Dumb Moments in JAV
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SDDE-251 Gokkun Blue Sky!! Ranch Can Drink Freshly Squeezed Cum Semen
I was on the fence about this one, because I like the idea, but I just had to post this here instead of the creative thread because of the execution. Although, it could have been worse, I guess...
I like this one only for the performance of the Blowjob Goddess, Yuno Hoshi! She's so good at sucking dick! Otherwise, what the what?!
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DOKS-089 Blow Masked
Yet another one with the girls wearing something strange for a mask. Do some people have a fetish for these kinds of things or what? I've no idea who'd pay money for something like this.
Yet another one with the girls wearing something strange for a mask. Do some people have a fetish for these kinds of things or what? I've no idea who'd pay money for something like this.
BLOR-098 Sangokushi Milf This Beautiful Woman Wants To Talk About The Three Kingdoms! Ayako Inoue
I'm not trolling, that's actually the cover. Informative? No. Enticing? No. Dumb? Yes. (But I guess it stands out...)
I'm not trolling, that's actually the cover. Informative? No. Enticing? No. Dumb? Yes. (But I guess it stands out...)
I'm not sure if this qualifies as dumb or not, hell, I don't know what this is...
Can anyone explain to me what the hell is going on here?
(http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javli7zwqy)
Can anyone explain to me what the hell is going on here?
(http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javli7zwqy)
the girls asked to be fucked by a white man.
you have to be careful what you wish for.
you have to be careful what you wish for.
Count on Rocket for ever more dumb ideas:
RCTD-107 Anus Verification
In an imaginary world, finger print, iris scan etc biometrics is replaced by anus scan. Open a bank account? Spread your cheeks and let the machine scan your anus to confirm your identity. Then for unknown reasons, some anal probing is also required. Young girls making cute pictures in photo booth (it's a real world Japanese JK thing) also spread their cheeks (or each others) and decorate their asses with cute stickers for anal photo momentos. As a final relieve, the very last scene has some male on female anal fuck, as an afterthought.
Alas we never get to see how dudes in this world open a bank account or enjoys a boys-evening out.
RCTD-107 Anus Verification
In an imaginary world, finger print, iris scan etc biometrics is replaced by anus scan. Open a bank account? Spread your cheeks and let the machine scan your anus to confirm your identity. Then for unknown reasons, some anal probing is also required. Young girls making cute pictures in photo booth (it's a real world Japanese JK thing) also spread their cheeks (or each others) and decorate their asses with cute stickers for anal photo momentos. As a final relieve, the very last scene has some male on female anal fuck, as an afterthought.
Alas we never get to see how dudes in this world open a bank account or enjoys a boys-evening out.
Imagine the board meetings.
-"Well, what are your ideas for rctd-107?"
-"How about using the anus of a girl like a fingerprint?"
- "GET THAT MAN A PROMOTION!"
A slightly OT follow up: (modern) Japanese don't show a lot of interest in anal sex, but anal play is a bigger thing. In the frame caps of RCTD-107, I noticed a clear and blue film applied to the anus which seemed rather curious. Then yesterday I was fapping to another anal-centric vid SVDVD-712 and saw this anal blue film up close. The authority/doctor/pervert applies this medical-looking clear film with a blue circle on to the student's anus.
I was gonna write a post to ask the wisdom of Akiba Online when I made a frame cap of the film being applied:
It so happened the wording is visible on the frame... so let me try to find an answer myself... on the film... pattern matching... 3 hiraganas... not too hard, a kanji for "bug": ぎょう虫 it's pinworm! TLDR... Oh here it is:
What's even more curious is that the bottom of the film there are blanks to fill in "School Year", "Student Name" etc. So this product isn't just meant for doctors to use in clinics and hospitals, it's manufactured specifically for schools to carry out screening programs for classrooms.
Damn next time I sodomize a Japanese lady, I will have to scotch-tape her asshole for wiggly yellow worms first.
I was gonna write a post to ask the wisdom of Akiba Online when I made a frame cap of the film being applied:
It so happened the wording is visible on the frame... so let me try to find an answer myself... on the film... pattern matching... 3 hiraganas... not too hard, a kanji for "bug": ぎょう虫 it's pinworm! TLDR... Oh here it is:
YEWWWW!
What's even more curious is that the bottom of the film there are blanks to fill in "School Year", "Student Name" etc. So this product isn't just meant for doctors to use in clinics and hospitals, it's manufactured specifically for schools to carry out screening programs for classrooms.
Damn next time I sodomize a Japanese lady, I will have to scotch-tape her asshole for wiggly yellow worms first.
Yeah, Hunt-755 is focused on worm inspecting leading to you-know-what
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlijiw54
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlijiw54
LMFAO!!! lots of stupid and creepy moments xD
but you know what?... that's the beauty of Japanese Porn! they cover (almost) every sex fantasy... JAV 4LIFE!!! <3
but you know what?... that's the beauty of Japanese Porn! they cover (almost) every sex fantasy... JAV 4LIFE!!! <3
ICD-56 HIPS Extreme Pressure
What the hell is this? I guess one man's nightmare is another man's fantasy… At least they've got the translation right!
What the hell is this? I guess one man's nightmare is another man's fantasy… At least they've got the translation right!
