Unicycle Policewoman Akiho Yoshizawa

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We all know Akiho Yoshizawa, she's been around forever. I admit I haven't watched her recent works but this one... just the front cover is different enough. For once a law enforcement lady who looks happy and strong and hopefully not totally helpless while being r***ing.

But the backcover, WAITAMINUTE, WHATSGOINGONROUNDHERE???

Yep she rides a unicycle in this vid. And plugging the title into translate, with a little human clean-up, says
MXGS-837 Unicycle Policewoman. Patrol! Dispatched! Akiho Yoshizawa

Pre-scene 1, Akiho gets a dispatch on her radio, there's a bra-stealing perv on the loose! She answers the call and is on the move, on the unicycle! She has the perv in sight! She rides, she speeds, she woobles! She runs down the perv and arrest him.

I mean... that's enough for me. Yeah yeah, she took him down to the station and book him, and interrogates him, by riding his face and jerking him off. But who cares! If you want to see Akiho rides a unicycle in a tight miniskirt. Get it!
 

hatsupaw

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I saw this yesterday and wondered "does she really ride it?" Thanks for answering my question. :)
 

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Now only does she ride it, but she does a lot of things a police woman does. The vid starts with a longish (for a porn) Q&A in which Akiho talks about her work, servicing the community, catching bad guys etc. One question specifically ask her about about the unicycle (I can guess the gist of the questions because it's given in the subtitle and I can read kanji), and she gave a longish answer for the question, as if she feel some elaboration is necessary to explain such an unconventional (I mean utterly ridiculous) vehicle for a policewoman. But from her tone, I figure she's not a terrible actor, able to speak long sentences with the authority of police but also the gentleness of a woman. There's no comparison with the 21-year-olds who play Undercover Investigator in impossibly tight bodysuits and who sounds like the JK they are.

She not only rode the unicycle mulitple times, especially in a chase scene. She also man-handle the perv, putting cuffs on them, sounding quite intimidating in interrogation, verbally dominating the male prison guard, and most excitingly, engaging in firefight. My partner complained about the way she grip her pistol but I was concentrating on not emptying my ammos while she was exchanging fire with a perv.

And not even getting to the sex yet. she put the foot down on the pervs in multiple sex scenes. While the pervs were subs in this vid, thankfully most of them are well endowed and gave Akiho plenty to work with. The scenes are super sexy despite she keep her various costumes on for quite a long while. Akiho is getting up there in age, her body type belongs in the last generation of AV stars when D-cups were considered busty. But while her looks is only average compared to the busty spring chickens of today, her experience in life and in sex more than make up for it.

I got this vid for a bit of a freak show (and it is!) as I was laughing my head off, my partner wonder how she keeps a straight face chasing down a lingerie thief on a wobbly unicycle and ordering him to surrender (some young AV actresses probably can't recite the lines and walk in a straight line at the same time). But actually it's one of the best AV I collected for quite a while. In general I have grown tired of a lot of themed/genre AV in which there's nothing more to the "theme" than the cosplay and sometimes the set (a clinic for a nurse/doctor, an unfurnished basement for a evil lair), ignore those and a lot of them are actually just an all-sex vid. All the non-erotic or marginally erotic scenes in Unicycle Policewoman takes the audience to believe Akiho as a policewoman (of course a crazy version who also use sex in all her police duty) not just a helpless JK putting on a cosplay.
 

barba

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great stuff. of course, they oversell it a bit on the cover. [she does not cycle in those high-heel shoes she's wearing on the cover.] but hey, it's still great. next time, i want to see her ride a cock, juggle three balls, and sing the catalina magdalena hoopensteiner wallendiner song.
 
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Finally got to the gun play scene (last scene) which turns out to be very B-movie, sub-B even. Very amateurish with poor editing and pacing, but one has to remember the AV market is flooded with superheroine and cop & mafia genre flicks that doesn't even make any attempt to make any action or drama scenes. So I give an A- for effort and campyness.

Going over Akiho's recent works, it's possible to put together the following triathlon. Not quite up to your requirement, but going over the screen caps she does do a lot of athletic scenes. Just imagine Akiho in an interview "I do all my own stunt work", a la Harrison Ford.

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SNIS-507, MXGS-811, MXGS-837.
 

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This is a Chinese subtitle file, with no translation for the first 5:20 (preamble + interview). I did use Google Translate camera feature to translate the parts that appeared as Japanese text on screen (preamble and the questions during the interview), but I typed it out in English and it's still missing the spoken answers (by Akiho) in response. So it's kinda incomplete I'm not including those in this sub file.

Anyone with Japense listening skills would like to help (for free) for those 2-3 minutes of audio?
 

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