So hi, my name's Chris and I'm an addict.
I drink too much. I party too much. I sleep with too many women just because I'm white and have a cock bigger than 4 inches.
Yea, I'm an addict.
Oh, and I have a big ego, and I like being right ALL THE TIME especially when people from other countries who have never even fucking set foot in Japan start trying to spout off the best places to visit, the best hotels to stay at and the best shops to visit in Akihabara (which is funny since any that I've seen posted have gone under, hahahahaha @ you!)
I've been called a prick, and that's because I don't sugar-coat the truth. If you want bullshit like that, then listen to the drivel that George W. spits out when trying to enunciate the word 'fundamentals'.
I'm a business owner and I enjoy my job. I used to teach English, but I quit. You know what? Because teaching English in Japan is like working at a 7-11 in North America.
-No Perks
-No Benefits
-Nowhere job
*I don't like white people
*I don't like black people
*I don't like brown people
*I don't like green people
*I especially don't like rainbow people
*I REALLY don't like otaku queens who think it's 'cool' to be called otaku by their Japanese friends (it's like being called a flaming queer-faggot in Canada - certainly not a term of endearment)
*If you are coming to Japan, no I'm not really that interested in meeting you unless you're buying ALL of the beer (in which case, I'm taking you to Gaspanic in Shibuya)
*I am not going to tell you the best bars to go to, because that would mean I have tainted them for myself
There you have it.
Enjoy.
I drink too much. I party too much. I sleep with too many women just because I'm white and have a cock bigger than 4 inches.
Yea, I'm an addict.
Oh, and I have a big ego, and I like being right ALL THE TIME especially when people from other countries who have never even fucking set foot in Japan start trying to spout off the best places to visit, the best hotels to stay at and the best shops to visit in Akihabara (which is funny since any that I've seen posted have gone under, hahahahaha @ you!)
I've been called a prick, and that's because I don't sugar-coat the truth. If you want bullshit like that, then listen to the drivel that George W. spits out when trying to enunciate the word 'fundamentals'.
I'm a business owner and I enjoy my job. I used to teach English, but I quit. You know what? Because teaching English in Japan is like working at a 7-11 in North America.
-No Perks
-No Benefits
-Nowhere job
*I don't like white people
*I don't like black people
*I don't like brown people
*I don't like green people
*I especially don't like rainbow people
*I REALLY don't like otaku queens who think it's 'cool' to be called otaku by their Japanese friends (it's like being called a flaming queer-faggot in Canada - certainly not a term of endearment)
*If you are coming to Japan, no I'm not really that interested in meeting you unless you're buying ALL of the beer (in which case, I'm taking you to Gaspanic in Shibuya)
*I am not going to tell you the best bars to go to, because that would mean I have tainted them for myself
There you have it.
Enjoy.