Picking up girls through chat and email then meeting in real life?

Denamic

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Awesome.
 

aquamarine

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I think it's hot.
Send pics of your hot night ASAP.
I promise I won't post them on more than perhaps 2 sites.

Ill send you images ONLY if you promise to post them on more than 2 sites.
 

Denamic

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Hmm..
I can do that.
Deal.

Don't resize them.
 
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I guess you could say awesome, but I'd define it as cool.

THIS COFFEE IS SO COOL! Seriously, WTF? Nobody says that in English.
 

Denamic

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Ironically, cold coffee is not cool.
 

aquamarine

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It is if you drink Tim Horton's Iced Caps!
 
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well there is a completely different verb to describe objects that are cool, sugoi is an adjective that doesn't mean cool as in touch, but appearance.
 

aquamarine

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Then you're 'fucked'?
 

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Ba-dum-psh
 

aquamarine

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I'm here all night.
 

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Then you're 'fucked'?

No, that's everyone else who's getting some. I had to deal with a chick pulling that on me once, but then I realized that just because she didn't want sex, it didn't necessarily mean that I couldn't get some on the side.

On a side note, ever notice how you can look at two girls and determine that while both are hot, one looks like a sweetie (Yamato Nadeshiko, assuming they still exist) and the other looks like a b!tch (LV-toting, chew your ass out in a crowded restaurant type)? Even if both are from another country, and you can't speak the language, you can still tell-- right? When it comes to reading body language and features, the girls are waaaay the hell ahead of us. C'mon, they've been perfecting the art of communication and reading feelings since they were, what? Six? Seven? Since they were playing house? What were you doing at that age? I was burning ants with my magnifying glass or playing throw-rocks-at-the-hornet-nest with the other boys.

Bottom line-- if you're a loser who thinks you're going to get by just because you're from another country, guess what? They'll still sniff you out. And by the way-- I can get away with approaching a girl on the street 99% of the time-- I just don't do it because there's enough stupid American guys in Waikiki yelling, "Hey, moshi moshi!" at every cute girl who walks by.






Oh, and don't think that dressing up in a suit and carrying business cards will work, either. Hotties in Shibuya have putting up with guys in cheap suits handing out business cards for years...
 

Denamic

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No, that's everyone else who's getting some.
The whole point of the last few jokes were their ironic nature.
So you'd be 'fucked' because you didn't get any. Get it?
 

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The whole point of the last few jokes were their ironic nature.
So you'd be 'fucked' because you didn't get any. Get it?

Dude, it was coming from Aquamarine. Of course it came with a dose of sarcasm & irony. If it didn't, that would be like Cracker Jacks without the toy inside, or josolopSon3 getting laid by a willing female of legal age...
 

Denamic

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It's not ALWAYS sarcasm and irony.
You should see these pics he sent of him and scarlet.
I did not know he could bend that way.
 

aquamarine

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Im chubby, but limber.
 

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Im chubby, but limber.
flexible.jpg
 

aquamarine

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Boy I was thin back then.