.

A truck that was once peed on the side of.

Peed on the side of by a hillbilly who died of syphilis.
 

Reptiloid

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Mar 12, 2008
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1. Little girlies
2. Little girlies
3. Games
4. Little girlies
5. Internets
6. Little girlies
7. Little girlies
8. Little girlies
9. Lolicon
10. Little girlies

Hmm, feel like I've forgotten something... did I mention little girlies? :inlove:
 

techie

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Jul 24, 2008
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1. Little girlies
2. Little girlies
3. Games
4. Little girlies
5. Internets
6. Little girlies
7. Little girlies
8. Little girlies
9. Lolicon
10. Little girlies

Hmm, feel like I've forgotten something... did I mention little girlies? :inlove:


I like to be able to detect obsessive compulsive behavior when I see it...
It makes me feel so sane somehow :)
 

lowleg26

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I like to be able to detect obsessive compulsive behavior when I see it...

I'd say its actually downright normal for the interwebs :joker:

On a different note, I like onion rings. Not that fake mushy shit, I'm talking REAL sliced in the kitchen by a teary eyed chef rings! I can't stand onions any other way, but, for some reason, if you batter dip and fry them they become the best thing ever. :full:
 

Rhinosaur

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That reminds me of the Perfect Utopia...

* Financial Independence!

It's almost an oxymoron, but I like the idea of it, but I doubt you will ever Not be dependent on money in one or another form.

I've been debt free since my early 30's.
Sold my business and a 2nd home I owned for considerably more than I owed on them, hence have been quite comfortable for a number of years.
Wife and I are currently looking for another business to buy, so will be back into debt again at some point in the near future, but only to a degree that can be comfortably serviced by the concern we purchase.

All that aside, I wish I could be around when we, as a species, reach the post-scarcity age (if we ever do). No more need for war, waste, poverty and suffering.
All those dreams I have of us ever attaining that sacred state come from reading too much Iain M. Banks!
 

techie

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Jul 24, 2008
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All that aside, I wish I could be around when we, as a species, reach the post-scarcity age (if we ever do). No more need for war, waste, poverty and suffering.
All those dreams I have of us ever attaining that sacred state come from reading too much Iain M. Banks!

That I can second too...

Then again coming from a military background I should perhaps add I have come to two realizations with the war aspect of things.

a) from personal experience, military, law enforcement, EMT, fire dept. and so on, are the professions you should never join unless you truly wish for never having to practice what you train to do.

b) from playing to much MMO looking at a macro economical perspective, the only time you can close the chapter of war in humankind's vocabulary is if you have one final huge war, send all military from all nations in there, and "incidentally" or "accidentally" set of a major nuke or bio weapon in the kill-zone to permanently remove all redundant personnel.

Why you say... well simple.

Could you imagine what it would do to the world economy having to lay of some 20-25 million service men and women from all nations, the mass unemployment, the excessive redundancy of equipment and resources, the masses or people running about not knowing what to do, having nothing, filling the poverty gap of the world above its fill and capacity for any social network system to manage.

Because I don't see it happening anytime soon, any mid level officer, captain through colonel stepping down to become a "bio degrading specialist" to disassemble military hardware for a living, over the next two or three generations to come.

I wish it wasn't so, but as long as we have stepped into the endless path of hostile behavior and aggression sustenance, we're pretty much dead set to have wars, no matter how much we dislike them.

I would LIKE to be able to place more hope in humankind,
but history has proven my hopes dead wrong so many times.
 

lowleg26

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I both agree with the sentiment and appreciate the point of view that you both have presented here...but now I'm sad :giveup:

The thread done got serious'd up, needs moar levity! :joker:

I like it when you have a birthday where everything seems to go right. The package you were waiting for arrives, TV doesn't suck that day, someone posts a Yukari Nakai vid you've never seen before, nobody cuts you off in traffic. It all feels great, right up until 11:59. Then all you can think is "aw, crud!" :pandalaugh:
 

ane-san

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I like hot long baths, manicure, shoppng,....


sry, just a bad joke :scared:

I. anything that flies (including self-centered people that jump off buildings to take their lives)

II.cold beer in one and nice guy in other hand

III. cheytac m200~ hell yeah, give it to me baby :please:

IV. JAVS - noone normal can live without porn (that goes for girls too) :notagain:

V. my baby Cintiq 21ux and few centuries old laptop


that`s all~
 

Joelle

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The spectacular people and posters here that put things up and share 4 no other pleasure and reason than to give and be unselvish.

Joelle
 

Ceewan

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