My new sex toy looks SO REAL.

[CL™©®]

I don't know, your hand never gives you gonorrhea.

Where are you looking/finding your women?
:scared:

 

[ngababynaughty]

wow!~ i like it Perfectplan:

 

[Aqua2213]

If I had sex toys for private solo use, I wouldn't show them to other people, especially if I had any dignity of self-worth.

Well, I beg to differ. It's not as bad as maybe...posting pictures of your wife on a Japanese p0rn board or something. Something like that would be pretty undignified not to mention zero respect for said wife.

Aquamarine, FYI No such animal as "dignity of self-worth". It would be, "dignity or self-worth". ~ teapot

Nice toy. Do u make love to it every night?

If I had one, I'd make it go out to the kitchen and make me a sammich after hot monkey love.

It's the Olsen Cyberskin Vibrating Suction-Base Pussy & Ass

If I bought two, would I then have the "Olsen twins" at my beck and call?


I like the fact that you feel comfortable enough with yourself to share part of your intimate life with us.
If this was a woman talking about her vibrator we wouldn't bat an eye.
Thanks for sharing. I couldn't get one, my right hand would be SOOO.. jealous.

 

[perheiro]

Well it won't take half his belongings, bitch at him every day or screw his friends. ( The last one I guess is possible if he forgot and left her on the couch or something )