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Your Halloween outfit so screams Counter-Strike to me, and I've logged all of 10 hours tops in my life playing CS1 and CS2. (Now I've played maybe 10-20 additional hours of this one CS mod from years ago, God what was it called ... something where you had humans vs. aliens? and they could...

Toilet paper on a cruise ship is like blouses at Kohl's after a 50%-off sale.

You could go to school, get a job that's cool ... get lucky in the land of the rising weeaboo. Sorry. I have no acceptable apology for the atrociously bad joke just now, but a token "sorry" is certainly mandated.

Notice the name of this thread and the focus of this thread's discussion: "Becoming a Japanese Citizen".

I remember that question, meant to reply, and thought I did reply. o_o Please link me to the original and I'll try to get you a good reply in the near future. Super-short answer? (Edit: lol, not very short!) 1. As I'm not fluent myself I don't know that it's my place to be Mr. "Oh I Know So...

... all I'll say is, I had to drag the timer forward on numerous occasions during Saimin Jutsu 2. Like when the lady said　(3:00) 私が。。。教えているのは。。。わ-私が教えているのは。。。セックス、ススム君に。。。セックスレッソン。。。して。。。あげ。。。ます , I was just about to pull out my hair. I love the hypnosis fetish, but goddamn was I impatient when...

If there were absolutely zero futa in Saimin Jutsu 2, how would you guys rank it? I get the suspicion that the only reason it's being consistently ranked so high is because of that scene.

5 days, 21 hours, 15 minutes and 30 views, 0 replies. Conclusion: nobody cares, nobody wants anything I might have, and everyone's forfeiting the right to bitch at me for never sharing anything. Speak now or forever hold your peace!

This is why I don't usually comment on hentai anime polls. Didn't See, Don't Want To See: Pico x Coco x Chico Didn't See, Want To See: Stringendo & Accelerando Ultimatum ~Sera~ 3 , Cafe Junkie Episode 1 Saw but Disgusting: r***! r***! r***! (most of the scenes) , Hime Dorei Episode 2...

I would have switched that around so I guess we should both be grateful that Pixy's including the one we like.

"Don't let it get you goun," ... awesome. lol The closest I can think of in Japanese would be something bizarre like ヰにしないで or 気にするぺ！ or something. "Goun," they misspelled half of the intended word AND created a word that doesn't exist in ANY modern dialect of English. [/stating the obvious]

You say that like it's No Contest. I would love to move to California (lived in SoCal for one year after high school, loved it) but California's fucking expensive and the best places to live are also either really polluted (like L.A., where you lose 1 year off your life for every 5 you spend...

Actually, I'm curious myself why you first wanted to go to Japan and what if anything has changed since then to keep you in Japan and whether you'd say you're bitter or thrilled or indifferent about being in Japan as opposed to Canada. When you think about it, most people leave their home...

She didn't. lol And did you notify anybody about the Nigerian? or can they not do shit about him?

Here is an excellent audio sample providing another example of Japanese morae: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_pitch_accent Step 1. Click on the audio link at the very top. Step 2. She first says 箸, hashi with a HL pattern. Step 3. Then she says 橋, hashi with a LH pattern. Step 4...

I cannot. :( I am in the market myself for a good paper dictionary for onomatopoeia -- and have been for the last 2½ years. It's hard to find a good dictionary. There are several excellent 日本語-->English electronic dictionaries available for Japanese natives. All of the Japanese graduate...

When the UK had the Cadbury's scare, I still ate mine anyway. lol But if I got Cadbury's now I'd be a little more worried because of the melamine. More pertinently? I bought two boxes of imported Koala's March days before the melamine story broke. And then a week later I saw Koala's March had...

longer but easier to understand, I hope I just realized that what I wrote above may be very confusing even for those who are fluent in English but have no linguistics background, so I'm going to try to explain it by example in a language you are intimately familiar with -- ENGLISH! -- and that...

I done good? I done poor?

I just realized something that completely throws the music-based learning out the window: tones. Well, not "tones" per se, but morae (音字, onji). As an example, there is only one "right" way to say the word takaramono 宝物 with regards to Kantou intonation according to an old sensei of mine (who...

I totally first read this and thought: "Aquamarine took classes with Japanese high schoolers just to improve his language skills?" "Oh no, wait! He said 'if you're a kid'! Does this mean ... he was already in Japan when he was still a little kid?" A few more seconds of confusion followed...

LMFAO, you were the one doing most of the "the yakuza are so nice ^-^" talk!!!!!! Yakuza: Japan's FEMA Yakuza: Japan's Noble Landlords Yakuza: Japan's Modern-Day Samurai Sergei got confused, I got confused, and it took aquamarine to straighten things out. And your response is...

I had to write an essay on the pachinko parlor for one of my in-class exams in my 3rd year of Japanese at college. I remember that there was a cultural butting of the heads between the teacher's assumption about our knowledge of pachinko parlors and the failing students' assumptions about how...

Those animal noises totally ... normally I'd throw out my usual "totally killed my boner" line, but this time I'm going to have to edit it to say this instead: Those animal noises totally rekilled my boner. Because my boner had already been killed, buried, unearthed, desecrated, and...

As noted here, USA.

For a long time now, I've felt like I haven't been able to contribute any hentai to this community. Why? Because 99% of what I get I either get directly from here or I get from sites that other members here also get their stuff from and they always cross-post it first. But I've been thinking...

You mean if I: ...? That all depends on who they were beating up. If it was friend or family, emotion would probably overtake me because I am not a trained combatant and I would rush in head-long trying to save them and get beat up or killed myself. If it was a stranger, I would back away...

I am inclined to believe that no woman would brag about her implants where one breast was 2 cup sizes different from the other, so I'm going to have to say (and pray) that they're real. If you look at the Youtube video links I posted, her boobs do look pretty real in how they squish and how...

If you are a self-healing cyborg or a robo-warrior, then sure. Otherwise, there's only so many bullets you can take before one of them pierces a vulnerability in your armor. Last I checked, the neck was still quite exposed -- 'cause you can't encase it without limiting range of head motion...

You are assuming a fair fight, one-on-one, and even then you're being boastful. The real world is far too cruel and practical -- you'd be shot down in under 10 seconds by the man's accomplices. Again, this goes for all mafias and gangs. You never, ever stand a chance of survival if you go in...

I've never bought a figurine to date and I've no interest in the sexualized ones, but some of the cute ones, I think, would be really cute desk ornaments. Like this one, for instance. (see attachment) It's cute! Sure, some guy (or many guys) probably do buy it for whacking-off purposes, but for...

All the poetic talk put on hold, I'll pose this question: do the yakuza lend money to people? and if so, do their loans have high rates of interest attached to them? I know that loan sharks exist in Japan as they do in other countries -- I've seen loan sharks numerous times in Japanese...

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My #1 turn off in JAVs? The acting. The only way I could enjoy acting in my porn would be if the actors were all so good, so skilled that they were able to fool me and I didn't even think I was watching actors. It's the same thing that movie buffs complain about with cinema pieces -- they...

今日の５の２ the OAV is one of the best shows I've ever seen, and this is in spite of the fact that I really hated all of the lolita pantyshot scenes with the annoying hentai background music of chimes and simple piano. But to be perfectly honest, the show was hysterical because of the sexual...

I love Ishikei's work too! I'm not as big a fan of his AskRay work. Most of his fans seem to be the opposite of me though, preferring his loli-futa AskRay days to his loli-faced big-breasted young adult women Ishikei days. Ishikei's folder is the only one of my old school artists that I still...

And the moral of the story is? Kansai does not equal Kantou. And the follow-up moral of the story is? When somebody claims that "everyone" in their part of Japan speaks English well or poorly, what they really mean to say is "everyone who lives in my city" (if they are in a city) or "everyone...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not that crying will change anything, but ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! :why: That is the only -- the only -- H-anime I am looking forward to at all. I'm such a manga and doujins man that it's rare for me to find an anime I like. Space Pirate...

Just to clarify, which problem are you having? no matter what you do on the computer, the CPU usage reports 50.0% when you first turn on the machine, the CPU usage reports 50.0%. From there, it can be made to increase towards 100% as you open more applications, but you can never bring it down...

I have seen this girl before a long time ago. I really disliked her then and I really dislike her now. I don't think she's all that pretty (her eyes are frighteningly large). The way she tries to speak in Japanese is painful to my ears because, while it is clear that she is trying to sound as...

:O The legend(s) will live on thanks to natural wonders like this. I mean ... wow. It looks so very much like a dragon!!

I feel bad for leaving Neji hanging but here's the situation: - there are literally so many stories where a girl becomes a demon that it would take me forever to find all the ones I have on my hard drive - the ones that I remember off the top of my head are the ones I always recommend to people...

"Without lying to me, please tell me this isn't shopped." This is what's going through my mind because if this isn't a shop then it's one of the most fucking amazing freak optical illusions of a paranormal creature that I have ever seen.

I wrote a whole bunch of speculation, so ... I'll save it to a text file and post it another time if warranted. For now, I'll share another crazy idea: couldn't you limit the # of new posts per hour and new threads per day per account? For example, no member here posts more than 10 new...

Sounds like that one time on Gaki no Tsukai when Hamada teabagged (literally, not metaphorically! :P) what's-his-face with the boiling hot tea bag. Right on the cheek! :( "Hamada the Sadist," ........ they should totally get him to endorse their product, these S M TEA guys. ;)

Speaking of durians, you've probably seen or heard of this joke before, but I hear durians smell awful bad to some people ...

What the heck does "Winter Milk" taste like?

^ So, so true. And it should also be said that if a torrent is still seeded by people months, even years after you created it, and that seed is not you, then not only did somebody out there appreciate it: he appreciated it more than even you did. Because he decided to stick around and keep...

I think we've seen "proper biking attire" before, haven't we? I remember that picture from somewhere, and it would have to be from this very thread, wouldn't it? Hmm ... Is Moto half-n-half? Or is he full Asian? He looks damn well near European in that outfit minus the eyes. (It's gotta be the...

If you don't plan on returning to America and can work out the legal logistics, techie's idea actually sounds pretty savvy. o_o The problem enters in if you ever intend to return to America. Most employment opportunities requiring doctorates require an American one. Case in point, I know two...