Japanese man accused of illegal bear hunting

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Aqua2213

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Now that's what ya call "Bearback" ridin'!! :snicker:
 

Aqua2213

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WERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT​
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NO WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT!!​

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Redneck Bear Avatars!!

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You mean like this...........

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scarletsnow

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He will need a poem then.

There once was a Japanese men in the Quinault Indian Reservation,
who wanted to slaughter an animal other than the usual cetacean.

Well, that's how far I got.
 

Aqua2213

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He will need a poem then.

There once was a Japanese men in the Quinault Indian Reservation,
who wanted to slaughter an animal other than the usual cetacean.

Well, that's how far I got.
Scarlersnow..

You think your a poet
but don't cha know it
your not... :snicker:
 

Gir633

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Scarletsnow in winter time
Put his hand at poetry
But an end he did not write.
 

scarletsnow

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There once was a Japanese man in the Quinault Indian Reservation,
who wanted to slaughter an animal other than the usual cetacean.
Cheating law and meter,
locked up with a heater,
in his final moments he used a bear's gallbladder for masturbation.

It's a great death poem, isn't it?

And another one from this magnificent poet:

Quinault Indian Reservation,
man got himself incarceration.
The gallbladder of a bear,
he needed in despair,
to clean some menstrual lubrication.
 

Aqua2213

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In the pursuit of selfish greed
Washington law he hath not heed
He walks the extra mile
Into the reservation for the precious bile

Your under arrest!
Too old to contest
Guilty or not there's no coulds or shoulds
The answer it be, so plain to see
Does a bear shit in the woods?

 

Aqua2213

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I was watching the Season Five DVD series of Weeds and in episode four (Super Lucky Happy) I was surprised to hear Cecilia tell Nancy Botwin this after being kidnapped in Mexico and almost killed for her body parts...
"I almost had my gall bladder sent to the Japanese, but thankfully I was too toxic."

I was like, "Holy shit!!".:snicker:

"The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them. That's the essence of inhumanity."
George Bernard Shaw — English playwright (1856-1950)
 

CoolKevin

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Well there's your problem. Bears don't like ice skates.





They only ride unicycles.

why do people still try to tame animals, the poor Bear was proberly trying to escape the brutality of the trainer
 

Denamic

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"The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them. That's the essence of inhumanity."
George Bernard Shaw — English playwright (1856-1950)
I must be worse than Hitler!
 

Aqua2213

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Just when bears thought it was safe again to roam the woods without fear. Could it be? Is he back!!! :scared:
Orphaned NW bear cubs get second chance at PAWS




Orphaned NW bear cubs get second chance at PAWS

by KING5.com staff
KING5.com
Posted on May 28, 2010 at 3:04 PM
Updated today at 3:23 PM





LYNNWOOD - The PAWS Wildlife Center is caring for three black bear cubs who lost their mothers.


One is a female who was found at a campground in Hoodsport, Washington. PAWS officials said she wandered up to campers who called wildlife agents.



The agents were not able to find the cub's mother.
PAWS said the cub would have born in January or February and she weighs about eight-and-a-half pounds.


This week, wildlife agents brought in two more black bear cubs. They are brothers who were orphaned when their mother was hit and killed by a car near Corvallis, Oregon.

The cubs were found next to her body. They were not hurt. *Psst..check for missing gallbladders...*

PAWS said the male cubs were also born in January or February and weigh six or seven pounds each.


Veterinarians are treating the female cub for anemia. Once she is healthy she will be introduced to the male cubs so she won't be lonely.


The goal is to care for the cubs until they are strong enough to survive on their own in the wild (and handle any foreign gallbladder harvesters) . :brucelee:
 

Aqua2213

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Here's what the poacher is after when he kills a 300 to 400 pound bear.....

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So tiny. I thought the bladder was a lot bigger.