Embarrassing JAV Moments!

jugulear

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You may tell from the title that the idea of this thread is the pointing out of fun moments of JAV that were unintended by the filmmakers.

And I don't have the greatest example, but what follows amused me, and I wanted to share it. I encourage you to come up with examples that hit a lot more home.

Okay, so I happened to be giving a title in the old collection another eye, a superheroine movie called...

Cyberguard Cybeeta [SSPD-041], with Asami Takizawa

sspd00041pl.jpg



So from what I could make out of the translated description, Cybeeta, I guess in her civilian guise of "Cybeeta Kent"... oh! Here she is, by the way:

SSPD-041 - Heroine civilian.jpg


... Works for the world federal government, and she receives the news of the Ritora Star People intending to overthrow the earth through a... cyberspace invasion! The aliens begin their dastardly sabotage campaign, but little do they know that Cybeeta is behind her trusty PC, and she flings her superheroine alter ego at them.

Yet these extraterrestrials are quite a handful, not only do we have what appears to be the helmeted main villains, but they have these faceless goon henchmen, as well.

SSPD-041 - Villains.jpg

So they overpower poor Cybeeta, and go to work on her.

SSPD-041 - Heroine caught.jpg

The interesting thing is, whatever Cybeeta feels, her civilian self feels the same thing, as well. So when they do the old vagina-poking, you know what happens.

To quickly digress, there is a kind of a sub-plot where this older lady (an uncredited actress who looks vaguely familiar) becomes imprisoned by the baddies, and evidently taken over as well.

SSPD-041 - mother.jpg



Anyway, I guess the villains are frustrated that their sexual torture of Cybeeta is not having the effects they wished for, so they order three of their goons to go into "STUD" mode.

SSPD-041 - Trio 1.jpg

All right, here is the moment that served as the "embarrassing" one. Once their costumes flew off...

SSPD-041 - Trio 2.jpg

I was in shock when I saw the guy on the left! I'm sure the idea was for these men to look in fairly good shape, like the one in the middle. The one at right is nothing to write home about either, but the one on the left, you know, the one who never heard of the word, "gym"...

EMBARRASSING!

A few more notes. At a later point, we know Cybeeta is really in trouble when one of the bad guys turns out to be good old Bald Thug. You can bet whatever hopes she may have had to resolve her predicament were forever dashed.

SSPD-041 -thug.jpg

I'm very picky with my superheroine JAV, because the sex can be disappointing, and definitely the nudity. (The producers love to have the ladies retain most of their clothing, to remind us that these are "superheroine" movies.) Well, the good thing about this one was that our heroine was definitely stripped.

SSPD-041  strip.jpg

I also wanted to comment that that sumo wrestler at right made an impression on me. He was quite a character. (
EDIT: See Meanie.)

SSPD-041  big guy.jpg


If you feel like picking up this 2007 extravaganza, I quickly became aware that my marvelous Userporn link was still kicking.


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EDIT:
In regards to the post below, it is unfortunately no longer often when Paparoach408 speaks, but when he does, my sensitive heart gets all toasty-warm, like.


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paparoach408

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"Cyberguard Cybeeta [SSPD-041], with Asami Takizawa"

^ ha ha that's one of the first full length javs i've ever downloaded, and probably the oldest video on my harddrives
 

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All right, here is the moment that served as the "embarrassing" one. Once their costumes flew off...

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I was in shock when I saw the guy on the left! I'm sure the idea was for these men to look in fairly good shape, like the one in the middle. The one at right is nothing to write home about either, but the one on the left, you know, the one who never heard of the word, "gym"...




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I.e. the only who isn't fat.

But there are only 3 male actors that consistently are in good shape, so I'm not surprised.

might as well add this because it made me laugh more than anything.

http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movie...attle--/id=1gar00252/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=10
 
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