Jav vs Reality. Let's have fun

[chewbaka]

JAV: Your dick is like a gun in campy action movies - unlimited rounds with no need to reload.

Reality: We're a single shot rifle that needs to be reloaded. Bullets we have per day are finite. Probably 2 or 3 only. Gun barrel can be damaged from extensive use.

 

[Taako]

JAV: Your dick is like a gun in campy action movies - unlimited rounds with no need to reload.

Reality: We're a single shot rifle that needs to be reloaded. Bullets we have per day are finite. Probably 2 or 3 only. Gun barrel can be damaged from extensive use.

Very true. I love the energy but the unlimited crempies gets unbelievable after the 3rd time.

And what about soreness?
*oops i see you said it.*

 

[Taako]

This is an easy one.
JAV: Fake semen, c*m, crempies, etc. It looks whiter than normal and appears inside a woman even when wearing a condom.

Reality : JAV use lots of fake c*um and condoms can break in real life, but it seems they break all the time in JAV movies lol.

 

[chewbaka]

I've got another.

JAV: 2 or more Japanese girls will willingly share you between themselves without any drama. Any jealously will be minor, mostly confined to the girls competing for your dick in a friendly way, and whining that you cummed for some other girl but not for them. They might even play with each other and lick your cum out of each other's mouth or pussy.

Reality: I'm sure all this can be arranged if you're willing to shell out a lot of money at a soapland. Else you can dream on.

 

[Taako]

I've got another.

JAV: 2 or more Japanese girls will willingly share you between themselves without any drama. Any jealously will be minor, mostly confined to the girls competing for your dick in a friendly way, and whining that you cummed for some other girl but not for them. They might even play with each other and lick your cum out of each other's mouth or pussy.

Reality: I'm sure all this can be arranged if you're willing to shell out a lot of money at a soapland. Else you can dream on.

The "dream on" is most likely at 95% for most.
Unless wealthy, famous person, the girls are drunk/high, or you a very handsome person.

 

[Taako]

Another JAV vs Reality. And its an important topic; education
We've all been told that education is important. And it is. Our parents told us this.
But for some of us... like me, well education is difficult. Long. And boring.
What if Education was taught like in JAV???

Jav: Education takes place all over. Sometime at home, in school, in gym class, in locker rooms, with your teachers, you family members.
It is almost expected to learn about se** education from your mom, dad, sister, brother, aunt, students or teachers. And you will learn a lot.

Reality: This is considered bad. Learning sex education from your parents is a good thing
but NOT having se*** with them. Same with teachers. However students with students...
I don't think that's too bad Just be age consent.

 

[chewbaka]

Another JAV vs Reality. And its an important topic; education
We've all been told that education is important. And it is. Our parents told us this.
But for some of us... like me, well education is difficult. Long. And boring.
What if Education was taught like in JAV???

Jav: Education takes place all over. Sometime at home, in school, in gym class, in locker rooms, with your teachers, you family members.
It is almost expected to learn about se** education from your mom, dad, sister, brother, aunt, students or teachers. And you will learn a lot.

Reality: This is considered bad. Learning sex education from your parents is a good thing
but NOT having se*** with them. Same with teachers. However students with students...
I don't think that's too bad Just be age consent.

On a related note:

Reality: Incest is bad.
JAV: Incest is fun.

Reality: Making babies with your siblings leads to inbreeding.
JAV: Your sister wants you to cum in her.

Reality: R*** is a heinous crime.
JAV: Its not a crime if she starts to enjoy it, and they usually will and might start to r*** you back instead.

 

[Taako]

On a related note:

Reality: Incest is bad.
JAV: Incest is fun.

Yes. Sometimes encourage by laws

Reality: Making babies with your siblings leads to inbreeding.
JAV: Your sister wants you to cum in her.

Reality: R*** is a heinous crime.
JAV: Its not a crime if she starts to enjoy it, and they usually will and might start to r*** you back instead.

The inbreeding and the baby perhaps having 2 heads makes me never want to inbreed lol

 

[asianbooblover]

In Jav- mom's friend comes to visit, or maybe it is an aunt and she takes a liking to the son and while they are having dinner, secretly sneaks under the table and gives him a bodacious blowjob while the rest of the family seems not to notice, and continues eating.

in reality, it would be nigh to impossible to get away with something like that without anyone noticing sunny boy is being serviced by someone who has accidentally dropped their fork and is searching for it under the table- haha!

 

[Nasu no shogun]

In Jav- mom's friend comes to visit, or maybe it is an aunt and she takes a liking to the son and while they are having dinner, secretly sneaks under the table and gives him a bodacious blowjob while the rest of the family seems not to notice, and continues eating.

in reality, it would be nigh to impossible to get away with something like that without anyone noticing sunny boy is being serviced by someone who has accidentally dropped their fork and is searching for it under the table- haha!

Especially with the size of Japanese houses and apartments! Ever been there? Everything is scaled down by about 30%!

-Nasu

 

[EROTAKU]

I got one. Happens to me in real life. Our boarder (student that rent a room) a collage student who was renting a room in my grandma's house. Every time she goes home she's gonna change her uniform to house wear. One time I peeked into the hole and saw her jugs. Momoka Shina size. And when she at home she wear a really jean short. I always stealing a look when I have a chance.
One night there's a power failure so the AC isn't working. She slept in the living room as for me too. Everyone is at their room. My grandpa and grandma, my mom and my siblings. Only I slept in the living. She came and slept there too. Anyway in the middle of the night I was very hard. And like in JAV I did that. I was 17yrs turning 18yrs. She woke up but didn't say anything and she spread her legs and guide me. I guess that's when I became a man. I am not joking. That's my first time. PS. She knows that I'm very naughty maybe thats the reason why.

 

[Taako]

In Jav- mom's friend comes to visit, or maybe it is an aunt and she takes a liking to the son and while they are having dinner, secretly sneaks under the table and gives him a bodacious blowjob while the rest of the family seems not to notice, and continues eating.

in reality, it would be nigh to impossible to get away with something like that without anyone noticing sunny boy is being serviced by someone who has accidentally dropped their fork and is searching for it under the table- haha!

I used to find those plot points interesting but like many things in JAV, it was overused.

Not to mention they are searching for the tableware for a loooong time
No drops something like that and is under the table for almost 5 mins lmao
They should have the actor make a mess but with fake food.

 

[Taako]

Speaking of a JAV Vs. Reality.
Here's one that's been on my mind for a bit.

I've seen this genre come recently and never really watched the JAV so... I am going by speculation and IF I am wrong about the JAV. Please correct me.

In JAV, two guys are best friends. One guy, maybe with a drink/wish/magic is turned into a hot JAV star.

The two best friends act silly at first and can't believe this has happen.
The "male to female" who turns into the girls is, of course, grabbing
his boobs and pu*ssy* and not taking it serious.

Then suddenly the other friend becomes horny for the his friend and they kiss
and wants sex. I think the "male to female" does not want that at first.
But feels sorry for best friend. So they kiss and that leads to sex.

The "male into female" in the Jav suddenly wants sex with all guys and d*icks.
Which is odd, they don't want a girl since they are a "boy turn into a girl" LOL

No one thinks its weird about that part. And even the regular friend asks
why do you want d*ick so much?


Now, in Reality, this is where things, I feel go either way.
Technically, you are still the main person before the turning. So you are still inside a girl/guy.

Now... if your best friend who is still the regular person wants to have sex with you and stick
his d**ick inside you...

I have to think you might NOT be willing... OR you are willing.

I have to think in JAV, they push such questions aside and say these guys are so horny
they don't care if it's a man or their best friend.

Also they don't care to ask how to explain to your parents you are suddenly a "girl"?


One more thing to consider...

The "males into females" in these movies are hot JAV stars, right?

My favorite favorite is Momoka Nishina.
Now... if my best friend turn into her and sound like her....

The most I could ask for is squeezing his boobs for eternity but....
knowing this is still a guy, I can't wrap my head around it enough to ask for sex or even lip service.

So in the end, this Jav vs Reality might be true, to a certain extent, in real life.

 

[Taako]

So I thought vomit, poop, and r*** was limit with jav. Guess I was wrong.
I have limit of squirt... inside car.

I like squirting sometimes its sexy, but Jav made by Sdde looks fake.

So,

In Jav, you might see bodily fluids everywhere, like semen, pee, vomit, poop, spit, etc.

In Reality, this is a messy situation. That can cause damage to
surfaces, furniture, your vision, mouth, and car.

Also, you are the one who has to pay to have it clean

Why would you risk your seat(fabric), radio, to be ruined for porn?
Unless this car is the "pee and poop car". Like sex car/van?

Anyways, if you have a pet or friends with animals,
it never disappears, the smell I mean

 

[Vmaloy]

Well I was always wondering how come they get their girl to squirt so fast in the first place

I guess it's just fake, and yes If my girl would squirt in second I would have to change the bedsheet every 2days + the entire room is tatami so landlord wouldn't be happy about that I guess.