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    Random acts of WTF...

    I'd love to let these ladies walk all over me...:sadomaso: 3cbMLeeV1ww
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    Cops crack down on porn films targeting lolicon

    I can but, they will set me back $200... A 10 year old not knowing any better is another way of saying they are non judgemental. I find that very soothing. Aqua in dream world -------> :dizzy: I should have posted it in anime form eh? :joker:
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    Cops crack down on porn films targeting lolicon

    Ummm...so you dated a flat 26 year old. My condolences.. :bow-pray: You did not make a point about the fact that you dated her. Moving along. The girls you date have a brain. Did you know that almost everybody has a brain? It's all in how you use it. You can be a 26 year old female with tons...
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    Cops crack down on porn films targeting lolicon

    Exactly. A ten year old has totally smooth skin everywhere because the skin lacks pubescent or post pubescent signs of the changing body like body hair, acne, or that boobish look teens can get. I always say the sign of the flat chest is a symbol of the free spirit of youth. Not an adult and...
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    Random acts of WTF...

    Got 10 minutes to waste? 1QtdPfz_faM
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    Cops crack down on porn films targeting lolicon

    “Films showing a fully nude girl frolicking in a mountain setting go for 200,000 yen.” Don't wanna violate any "frolicking" statutes... “The films featured middle- and high-school girls between 10 and 17 years of age having sex,” says an investigator. It seems, (in America) that making...
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    Japan makes first arrest for CG-generated child pornography

    This is a drawing I made from a picture of a real naked girl. I might add that she is over 18...
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    Japan’s male AV actors: A rare and special breed

    Thank you Danny Downer... These Pornstar dudes are my personal heroes. They are thee extentions of my dick. They have lulled me to sleep many a night and have provided quick fix ego boosters for me when needed. Actually it was an interesting post. Although not a peep about STDS and HIV fears...
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    what are you watching? (tv shows)

    Window of Opportunity I'm watching an Impala running for it's life and in desperation it jumps into a sitting car window and lands inside the car thus depriving two Cheetahs out of din din. You might say they were cheeted out od supper. I think the impala's name is Chevy... Amazing to see...
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    hottest women on youtube

    There are women on youtube?? :puzzled:
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    Things that piss you off.

    Ice cream trucks that play "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" Muzak style in June. :donotwant:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Daym! I thought Miley Cyrus was like a country bumpkin... I found this new video to be kinda tinglee..:perfectplan: As Al Pacino would say, "Greeeat Azzzz!!!!" LrUvu1mlWco
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    Random acts of WTF...

    Practice makes perfect... QrHAvrZ9FtE
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    Random acts of WTF...

    Little girtl.."Hehe...look behind you daddy!! * daddies boss rushes up snarls in his face, "YOUR FIRED"!! * Yeah, let's give this darling nightmares for weeks!! WTF!! nX58_-NsajI
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    Random acts of WTF...

    LOL!!! :pandalaugh: As for the last pic.....As the ol' saying goes... "That ain't right"...
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    Random acts of WTF...

    A guy would be forced to drink battery acid if he3 did something like this.. Fv47qCSDKTI
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    What are you listening to right now?

    TEwUm5xZiz8
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Peter Gunn wK-b5PLhrEI
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    User meetings

    Wow...(no offense) but, that's pretty grandiose...:puzzled: "In heaven, all the interesting people are missing" ~ Friedrich Nietzsche I find ALL people interesting. Even my top hater here, Aquamarine (no relation there folks) is interesting with his photos of Japan and hatred for many and...
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    Random acts of WTF...

    This is old, but ingenious not to mention creepy... FP8mXOjwuA0
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    Random acts of WTF...

    Ronald goin' after a couple Happy meals... But, it looks like someone also has their eye on Ronald... Mt-6E4KZW2g
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    Comedians/Comedy/Stand up/Funny Stuff

    I prefer the Tuna cum sammich. The turkey cum sammich tastes kind of fowl.... :notagain:
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    Yoshiwara soapland bathhouses banning Chinese tourist

    :snicker: How's about a couple signs out front saying, "No Class..No Ass" or "You shoot us with camera, we shoot you with gun" or the ever popular, "No Duckie no Fuckie". Haggling for the whore has been around ever since prostitution was invented. I bet many of us have haggled before...not...
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    Random acts of WTF...

    Thank god floors get in the way! :ohnoes: aDvhr4qhrI8
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    Random acts of WTF...

    Tell me this random act of perserverance doesn't make you dizzy...:dizzy: I like her tight little sweater... :shy: JChvEsOI8I8
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    Japanese police target users of Tor anonymous network

    I guess this event could be catagorized as a "Pink Collar" crime...
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    Random acts of WTF...

    This video has gone viral and I can see why. Absolutely amazing to watch while you mumble under your breath..wtf? C1OcmeFb1bs
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    User meetings

    Great Idea! Start one for Junior Idol lovers and post the link (if it's offsite). We could all meet at Chuckie Cheese. I luvs pizza..
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    Random acts of WTF...

    This what it must be like walking around in Japan ...right?:puzzled: QZkTCrolFlo#!
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    Random acts of WTF...

    Must check this out. This gave me goosebumps (don't worry I'll be ok)...:grassdance: GYnd5JRu86E
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    Fake small boobs?

    As a connoisseur of the "nonexsistant breast" I have the luxury of not worrying about whether the breast is fake or not. Nonexsistant cannot be faked. :yahoo:
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    Japan humiliate Philippines in Asian Five Nations (sports)

    "Money talks bullshit walks"... Japan has the money to buy top notch players and I beleive they surely did. Many other teams got spanked by Japan also over the years. Japan has been playing since 1987 and the Philipines has been playing only four years now. You might have to get a few spanking...
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    Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke

    Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke Japanese officials apologize for releasing erotica that causes viewers to question all that is good and true. TOKYO—Acknowledging its embarrassment over worldwide outbreaks of violent, uncontrolled regurgitation, the...
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    Funny image collection

    New Lance Armstrong wrist bands...
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    Optical Illusions

    I HAVE BLISTAS ON ME EYEBALLS!! :dizzy:
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    what are you watching? (tv shows)

    This video has improved my math skills... :tehheh: rXOtYPcC4tQ Thought I would add this one too... OWNED!!! :sadomaso: v-l2zl85PHs
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    Comedians/Comedy/Stand up/Funny Stuff

    I don't get it... is it over my head?:puzzled: The Phallic cigar... :joker: Vzrxy9A7Ja4
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    My new sex toy looks SO REAL.

    Well, I beg to differ. It's not as bad as maybe...posting pictures of your wife on a Japanese p0rn board or something. Something like that would be pretty undignified not to mention zero respect for said wife. Aquamarine, FYI No such animal as "dignity of self-worth". It would be, "dignity or...
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    Comedians/Comedy/Stand up/Funny Stuff

    Oh SHIT! FUCK! BOB SAGET!! It's the Tourettes Guy!! rqtr_RvR3sY 8MoR-Asogyg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SR-rCjEnV4&list=PL203AA0E562FB0E91
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Got to get the bread and milk i6zaVYWLTkU They had no more bread and milk HtH7hD97rMg Now...The remix!! :grassdance: jC4OOcVZ5wY
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    What are you listening to right now?

    That blue ball is my face....:nosebleed: Thugs & Harmony folks... 7hMMTtouUIM
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    Funny image collection

    Hey there's a "peterkurt" with a Funny Image Collection over at Planersuzy too! :pandalaugh::pandalaugh::pandalaugh::pandalaugh::pandalaugh::pandalaugh::pandalaugh: http://planetsuzy.org/t576405-funny-image-collection.html
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    Can you look at yourself in a humorous way?

    If you were fat also your check might say, "Fugly dude".
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    Can you look at yourself in a humorous way?

    I've seen a few "news" stories about people getting their checks and seeing descriptively unpleasant names given to them by the server or the bartender as in this story below. If you can look at yourself and describe what you see in a humorous and/or negative way what would your check...
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    Happy 6th Birthday

    Happy Birfday Akiba! If I'm gonna get banned or infracted, I'd rather get banned or infracted here than anywhere else anyday!! Luvz you guys! :gayprance: 31Q9ZZgefXU
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    73-year-old prostitute picked up (again) by police in Yokohama

    *Sigh*.....this is old news... :casual:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Yes, that is an excellent song and verse! "Mirrormirror...on...the... wall...who is the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "You are you conceited bastard!" :narcissist: I posted Slick Ricks bedtime story in the music thread in the JI section...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Slick Rick and Doug E. Fresh...La Di Da Di :grassdance: zM0KAh5w7Rs
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    What are you listening to right now?

    I'm the only one who's got a Big Dick.. (Riko grooves on this too!) xsTYXgrJCW0