The Babes of the "Southeast Asian Megathread" ... are mostly post-op ladyboys

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LiptonTea

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That's fine if you're into that sort of thing but what amuses me is that according to their comments in the thread, apparently hundreds of the people downloading the files aren't familiar with the tell-tale signs of a ladyboy - including the industrious poster who seemingly is such an authority on Thais, he even offers us the grizzly details of each girl's plumbing.

I have been living and working in Bangkok for many years and whilst giving some of the 'girls' in the movies the benefit of the doubt, the attached mosaic are those that instantly set off alarm bells. But don't take my word for it. If there's one animal that can sniff a katoey from a mile off, it would be a Thai woman [I'm talking the brand of girl that wasn't born with a penis and underwent a decade of hormone therapy to produce boobs and an annoyingly squeaky voice]. I checked the facts with a handful of girls and we all arrived at the same conclusion. Of course, there's one other glaring giveaway: 'exploitedteensasia' is the work of the same fat, pasty Englishman that can be seen a mouse-click away having sex with the pre-op boys at 'exploitedshemales'. The thing that sticks out even more than this idiot's beer gut, is the fact that he has never once used a condom.

Which brings me to my point: countless are the times I've seen Thailand's intoxicated sex tourists leaving Nana Plaza, Patpong, et al, with an attractive working girl on their arm - and imagining only a few of them realized that she had a penis [in a jar at home, perhaps, but often still hanging on and awaiting the inevitable]. I digress. Regardless of gender, let me tell you a fact that any prostitute here will confirm: there is a stupendous number of men that try every trick to avoid wearing a condom, from trying to bribe the girl or just thinking he'll maybe slip it off when he gets her 'Doggy' style. You'd have to think I was joking, yes?

If the fact that you're one of the site's members who have innocently been downloading those movies and inadvertently been getting-off on transsexuals came as a bit of a surprise, I'm hoping that some good may come of it ...

Just like the 'porn stars' in the 'Megathread', many of the sex workers lack the education to properly fathom reproductive health [not to mention a huge number are craving their next hit of meth amphetamine and can't see any future beyond that]. One look at the general standard of these emaciated 'models' will give you a pretty fair indication that they are as these porn sites claim, dragged out of the gutter. There's a good deal of truth in the fact that the poor & desperate are easy to exploit with cash. And just possibly they also don't give a rat's because they've already got HIV/HPV/Herpes.

If you are one of those unfortunates that just can't enjoy sex without a condom, watch a few of those "Creampie" movies and visit a few of the websites like "Exploited", "Appleseed", "Slum", "88square" - there are dozens to choose. I would estimate that 50-60% aren't, erm, your typical girl next door. As Brittany Spears would say: "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman ..."

Bangkok and Pattaya are far smaller than you might think. You're not the first customer who's tried to wriggle out of wearing a rubber. And if you believe the urban myth that bar-girls must undergo monthly checks for STDs, you are dead wrong. Hopefully you might twig that appearances can be deceiving - in any country frankly - and without a condom between you and them, you're stirring the same porridge that our bald English porn star was, and dozens of other dopey tourists. Be safe! Next week: how to spot a katoey without looking up his skirt. BTW, Akiba rocks. Thanks.
 

ShanksYYZ

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Just between you and me, I don't think post-op lady boys have vaginas do they? The women in those photos have vaginas. You can't grow a vagina from HRT or have one made from surgery that I know of. Correct me with I'm wrong.

and second of all, why do you write like the only magazine you've ever read is the "Village Voice?" You use that engramic "Everyone that has ever bought a prostitute is fat and stupid," A=A=A formula, and you use vulgarites to strengthen your strawman arguments.

Not only is your writing smarmy hateful and full of rash generalizations, but it's off topic because you go into a rant about how everyone that has ever bought a thai prostitute ever is a creep, STD ridden clap trap.

tl;dr I think you're homophobic and you need to stay away from the Village Voice.
 

shoreleaveoic

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Jun 14, 2009
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If it's wearing makeup I'll fuck it! Semper Fi!
 

LiptonTea

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Aug 24, 2009
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That's right, ShanksYYZ, post-op ladyboys have a little smooth bump like Barbie and piss out of their ear. Of course they have a vagina, you dope. As to my post being hateful, then you're tripping. Assuming you're just winding us up, thanks for the laughter.
 

ShanksYYZ

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May 6, 2009
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That's right, ShanksYYZ, post-op ladyboys have a little smooth bump like Barbie and piss out of their ear. Of course they have a vagina, you dope.

Care to explain to me then, how one simply removes their penis and testicles and implants a labia and a 6-8 inch elastic tube? I must really be a dope because I didn't know such a thing could be done. If you can find proof that such convincing vagina can be made surgically I'll gladly post a video of me eating my own hat. Educate me, I don't know much about plastic surgery.

As to my post being hateful, then you're tripping. Assuming you're just winding us up, thanks for the laughter.


Well when I read a post that describes "sex tourists" as " fat, pasty Englishman" who will "try every trick to avoid wearing a condom," I do not usually think

"Wow, I'm reading a post from a person who has an unbiased view of sex tourists. "

And when I read a post that describes pre and post-operative transexuals as having their penis "in a jar at home" and posessing a "annoyingly squeaky voice" I don't usually think

"Wow, this unbiased and informative writer definetly has no bias and ill feelings toward transexuals."

So maybe you aren't hateful, but I will wager your address book isn't loaded with transexuals and sex tourists.

Oh and just between you and I, it's not a mystery that Nana Plaza (I think in particular the parking lot) is full of transexuals. I've never bought a prostitute in my life and yet I know that.
 

LiptonTea

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Aug 24, 2009
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I'll accept that challenge ... let the hat eating begin!

Ok, you're on! Prepare to eat your hat, thank you. Thai plastic surgeons are among the very best in the world for crafting an artificial vagina - even down to the attaching the nerves from the patient's member and effectively creating a working clitoris into the bargain. So, not like Barbie. As an freelance photographer for The Village Voice, I took the liberty of calling in a katoey friend, whose particular kink is watching men eat hats, and she very kindly offered to model a tasteful B&W shot just for you. Your other comebacks just don't hold water I'm afraid, but your interpretation is your own. Let's just leave it at that, because you've got some eatin' to do. As you appear to be a highly principled man/woman, ShanksYYZ, I trust you will honor your commitment to eat your hat on video. Is it a clown hat? That would be fun! I'm sure it will rate very highly on Akiba.

Over to you ...
 

LiptonTea

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Aug 24, 2009
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BTW, in case you missed it. There's a link to a full article on the procedure in my post up above. Did you not think to Google it yourself? Or do you secretly like eating hats?
 

ShanksYYZ

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May 6, 2009
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BTW, in case you missed it. There's a link to a full article on the procedure in my post up above. Did you not think to Google it yourself? Or do you secretly like eating hats?


Luckily I have a straw hat, so hopefully the fiber in the straw will make it easier to pass. Expect a video of me eating my hat posted in the jr idol forum within 15-35 business days.


By the way I know you're just joking around but do you really work for the village voice? Because I'd feel kind of bad if you really did work for the village voice, that'd be like asing someone "What are you, retarded?" and then finding out they are retarded.


But what I really don't understand, and if you can explain this I'd be glad, is why you posted this thread. Are you authentically concerned that the people who look at the "southeast asian babes" mega thread don't know there's transexuals in Thailand? Then why not just say "Hey do you guys know a lot of those girls are probably transexuals?" Why go on the rant about sex tourists and STDs? I don't care if you like ladyboys or not but then what's the point of the thread? Are you trying to inform, trying to warn, or trying to rant? Or are you just hoping to get a bunch of replies about how you're a badman and ladyboys are misunderstood angels. Do let me know.
 

LiptonTea

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Aug 24, 2009
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Dear ShanksYYZ, I just thought I'd wing you off a small reminder that we are all anticipating a thoroughly entertaining 'hatilism' video from you, in case it had slipped your mind: "Luckily I have a straw hat, so hopefully the fiber in the straw will make it easier to pass. Expect a video of me eating my hat posted in the jr idol forum within 15-35 business days." Maybe I've missed the link. Where to look? All the best. L
 

ShanksYYZ

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May 6, 2009
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I'm considering posting it in the "Moral Support" forum in the JR Idol section. To provide some "colour" in an otherwise tense section.

Hey speaking of, I actually got to see some post-op "Mangina" recently. It looked like it "worked" but it sure did look dangerous, like a "Oh man that could get infected" dangerous.