Before I begin this post, I should make a small disclaimer that I am not the biggest JAV watcher there is. What I am about to point out may be common in other JAV movies, but it is something I'm coming across for the first time, and I've been watching Japanese porn for over a decade now. Also, I don't watch gravure/softcore stuff. Strictly hardcore JAV.
I like JAV's. I enjoy watching them very much. I like the cuteness of the women. I like the body types. I like the varied storylines. I like the normal stuff as well as (much of) the fetish stuff. I like the camera focus on women. I've even stopped being annoyed with the censorship (most of the time, anyway).
In the whole time (12 years or so) since I've been watching Japanese porn, I've never actually disliked a video I've seen. Except now. I have actually watched a JAV that I did not like. Never thought it was possible, but here we are.
Which movie drew out my displeasure so much that I had to make a forum post about it? Glad you asked. I present to you
HUSR-125 Oh No, Wait None! The Female Flowers Of Korea ○ Hospitality Owing To The Oversaw Kin Players Make Amazing AV Debuts! !
However, the link I saw had this title:
HUSR-125 It's Now Or Never For Pussy! A Korean Plain Jane Shogi Player Makes Her Spectacular AV Debut!!
Look at the girl on the cover, she's not a plain Jane, at least not in my eyes. It also doesn't help that I'm a sucker for girls in glasses, especially asian ones. You can bet your ass I clicked on that link as fast as humanly possible.
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The page loads as well as the video preview. I like what I see, reaffirming my decision to watch the movie.
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The video starts to play and I feel myself losing blood from the extremity I want it to be in.
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The first actress in the movie is so totally not what I want. I'm not a fan of male haircuts on women, and it really doesn't help that this woman is plain ugly. A total butterface, as I discover later. IMO, her haircut alone is a prime candidate for 'just fuck my shit up' material. However, as with most JAV, she does have a good body. I will admit that I have watched porn with women who I did not find attractive, but never has that ever happened with a JAV movie.
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The movie goes like this. Some dudes with a camera approach a (seemingly) Korean shogi player, and they convince her to go up to their room and play shogi. They play for about a minute before she wins and then the male opponent gets her to sit on the bed to talk to her.
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Its not long before he tries to give her a massage, something she protests but very reluctantly allows. He then starts to grope her which draws some very vocal protests from her, but he manages to push through and get her clothes off. They then proceed to fuck. The whole movie, all 3 scenes, follows this theme.
What I disliked about the movie is
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The male lead's penis looks way too white to me. While I don't pay much attention to penises in porn, any JAV fan would know that the Japanese penis is not totally white in color. Watch enough censored videos and you pick up subconscious knowledge about skin tone. This guy's looks like a caucasian-skin-colored dildo to me.
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The sex was OK. In any other movie I would have enjoyed it. But I couldn't get it out of my head that it was fake, so I just couldn't get excited for it.
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The no penetration shots also lead me to believe there is no actual penetration involved in this movie. This isn't one of those late night skinimax skin flicks. The actor's 'penis' is clearly shown, but not the actress's pussy. A weird combo to be sure.
Now that I've typed this all out, I feel like I'm overreacting, but I just didn't enjoy this movie. The second and third actresses are cute, but the rest of my objections stand.
There seems to be more in this Korean shogi player series, but I'm not keen on them because I'm sure its more of the same.
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The HUSR series itself seems to focus mostly on foreign women, from what I can gather. I wonder if all of their titles are the same.
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I like JAV's. I enjoy watching them very much. I like the cuteness of the women. I like the body types. I like the varied storylines. I like the normal stuff as well as (much of) the fetish stuff. I like the camera focus on women. I've even stopped being annoyed with the censorship (most of the time, anyway).
In the whole time (12 years or so) since I've been watching Japanese porn, I've never actually disliked a video I've seen. Except now. I have actually watched a JAV that I did not like. Never thought it was possible, but here we are.
Which movie drew out my displeasure so much that I had to make a forum post about it? Glad you asked. I present to you
HUSR-125 Oh No, Wait None! The Female Flowers Of Korea ○ Hospitality Owing To The Oversaw Kin Players Make Amazing AV Debuts! !
However, the link I saw had this title:
HUSR-125 It's Now Or Never For Pussy! A Korean Plain Jane Shogi Player Makes Her Spectacular AV Debut!!
Look at the girl on the cover, she's not a plain Jane, at least not in my eyes. It also doesn't help that I'm a sucker for girls in glasses, especially asian ones. You can bet your ass I clicked on that link as fast as humanly possible.
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The page loads as well as the video preview. I like what I see, reaffirming my decision to watch the movie.
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The video starts to play and I feel myself losing blood from the extremity I want it to be in.
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The first actress in the movie is so totally not what I want. I'm not a fan of male haircuts on women, and it really doesn't help that this woman is plain ugly. A total butterface, as I discover later. IMO, her haircut alone is a prime candidate for 'just fuck my shit up' material. However, as with most JAV, she does have a good body. I will admit that I have watched porn with women who I did not find attractive, but never has that ever happened with a JAV movie.
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The movie goes like this. Some dudes with a camera approach a (seemingly) Korean shogi player, and they convince her to go up to their room and play shogi. They play for about a minute before she wins and then the male opponent gets her to sit on the bed to talk to her.
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Its not long before he tries to give her a massage, something she protests but very reluctantly allows. He then starts to grope her which draws some very vocal protests from her, but he manages to push through and get her clothes off. They then proceed to fuck. The whole movie, all 3 scenes, follows this theme.
What I disliked about the movie is
- the first actress is not attractive at all.
- the male lead's penis looks totally fake.
- there are no shots of the actress's pussy.
- there are no penetration shots either.
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The male lead's penis looks way too white to me. While I don't pay much attention to penises in porn, any JAV fan would know that the Japanese penis is not totally white in color. Watch enough censored videos and you pick up subconscious knowledge about skin tone. This guy's looks like a caucasian-skin-colored dildo to me.
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The sex was OK. In any other movie I would have enjoyed it. But I couldn't get it out of my head that it was fake, so I just couldn't get excited for it.
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The no penetration shots also lead me to believe there is no actual penetration involved in this movie. This isn't one of those late night skinimax skin flicks. The actor's 'penis' is clearly shown, but not the actress's pussy. A weird combo to be sure.
Now that I've typed this all out, I feel like I'm overreacting, but I just didn't enjoy this movie. The second and third actresses are cute, but the rest of my objections stand.
There seems to be more in this Korean shogi player series, but I'm not keen on them because I'm sure its more of the same.
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The HUSR series itself seems to focus mostly on foreign women, from what I can gather. I wonder if all of their titles are the same.
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