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Screw the skills, you got him beat in sensitivity at the head of your wanker than he does. The constantly exposed head gets more desensitized than the protected head like you have. Your better off...as to who's better in bed? Who cares, as long as your having fun!

I think my Chevy Blazer is male, and also a gay prostitute. It fucks me all the time and while doing so, I find myself calling it a cocksucker as I pay out the ass for it.:payup: Thanks for explaining the "jellybean era"!:chinesenewyearm:

So.... I got the largest organ in my body covering the smallest one? :defeat: I almost got in a fist fight with a nurse that wanted to cut my son's lil' "hoodie" and I won! :chinesenewyearm: Shit..they yank ya out of the tunnel, spank your ass then cut off the end of your most sensitive...

Happy New year treckerman!! :chinesenewyearm:

Dude..your dick lead you down that road. Well, chalk it up to "Goodbye old fucked up year":furious: and "Hello (hopefully) Happy New Year!!" :grassdance: I hope it's is a good one for you. I know this past one has been way over the top in the fucked up-ness department.

Something like this is all we should be shooting with in this coming decade.... Hopefully it with be aimed at pretty Junior Idols! That is....if the zombies don't get them first!!:coldsweat: Much Peace and Prosperity! :grassdance:HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!:grassdance:

WOW! Thanks for your honesty maddog1234 (your nick..how fitting). I get pissed at inanimate objects sometimes. Once while eating pizza, the hot cheese just kept coming out of the slice in strands and I kept reeling it in with my teeth and tongue but was in a hurry and getting pissed cause it...

I always only care about me, so I photoshopped my face to look sad for this sad girl..... "Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice, shame on you again":puzzled:

Unless its with the one you love....

"Twenty-eight inch blades on the Impala" Nice ride! What do you mean by the jellybean early nineties?:puzzled:

I Like(d) the movie Avatar!:moe:

"Chup chup chup"!

I know you never touched her. I was just stating that anger management helped me pull in the reins on anger and manage it. It can for you too!

See?!! There IS a Santa Claus...There really IS!! Merriest Christmistest to all!!:moe:

I went the Random forum last night to see if there were any new contributions to some recently posted threads by various members. What I saw was a whole string of threads by one member with four or five pics posted in each thread and the recent threads by other members were now on page two...

Thread whores.... :pissed: People that post 24 threads in less than 12 hours in 1 forum by 1 person!!! Total disregard for others who have recently posted threads in the same forum and now their threads are half way down page 2...including my own. Looks like the Grinch has arrived...

Ok...I went to that thread and i see you got two of your pic posts in that one thread so WHY couldn't you do the same here?

I think they are great pics too! I liked the train station ones and the Washington snow reminds me why I moved away from there. I do wish however that Supermax would have been considerate enough to put them all in one thread. I see as I'm typing now that there is a title block and then add...

Your car battery had a intense fear of snow and died? :death: That's called "chionophobia". My condolences...:bow-pray:

Your title for this thread should be: "Coming and Not Going" When I bought my Blazer used, it didn't have all the jack equipment so i hit the junk yard and went thru a few trashed Blazers and got all the jack things I needed. Anytime I check my tire pressure, I check the spare pressure also...

Bubububut... I left the binoculars at home!! :silence:

So, if I just walk past churches and look in the windows is that "church window shopping".:death:

Lowleg26, It sounds like you've never been to a 12 step program for any amount of time or you would know that you don't have to hit "rock bottom" to seek help. You don't have to have all areas of your life destroyed before realizing ya need help. Supercooled is in danger as he has stated he...

Ya snooze, ya lose.... Gathered that courage a little late and if you didn't know she was engaged, like Ceewan said you couldn't have been that close. Keep quiet about it and focus those feelings or energy into being a bestest friend from now on. Telling her now would be awkward for both of...

Supercooled...you've been given all this great advise and ideas and all you do is offer back excuses. If you go to the meetings you'll meet lots of new people which could lead to new girls in your life. This site seems to be your poison so you probably should stay away. So you have pursued...

Yeeah....so when I'm on the bus across from a ten year old who has little Glutton pressed against her chest and all I can hear is,"Chup chup chup...ummm...BuRp.....ummmm...yummy...chup chup chup" I'll have wholesome dramatic thoughts with just a twinge of jealousy and probably miss my...

I know....notice I kept my big mouth kinda shut.:secret:

Yes, and I passed with flying colors!:goodboy: Ok, so the material here is making your life unmanageable. Instead of total abstaining have you tried moderation? Like set time limits for being here daily or weekly, download limits to the material. If what you mean by "relieving" yourself mean...

"A Manboob..... a terrible thing to waste" Look what was hatched from the think tank or should I say, "drink tank".... “Because you shouldn't have to wait until you have breasts before you start breastfeeding your baby.” :tea...

Is there a Junior Idols Anonymous?:shiver: Seems I spent the first half of my life getting into things and the other half getting out of them. Alcohol: Sober 26 years Nicotine: Sober 24 years Sex (voyeurism): Sober 20 years I'm not religious either, but am spiritual and immersed myself...

Hey..I've done that,"I'll show you! I'll destroy my most precious items in life!" It was good you didn't harm her physically. In the old days it was hitting the bar with the boys after work for an hour...or two and now it seems the computer has replaced that scenario. I don't want to get...

Thet should get rid of the trains and have everybody walk. The exercise would lift their spirits. :cool:

In other words, does anyone need a kidney...liver...some nice brown eyes? Let the Harvest begin! :evillaugh: The girls left abandoned in the night along desolate country roads because the family needs a boy to carry on the family name and mama keeps spittin' out girls... I'll adopt fifty...

"Mmmmm....Snuggy snug"

Saw this pic the other day and thought of what you said here..... :snicker: I would keep 3 mill and donate the rest to various homeless programs. Having that much money would just be a stressful pain. I live simply to simply live. I was homeless once for 7 months....

Could you re-up this one please? It's a 404 page... Thank you

I've always used Megaupload and Rapidshare in tandem and have been happy with them. Megaupload I have to click less so that is a bonus for me. Then I see more and more videos I want to d/l in Hotfile and I finally gave in and purchased a one month membership. I love it!:inlove: If the links...

The first thing I see when I wake up every morning is my left hand. It isn't so pretty, but it is loyal and knows I won't go run off with the right hand. Life can be beautiful and simple if you let it be.

Guess your driving your "dream" car then eh?:casual:

While their going out with the Japanese girls, we can pick up their hot Latino girlfriends!! Ain't nothing wrong with a hot Latino girl. "Hola! Senorita!!!":perfectplan:

Here's mine! It's a literal "babe" magnet. I feel so mischievous as I "creep" down the road. I nicknamed her, "Snickers".... Actually, here is my second car... It sucks gas and loves to be repaired but it kicks ass in the winter when it snows and i hit the 4x button. I...

*wink wink*:chinesenewyearf: Oh yeah.......:goodboy:

Oh.... were a barrel of laughs! Welcome, and we look forward to seeing you at the JI section! :happy:

Oh dear... and now who's really doing the assuming? I've always said I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. :nosepick: If all these fonts are offered to use, why fault me for doing so? Comic sans font says, "I don't take things all that serious". You've put me down, and all the other...

"You must have recently got peeved". My god, you take it like that was a personal attack on you. No, I don't know you and after reading your two posts here I definitely don't want to know you. I was just throwing in some helpful input, ya know, "Take what ya need and leave the rest"? A...

You must have recently got "peeved". I always have lots of questions and requests and I either post for help or search thru the help forums for previously similar requests or answers. Maybe it's because my questions are so simple in the tech areas that they are easily answered usually right...

It's our nature as heterosexual men to keep the species going. If you were say, a lesbian or not at all attractive to that man then you might have had a chance at a platonic friendship with him. I might add that if you were super good looking and the cook realized that you were out of his...

That's animal abuse and for sure something that might make the headlines of Animal Planet. Scary indeed!

I had this one a while back and misplaced it. This is one excellent vid. The girl is young and genuine and hot!. Yeah, she gets basted pretty well at the end. Highly recommend!:moe: Thanks for posting! Aqua

I think this is a legit question and the answers sans the mockery ones may be benefical to some here. In my experience, I remember visiting the beautiful "business women" in Seoul and I was such a cheap charley that I would quietly climax and keep going to the next one. Kinda like busting two...