Shag, Marry, Kill

[Blade Runner]

Shag-Maki Tomada, the Return



Maki Tomada already had retired when I became a JAV fan. Her filmography has a lot of bondage/rope restraint themes but it doesn't minimize the shag factor.

Marry-Maki Hojo



Maki Hojo is aging and it's all right with me My wife is being pushed by Maki Tomada but she doesn't have to worry...yet.

Kill-Julia



One doesn't 'kill' a Replicant because it's a machine. Correct term is "Retirement".

 

[kharo88]

Shag - Erika Kitagawa

She's just great!

Marry - Airi Kijima

She's not as great as Erika Kitagawa when it comes to sex, but she I think she'd make an awesome wife.

Kill - Well, I don't know her name, so I couldn't get a pic of her, but she's a tanned gal with black hair who looks like she doesn't have much going on upstairs if you know what I mean. And on top of that I find her ugly as hell. I don't want this to turn into an ID thread, but feel free to take guesses!

 

[Casshern2]

* Kill is used in a playful way. Obviously we don't want anyone dead.

SHAG - Yukari Orihara because for a long time I've been curious about plus sized women (never been with one) because they look so soft and squeezable and bouncy in all the right places. She's just been a favorite since I discovered that was something that made my old putter flutter.



MARRY - Nozomi Sasayama because she is just amazing for a woman (not a twenty-something) and I've thought her to be beautiful since the first time I saw her. Great smile, great body, lovely voice. I like! Just look at her!



KILL - Fujiko Minegishi because at first glance I thought I had found another thick woman to slobber over...then when I saw the first title I grabbed with her...I quickly realized I'd been hoodwinked. SMAKELDORPHED! I'm pretty sure she was once a man after seeing many screenshots of her. Is she? Am I late for that realization?



I mean...please...



PLUS

 

[Blade Runner]

* Kill is used in a playful way. Obviously we don't want anyone dead.

SHAG - Yukari Orihara because for a long time I've been curious about plus sized women (never been with one) because they look so soft and squeezable and bouncy in all the right places. She's just been a favorite since I discovered that was something that made my old putter flutter.

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MARRY - Nozomi Sasayama because she is just amazing for a woman (not a twenty-something) and I've thought her to be beautiful since the first time I saw her. Great smile, great body, lovely voice. I like! Just look at her!

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KILL - Fujiko Minegishi because at first glance I thought I had found another thick woman to slobber over...then when I saw the first title I grabbed with her...I quickly realized I'd been hoodwinked. SMAKELDORPHED! I'm pretty sure she was once a man after seeing many screenshots of her. Is she? Am I late for that realization?

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I mean...please...
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PLUS
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Thanks for correcting my poor choice for using "kill".

"SMAKELDORPHED"

Scrabble game winner

 

[jugulear]

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The great and powerful Casshern2 continues to illuminate; I was smeckledorfed about smeckledorfed. Here is how "Smeckledorfed" came into being.

Gee, Blade Runner, weren't you harsh on poor JULIA? Yes, I know she has the ice princess reputation, but she has been loosening up in her later performances. Well, one thing is for sure.... if anyone is an expert on replicants, it would be you.

Kharo88, your one chance to finally get it on with Cyndi Wang, and now you go gaga over Kitagawa?

For the record, I fell in love with Nozomi Sasayama in HTHD-111.


Guess I should do my bit, in the spirit of the thread. (Yet I do so without strong feelings about any of the following... that is, any one of them could easily be substituted.)


SHAG — Yui Tachiki ... because once she Blew Me Away. About time she just blew me.


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MARRY — Yuka Honjo ... because she would look so good on my arm when I go to social events. (I'd first need to bust her out of prison, of course.)


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KILL — Tsubomi ... because she has always gotten on my nerves. (Although she's no longer as irritating, now that she's getting seasoned.)


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