Don’t Let Your Family Find Your Porn Stash After You Die, Let “Keepers” Do It For You

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funkyft

New Member
Apr 19, 2009
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Wasn't there an old Skit with Adam Carolla that had something like this. Where a quick response team would mobilize when you die and clean out your apartment of porn and replace it with a bible and stuff before your parents arrived? I can't find that video, but it was hilarious.

This was from The Man Show, they did a commercial for this service. I don't remember which season though. Sorry.
 

fartcarcas

New Member
Aug 2, 2012
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I probably croak while watching porn anyway. theyll find me jerking it to tsubomi getting pounded by a dog
 

SecretPal

Beyond Redemption
Apr 2, 2009
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I used TrueCrypt and it erased all my porn 250gb, you have been warned.

Maybe you forgot the password? I have used it for years and it has actually kept data safe from accidents as I encrypt an entire drive which is read as unmounted or inaccessable when the bugs come crawling.
 

kunoichi

Occasional Visitor
Mar 26, 2007
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Maybe you forgot the password? I have used it for years and it has actually kept data safe from accidents as I encrypt an entire drive which is read as unmounted or inaccessable when the bugs come crawling.

Yeah, never had any problems either. It might be a problem if you bring an encrypted USB drive to a new computer as windows usually don't recognize and want to format it, but you can always cancel that dialog, then go to the diskmanager where you can remove the assigned volume letter.

Also a good idea to do a backup of Volume Header for extra security from the truecrypt tools menu...
 

garbro77

Well-Known Member
Oct 15, 2010
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Discovering my erotic DVD's after my death would come as no surprise to anyone who really knew me in life.
In fact, I should probably will them to someone specific so that fights won't break out over who gets to keep what.
 

tyagobr

New Member
Nov 1, 2010
3
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They're welcome to try to get through my encrypted hard drives, good luck have fun!
 

MarcKyle64

New Member
Feb 28, 2011
1
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Now Googling "Secret Junior Acrobat'...ewwww.

That Man Show skit was for the "Rest Assured Disposal Service". It's on Youtube.

Everyone I care about who might outlive me already knows I'm a freak, so let 'em browse my HD.
 

WillEater

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Mar 13, 2008
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cosmicpervert

Pretty girls forever!!!
Sep 9, 2009
45
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Even if my family somehow got the HD they would be unable to break the encryption. It's a pity, as it's a pretty excellent collection. I should totally will it to someone, as was already stated by someone. But, I don't know anybody with my tastes... oh, well.
 

geminitiger

Hidden Dragon
Oct 31, 2007
76
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I used TrueCrypt and it erased all my porn 250gb, you have been warned.

It's called redundant backups my good man. I've never lost anything with TC, but I know some day a hard drive will give out (again) so I have multiple TC backups.

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