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ghost333

the shy guy
Jan 13, 2007
24
0
^ just die!!!
< sigh*
V back again for more?
 
Dec 11, 2006
41
0
^eh? umm....err.. u shy?
<I totally need a life
v u noe where i can buy some?
 

axelmonster

Resident Tentacle Monster
Jan 8, 2007
32
0
^ Its not sold in stores, you have to steal it from someone else
< I need more life
v I gone stole yer life bub
 

Denamic

Swedish Meat
Staff member
Super Moderator
Former Staff
Dec 7, 2006
839
11
^ You're such a noob axel. I never had one to begin with.
< I need to stop staying up til 6am every day..
v Do you sleep?
 
Dec 11, 2006
41
0
^o ja. of course. that what i do mostly.sleep.eat.interent.sleep
<u should sleep. it gud for u.
vwhat ur wish?
 

Maximus_Ahriman

glasses...
Dec 23, 2006
51
1
^Mywish is to not exist anymore and I dont mean to die I mean to never have existed.
<*prays for wish to come true*
v Can you make my wish true?
 

Denamic

Swedish Meat
Staff member
Super Moderator
Former Staff
Dec 7, 2006
839
11
^ Well I can pretend you don't exist.
< I'm good at ignoring people.
v How much bandwidth do you use monthly?
 

Denamic

Swedish Meat
Staff member
Super Moderator
Former Staff
Dec 7, 2006
839
11
^ Defragmenting, ircing, watching a TV series and browsing the forum. So, nothing.
< Come to think of it, I really do multitask alot..
v Do you exist, other than as a figment of my imagined reality?
 

Denamic

Swedish Meat
Staff member
Super Moderator
Former Staff
Dec 7, 2006
839
11
^ Because I'll squash you like a bug if you don't. :crash:
< It's getting late.. 8:42 am.. Going to sleep.
v Do you brush your teeth?
 

Maximus_Ahriman

glasses...
Dec 23, 2006
51
1
^I used to when I was 12 but now I dont. Of course now my teeth are yellow and everything.
<Hates cigarretes.
vsmokes?
 

chompy

slacker
Staff member
Super Moderator
Emperor
Nov 7, 2006
1,762
610
^ Used to smoke weed, now don't smoke anything
< And never will
V What was the last book you read?
 

Denamic

Swedish Meat
Staff member
Super Moderator
Former Staff
Dec 7, 2006
839
11
^ Drakväktare.
< It's a swedish fantasy novel.
v Is the space-time continuum absolute?
 

devilstar696

New Member
Feb 25, 2007
23
2
^ i believe there is love in sexual drawings
< this is an elite site
v what is more important..masturbation or procrastination?
 

RawD

bearded pirate
Nov 8, 2006
99
1
^ you can't make me choose
< reality has nothing to do with me
V what are the odds of you getting drunk as fuck tomorrow and beating someone up?
 

chompy

slacker
Staff member
Super Moderator
Emperor
Nov 7, 2006
1,762
610
^ Pretty close to zero
< I don't touch alcohol and I'm a non-violent person
V If you could have sex with any pokemon which would you pick?
 

Eggs

Desu! Desu! Desu! Desu!
Dec 7, 2006
241
4
^ Mew
< Mew is pwnage. >_>
V Wouldn't a pokemon MMO be cool? :p