Alright, review time cos I picked up a whole bunch of VRs and watched them over the weekend. Well, just a brief roundup.
I swear, Zampa has a strange obsession with badly shot blowjobs and is trying to troll us. I mean the first clip of SIVR-435 is bloody brilliant. Moe has never looked more beautiful. Whoever is in charge of wardrobe and thought to add cat ears to her maid outfit deserves a freaking medal. I was so entranced by how adorable Moe is that I didn't even notice there was a full suit of armor in the background until the next clip which wasn't as distracting. WTF is it even doing there? What kind of set is this?
WTF Zampa? The 2nd clip is longer than the 1st clip and it crams 2 BJ only scenes in it? Why? Whatever for? And on top of that, its the most boring vanilla BJ position. You see jack shit. Yes, this is often how BJs are done in real life and that is fine if our dick is actually being sucked. But this is VR. We need to see more. Do some creative angles like Crystal VR's diagonal shot. Or have Moe do a 69 so we can see her cute butt. I mean the guy is already lying down in the 2nd BJ scene, so why not? Why waste the position? What's with this vanilla garbage? Yes, this is when I went, "Hey...there's a suit of armor back there. Is it watching us? You jelly, bro? You see the the size of this lance?"
Watching this, its clear why Moe made it to the top 10 rank in the first half of 2025. But this VR has so much wasted material cos of Zampa's nonsense.
Everyone needs a bit of Aise Ria in their life. The whole point of watching VR is to have cute perky breasts like these jiggle up and down in front of you.
Magnifique! Now I see she overtook the legendary Sakura Momo. Learn, Zampa. IPVR-334 is exactly what you should be doing instead of whatever nonsense you're up to. 2 hours and not a minute of it wasted. Blowjob scenes in VR aren't necessarily a complete waste of time. Just don't make it the focus of your entire clip. But yeah, that 'sweat' in the 3rd clip is definitely someone using a spray bottle. Ah well, doesn't bother me. When cum is fake already in JAV, fake sweat is the least of my concerns. I like it when a girl is wet...in more ways than one...
I wasn't so sure about picking up SIVR-434 simply cos I have spent far too much money on Mita Marin already but I figured what the heck. Why not? Can't have too much of Mita Marin. Its not like I let little sister VRs bother me anyway. And she does look pretty good in this one from the trailer.
But it does annoy me somewhat that Mita Marin has never been so enthusiastic about sex as when she is pretending to be your younger sister. Seriously, she's not this eager or spirited in her other previous VRs. This one? Do you have to look so damned happy about it? Its like she really might have a brother complex and isn't just pretending.
If she has a real life brother, I'm not sure if he's the luckiest guy in the world or the most traumatized. But hey, I have no relation to her whatsoever so imma just gonna enjoy this.
Not a huge fan of the 3rd clip which features some rather...erm...advanced sex techniques. Its like Marin really wants her brother to pick up new tricks, but I'm sure any any sensible guy would instead be thinking, "Hey why does my sister know all this stuff? Where has she been learning this from?". But than again, any sensible guy should actually be thinking "wtf am I doing with my sister???"
Oh right...not really my sister...
Anyway, even if you don't like that kind of thing, its still worth watching the 3rd clip cos it features some really nice angles on Marin's beautiful body.
And finally, I got KAVR-454. This is a title that is as sweet as Hinata Natsu is. Supposedly you and Natsu lost your virginity to each other (don't we wish), met up again 5 years later and decided to recapture the magic of that moment together except she's a whole lot more experienced now. The is the sort of VR that gives you the feels, especially if you can understand Japanese. This a great title even if you don't like lolis. Has a strong GFE vibe to it, which is a refreshing thing after a dose of "kimochii nii-san".
Now...a best breast ranking. let's see...I would say Moe > Ria > Marin > Natsu. But its all very close. Love em all.
