Watch out for cute Japanese girls - or - Shit happens!

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CodeGeek

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Nov 2, 2010
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An old, but funny Japanese commercial. Just FYI that you don't choose the wrong girl just because you don't know the whole truth. :joker:
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CodeGeek

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Nov 2, 2010
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Don't know. Maybe an advertisment stadium ticket selling company. :dunno:
I stumpled across it years ago. Nice, isn't it?
 

jakeweiq

Member
Aug 12, 2008
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nope

it's just promoting the stadium

though i'm not sure why the slogan is "Shout all you like"....
as if all stadiums ban attendees from shouting?
imagine the awkard silence during games..

anonymous athelete: "i have no motivation to do my best cause there's no cheering from the audience... that's why i decide to quit"
 

rps404

Appreciative Member
Feb 18, 2012
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Tea and honey might be helpful.
However, as a Doctor - I would recommend a course of treatment for the hot girls that consists of a complex homeopathic mixture of fructose, flavins, proteolytic enzymes, phosphorylcholine, prostaglandins, and other minor constituents in an aqueous phospholipid base solution, delivered intra-orally deep into the posterior aspect of the oral cavity at a recommended freqency of at least tid (three times per day) or more often as indicated. Actual delivery dosage volume is not critical.
 

aquamarine

I Know Better Than You
Mar 19, 2007
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A 'real' doctor suggesting homeopathy... like a real doctor suggesting that magical chiropractors offer legit medical services... just ignore the waiver you need to sign before they pop your back. lol
 

Electromog

Akiba Citizen
Dec 7, 2009
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Actually he prescribed three blowjobs a day. Don't you speak doctorese? :)
 

rps404

Appreciative Member
Feb 18, 2012
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You are correct, Electromog.
And although I'm a doctor, aquamarine - it's not in the field of medicine... I'm not a fan of homeopathy, either - but instead of mainstream, Western institutional medicine supported by peer-reviewed studies published in recognized journals...
My recommended naturopathic treatment doesn't require a prescription, is completely natural, and is readily available. Depending upon the vendor, it is known by various trade names like Spooge, Spunk, Jizz, Scum, Baby Batter, Cum, Two-Ball Compound, Nut Butter, Man Chowder, Jism, Face Paint, Demon Seed, Facial Cream, Goo, and Man-Root Extract (among many others). The recognized generic name is "Semen".