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i was robbed by two men i was robbed by two men i was robbed by two men the lyin’ ryan lochte incident put me directly in mind of those wonderful women, the zuiiken girls, who for years dispensed exercise, travel tips, and useful english phrases to help extricate japanese tourists from the...

not what i do, really. but let's see what happens...

some of these you can get here: cosplayjav.pl be warned that to get the links you have to disable adblocker. this puts you at the mercy of redirects and bullshit virus warnings. eventually, you can get through to the download, but it's a pain. maybe others here know the secret way around this.

those men she fucks in mds-843... i wish THEY had smaller boobs.

should be seeding now. as an old torrent, it gets 'queued' easily with my limited resources. but i've forced started it again. so the swallows should have left capistrano and returned once more to japan.

i have been away for a few weeks. during this time, i could play no part in helping degenerate jerk-offs the world over waste time masturbating to japanese pornography. but i have returned. specifically, i help seed 'schoolgirl gokkun', kv-108 et al. it is not my torrent. i just help seed...

if you ever go looking for your dick’s desire, you need look no further than your own back yard. a-o member ‘organic chemistry’ will burn your bunsen with his 20th century offerings here: https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/from-the-past-vhs-jav.1498180/ and a-o member ‘sokol001’ , who has...

the circus should never leave town. i request a re-up. i don't care.

not jav, but the japanese mainline film and 1985 international hit "tampopo" by juzo itami contains a memorable and marvelous egg sex scene. back in the late 80s, i knew a couple of girls who wanted to re-create the repast from "babette's feast". knowing that they couldn't make a peanut...

yeah, it makes you think... i'm not sure if it's a sham of a shampoo or a poo of a shampoo. ... makes you think.

i did a quick survey with a few well chosen friends. the consensus is: yes, jews can, at least secretly, enjoy nazi porn just as some jews can, at least secretly, enjoy pork (the enticement of the taboo and all that). in fact, several wanted download links and i told them that there is a...

that's what i like about akiba-online. i was worried about getting old. not anymore.

this kid is going to go down in history with shoichi yokoi and hiroo onoda.

good thing this didn't happen in america. american parents would have marched that kid into the woods at gunpoint. shot him, buried him, and moved away. if the cops ever found the body and traced the evidence back, then they'd shoot the cops. start a high-speed chase, go find anyone they ever...

you don't know how badly i wanted to try this. the other technical innovations are, and will remain, far beyond me. but i thought i just might be able to squeeze my 46" tv screen through the bathroom door, lean it up on the sink, and put on --- i don't know --- maybe a soapland video. tough...

this is marvelous post. you should teach philosophy. are you a "scanlover refugee"? anyway, i don't have a jav actress for you. however, there is a guy who makes clips that he posts at places like xhamster and redtube. he has photos of well-known females, sometimes pornstars but more often...

drat and double-drat. scanlover is going the way of the floppy disk, gopher, ascii art and dial-up. i’m not saying you shouldn’t control it, or even alt it. but do you need to delete it? back in the day when akiba-online was going up and down like the people on the bus, you could always go...

this site might help you out. http://bodyfluids-jav.com it might also fuck you up; but in life we must take chances. cum puker... sounds like my dell desktop.

me too. do you think they use designated fuckers?

good one.

i’d say the ride of miyu suenaga in smac-055 ‘idol rodeo vol 1’ is not serious, but it’s no laughing matter either. i think it illustrates the potential of my more adult cowgirl scene. but only for jav. in real life, i wouldn’t let anyone in my bed with a gun. goddam chicks’ll blow your head...

on the third anniversary of my unanswered post, i’ve decided to answer it myself. (all you masturbators out there should understand this.) actually, i’m not answering as much as expanding it as i have thought of a few other things that i haven’t seen (but would like to) in jav; and instead of...

as a student of mine once wrote, "we are all human beans".

just delete the ones with people who are covered with tattoos.

one of the lolis on the local “approved list” is sayaka aiyo/aishiro. she’s a real baby-face, but if you are not familiar with her, be warned that she has a pair of knockers that can break down doors. she has done uncensored scenes for the dream room line of caribbeancom in “panty school 1, 2...

not here. but at another forum. i let it be known in my personal profile that i once jacked off a dog. all hell broke loose. since then, i've learned to be more discreet.

as i was the original bad-mouther of uploadable (which i had re-christened ‘unusable’ as of late), i should pass on this update, even if some of you surely know already. uploadable’s free links are working again without making you jump through hoops. when you click on a link now, you are...

yes. a fashion for the agnostic. yet for those within the faith, symbols have historically served as teaching tools for the illiterate, the wayward, the unorthodox, the doubting toshis. case in point here: ran monbu. she is a novice whose questions border the blasphemous. she wants to know...

and they should all sing the macarena. ... while getting fucked, of course.

finally a fair statement about poor ol' tsubomi. she sure has gotten a lot of bad press around here as of late. that wasn't always the case. she put out so much product there for awhile that they had to expand the internet just to accommodate it all. somebody must have thought she was cute...

those of you seeking out english in jav should watch this: this is aida sakura’s “coming to america” video, somewhat disguised as a “world’s biggest dick” flick. i believe that aida was married to an american black guy and thusly acquired her english skills as well as a predilection for...

how can you not like the mosaic?

good stuff. and i agree, more should be done with cheerleaders. my complaint is that they rarely cheer while fucking. there are a few dedicated videos where troupes do routines in various states of deshabille and finally get down to some group fucking with a bit of pompoms thrown in. even...

the jav industry has many promotional events where the girls sign autographs, pose for pictures, etc. these inspire video scenes in which they give out far more personal favors. there are even plenty of staged ‘fan thanksgiving day’ films where our wishes are their commands. all that is...

i don’t know why i find it so hard to make recommendations. thread after thread asks in various indirect ways, “give me something good to watch”. i then reflect on an endless parade of tits and ass, and most often come up empty. or if i think of something good, i immediately disqualify it...

the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

any luck?

that happened to a guy i know named eddie. we all called him eddie pussy.

maria ozawa has always left me cold. now some of you think she's a man. if you find out that she's actually a man, let me know. just don't tell me that rio hamasaki is a man. i might kill myself.

thanks guys. i'll give it a try. no choice, really. let's see... play musical browsers and be ready with the pop-up swatter. the things we do for love...

anyone know the status of uploadable.ch free links? for perhaps 8-10 weeks, they no longer work for me. yes, there's a pop-up that needs to be clicked. but once the links appear, they just don't work. i even registered. still no luck. do they work for you? is this a problem on my end...

if any of these chicks can carry a tune, they could get jason poras's job in a flash.

i once had a dvd (soft-on-demand sdde-031 starring midou reika) that had two sound tracks. the first obviously used reika. the second was dubbed by someone else who I guess was named rina, as the title was machine-translated as “rina was dubbing the voice is beautiful girl character in the...

many years ago, while living in a rural part of southern europe, the nearby town cinema, which tended to get only the cheapest of the cheap, offered the following as a true-life documentary: the poster of a girl with a stake running through her butt and all the way up out her mouth seemed...

great stuff. of course, they oversell it a bit on the cover. [she does not cycle in those high-heel shoes she's wearing on the cover.] but hey, it's still great. next time, i want to see her ride a cock, juggle three balls, and sing the catalina magdalena hoopensteiner wallendiner song.

you must buy a new camera.

that would be star-213, "pervert lust addiction entertainer". the scene is somewhat overshadowed by the lengthy bukkake-on-a-bus finale. i wish she'd do more english language porn. she does it right.

https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/jav-vintage-collection.1545753/ https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/from-the-past-vhs-jav.1498180/ http://www.makepinkylove.com/ i need a speed-dial on my cut-and-paste function.