Things that piss you off.

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Bandcoot

Praetor
Feb 3, 2009
33
0
Racism and stereotypes, particularly those against us Asians.

I mean wtf... everyone bashes on us, but if we say anything against Whites, Blacks, Hisplanics, Jewish people, etc (even if we are joking)... it's like ALL HELL breaks loose. Talk about f%*K#n double standards.

Things that also piss me off
1) Those annoying download sites that make you wait in between each downloads (or wait "in line").
2) Snotty/rude/un-thankful people
3) Console/fanboy wars
4) Pre-teens/teens and their drama (or attempts to act/be "ghetto")
5) The list goes on....
 

Ceewan

Famished
Jul 23, 2008
9,152
17,033
I hate effing trolls or people who having nothing nice to say on a thread but say something anyway.
 

RickyDicky

Member
Dec 27, 2007
225
6
Racism and stereotypes, particularly those against us Asians.

I mean wtf... everyone bashes on us, but if we say anything against Whites, Blacks, Hisplanics, Jewish people, etc (even if we are joking)... it's like ALL HELL breaks loose. Talk about f%*K#n double standards.

I just saw Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. Man that movie is funny! If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it. Be sure to medicate first. Fucking Doogie Howser! Too Funny...you'll forget that you're oppressed. Frankly I think you could make a career out of cracking on Jews, Blacks and "Hisplanics!" I can't name one asian comic, except for Margaret Cho.
:warning:p.S. Do Asians drive bad in Asia? Or do you all make fun of "white" drivers?
 

kbryc08

Master Cheef
Super Moderator
Nov 17, 2006
1,277
160
Racism and stereotypes, particularly those against us Asians.

I mean wtf... everyone bashes on us, but if we say anything against Whites, Blacks, Hisplanics, Jewish people, etc (even if we are joking)... it's like ALL HELL breaks loose. Talk about f%*K#n double standards.
...

If you want to see racism against asians you should watch Gran Torino. I'd include a quote but some members may construe that as racism. :lols:

Btw, I'm not an asian basher. I bash everyone equally, including myself. Just not here on akiba coz that's against the rules. :innocence:
 

kbryc08

Master Cheef
Super Moderator
Nov 17, 2006
1,277
160
Oh yes I forgot about Southpark, the show that thrives on offending as many people as possible. The SARS ep wasn't bad and the chinpokemon ep was hilarious. I got a good laugh out of the intro in the 2nd link you posted.

Those episodes remind me of Russell Peters. I love this guy's chinese accent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qtrAMK7_Qk
 

EzikialRage

Active Member
Nov 20, 2008
672
100
I hate when a website I frequent is down and there is a little notice that says they will be down only for a little bit or that they will not be down that long and a month or two later they are still down. A little honesty would be nice that they are going to be down a month or two instead of checking a site every single day to see if they are back up.WTF?
 

RickyDicky

Member
Dec 27, 2007
225
6
1.) Fucking Hotfail!!!:eek:y:
2.) The IV board!
3.) A certain someone who is uploading the entire history of the IV board and reposting it to Hotfail; everything that's already been uploaded to RS and MU. It's impossible to tell what's new and what has been previously uploaded and posted!!!!!!:donotwant:
 

fish7

(・ー・。)
Aug 18, 2008
153
0
" Whose Line Is It Anyway " piss me off badly.
 

handyman

Super Perv
Former Staff
Nov 16, 2006
4,457
141
3.) A certain someone who is uploading the entire history of the IV board and reposting it to Hotfail; everything that's already been uploaded to RS and MU. It's impossible to tell what's new and what has been previously uploaded and posted!!!!!!

I agree with you, it really complicates things, but I guess some users might prefer that host so we should allow it.

" Whose Line Is It Anyway " piss me off badly.

LOL! You mean the original UK version or the US version?
 

Gir633

Señor Member
Oct 28, 2008
556
172
3.) A certain someone who is uploading the entire history of the IV board and reposting it to Hotfail; everything that's already been uploaded to RS and MU. It's impossible to tell what's new and what has been previously uploaded and posted!!!!!!:donotwant:

I agree with you, it really complicates things, but I guess some users might prefer that host so we should allow it.

Actually, multiple postings of a video isn't bad if the posts have different versions (DVD/avi), or different sources (Torrent/different file hosts).

But when you have a situation like the recent posting spate of "I love my dildo 3", where in the last 4 days there have been 2 torrent threads, 7 hotfile threads, and 5 threads with other or multiple file hosts, for a total of at least 14 threads of the same avi video.

You think people would do a quick search or at least look at the recent new posts before starting a new topic. :perhaps:
 

loveIdols

Member
Nov 7, 2007
168
3
1. Human stupidity (seems to be endless)
2. Software which is trying to be smart and which prevents me from doing something or other to "protect" me
 

Sakunyuusha

New Member
Jan 27, 2008
1,855
3
These ones are all related:
  1. when it's easy to find an English translation of a hentai doujinshi but not the original Japanese version
  2. when somebody legally purchases the raw PDF of a hentai doujinshi, pays somebody else to have it translated into English, illegally distributes the English translation online for everybody to enjoy (free of charge), and doesn't provide you with access to the original Japanese PDF file
  3. when I can find DVD rips of Pokémon episodes in English on the internet, and I can find DVD rips of Pokémon episodes in Japanese with English fansubs (hard-coded) on the internet, but for the life of me I can't find DVD rips of Pokémon episodes in Japanese raw

It's sort of like saying, "Yeah, it's really easy to steal the Hope Diamond, but it's difficult as fuck to steal a Snickers candy bar."
 

Rhinosaur

Outside Context Problem
Sep 23, 2007
2,008
614
How old actually are you, Sakunyuusha?
The Simpsons is genius!
 

redrooster

赤いオンドリ - 私はオタクです!
Staff member
Super Moderator
Sep 25, 2007
18,799
113
How old actually are you, Sakunyuusha?
The Simpsons is genius!

I think Sakun was talking about porn adaptions of these series, like much Disney stuff or the Flintstones for ex, not about the real series itself.
 

fish7

(・ー・。)
Aug 18, 2008
153
0
I love The Simpsons real series, but hates the porn series.
 

Sakunyuusha

New Member
Jan 27, 2008
1,855
3
I don't think age has anything to do with it. lol

The problems with Simpsons porn are:
(1) the Simpsons are not sexually attractive in the slightest, and
(2) the Simpsons are super-deformed.

Good examples of Western cartoon porn (or "Western hentai," if we want to call it that. I do!) would be Marvel or DC Comics' covers on occasion. Not always! Oh God, no, not always! >_< But sometimes. Sometimes you'll see a comicbook cover and be like, "Wow, she is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine." And if somebody heard you say that, they might think you're a pervert, but they're not going to think you're mentally deranged. Now! If you were at Toys R Us and you walked by Spongebob Squarepants coloring books and said, "Mm, mm, mmm! I wanna get me a piece o' dat Spongebob!" Then people are going to think you're fucking nuts.

You know what I think achieves the same effect as jerking off to Marge Simpson? This:


As far as I'm concerned, if a man happily jerks off to a drawing of Marge Simpson, he may as well jerk off to two white plates, a yellow shirt, a pair of blue jeans, and a dirty sock. Comparing the Simpsons with high-quality Eastern or Western pornographic drawings is like comparing Chef Boyardee to Chef Gordon Ramsay. There is no comparison. lol