Where can one get some subtitles for JAV?

I remember having a huge list of commonly used JAV phrases and the english meanings. I've lost the list, sadly. Maybe someone fluent could create a list?

For example, I don't know what the japanese words for penis, vagina, blowjob and boobs are. Anyone? :please:
 
Well, if it's hard to find english-subtitled JAV, why doesn't anyone make the subtitle separately? Like ".srt" file maybe?

I'm no good in Japanese, but i bet there are thousands man out there who can translate JAV. And make the .srt for us? hehe.. :goodboy:
 
manilla_ex, for penis,vagina, etc. You can call them all 'asoko' meaning "over there" or translated properly to "down there".
Penis: Chimpo/Chinko (either way is fine, and with the second, be cautious when saying you want to play Pachinko.
Breasts: Oppai or Mune (I can't do the italicised e here, but yo uget the idea)
Vagina: A very dirty way is manko. Don't say it around women or they'll beat your ass for being vile.