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    What are you listening to right now?

    Snap the Power... 7aiZmKFoo5k
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Blackeyed Peas...Pump it :cheer: hE3HdcdZAxQ (I found that this House of Pain's "Jump Around" goes well with this video)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    I'm Crazy For Banana... 8kDhSgA4TGQ Airline fined for in-flight bikini show DANANG, Vietnam (AP) - Bored by in-flight safety demos? A group of bikini-clad beauty queens in Vietnam recently strutted through a packed airplane as dance music blasted a song with the lyric "I'm crazy for...
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    Japanese held in U.S. over child porn

    A court of law would certainly distinguish between child porn and Junior Idol material. Arrest all they want, they won't get a conviction. So are the URL addresses of Junior Idol sites actually blocked in Japan due to this Japanese law or are actual CP sites with old CP the URLs that are...
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    Japanese held in U.S. over child porn

    Ummm.. sounds like they were workin' from home. That's thrifty, save tons on daycare. .....but keep me firmly anchored in ignorant bliss....
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    More Time Lapses. The Tower Tokio Sky Tree. Enjoy It. HD Video Clip.

    It was like building p0rn. and now I'm erect. It was probably ten inches short of being the tallest in the world so a worker stacked three Asashi beer cans on top one another.. *bUrP*
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    Death of son makes mom mad has to leave chatroom

    The signs were very obvious however it’s too late to express regret over the death of a one-year old boy due to his mother’s neglect. The story is this: 29-year-old Yumiko Takahashi was arrested because she was so busy chatting online, that she neglected to tend to her ailing son. As a result...
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    the story behind your username...

    Nope...the early 00's.
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    the story behind your username...

    From the book..."Sweet Secrets, Stories about menstruation"... "For girls 9 - 12 - your cycle, your period, your friend, your monthly visitor, your sweet secret, your private advancement into adulthood, a rite of passage celebrated in many cultures. A combination technical manual about your...
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    Japanese Tsunami debris hauls invasive species across Pacific to US shores

    Yeah...or WE might be the new source of food for the new species. :scared:
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    Japan prefers pets to parenthood [?]

    Ohh..your such a DICK! No...the important statistic is how many women DO like sex and send me a list of their current addresses...:perfectplan:
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    Japan prefers pets to parenthood [?]

    Funny, here on the Left coast many men seem to be substituting their right hands for companionship, thus the growing demand for palm oil. "Official estimates put the pet population at 22 million or more, but there are only 16.6 million children under 15." A zoophiles dream. "Snausage little...
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    Breaking News:My News stories not being posted

    I posted a news article yesterday about Japans tsunami debris floating onto US shores carrying numerous plant and animal life that can really mess up the US ecosystem. Pretty serious article but alas, I see you decided not to post it. Something tells me there may be an underlying reason...
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    Japanese Tsunami debris hauls invasive species across Pacific to US shores

    When a floating dock the size of a boxcar washed up on a sandy beach in Oregon, beachcombers got excited because it was the largest piece of debris from last year's tsunami in Japan to show up on the West Coast. But scientists worried it represented a whole new way for invasive species of...
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    30,651 committed suicide in 2011, NPA reports

    This must be an honor kind of Japanese cultural action to commit suicide because you can not find employment. Can't you: Move in with mom and dad or a friend until you do find a job? Sign up for welfare and food stamps and have your cable bill paid for by the state? If these are not...
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    Breaking News:My News stories not being posted

    Ummm..it was "live' frogs.. Ok...I'll use the "cooking ones testicles and penis" news as my guide from now on...thanks!
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    Breaking News:My News stories not being posted

    I'm wondering why my news contributions are not being posted. :puzzled: I posted one last week in the News Forum about Japanese cellphones now come installed with radiation detecting Geiger Counters. It has to be posted by a moderator and it has never appeared. I also posted one the other...
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    How do you use the "HIDE" button option

    Thanks and thanks for the prompt response! :bow-pray:
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    How do you use the "HIDE" button option

    How do you use the "HIDE" button option when desiring to hide long dialog or big sized pics? :please:
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    Radiation likened to angry Japanese wife

    This comparison of a screaming angry Japanese housewife is giving radiation a bad name. My conscience told me I shouldn't touch this topic with a ten foot fuel rod... Oh well..
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    The 2012 Transit of Venus. Venus Will Pass Across The Face Of The Sun. Very rare !!!

    OMG! I zoomed in on "Venus" and look what I found. Commercialism is out of this world! :scared: GyRaBe... that Mathilda May has such a large space from her lips (the ones below her nose) to her breasts that I believe I might run out of spit by the time I got to the first nipple. No way! Not...
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    The 2012 Transit of Venus. Venus Will Pass Across The Face Of The Sun. Very rare !!!

    When I saw this shot of the beautiful round Goddess Venus from a 1984 passing across the sun, it reminded me of this beautiful Goddess and her beauty mark.
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    New smartphone in Japan to feature radiation detector

    Japanese smartphone will have radiation detector (CNN) -- May 31, 2012 Talk about a "smart" phone—Japan's latest mobile phone sensation also happens to be a radiation detector. The Pantone 5 107SH is the world's first mobile phone with a built-in radiation sensor, merging phone technology with...
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    Japanese man cooks, serves own genitals

    Man walks into a bar... Ardo his server comes up and says, "Care for a cocktail?" Mans says, "Yeah, heard any good ones lately?" :joker:
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    Japanese man cooks, serves own genitals

    A small sample of Asexual Sugiyama's cooked concocktion was sent to Grace corporation test kitchens and already they have developed a soup mix that has been described only as, "Asexual delight". Another story written about the event said that Sugiyama also had his nipples removed. I'm...
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    Japanese man cooks, serves own genitals

    Guess who was the first customer in line....
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    2 elevators closed in the Tokyo Sky Tree the day of his opening.

    I would think that looking at rain 450 meters high would be just as exciting as looking at rain 1 meter high. :casual: I liked the "Aqua" graphics with all the stampeding herds of cotton in the sky. BRAVO! :cheer:
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    No more children, please!

    Just be sure to stay away from the baby goats (kids). I know, that was pretty Baaaaaa-d.
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    Lemurs go crazy for eclipse at Japanese zoo

    Lemurs go crazy for eclipse Mon, 21 May 2012 8:24 AM The solar eclipse that inspired awe on Monday also sent ring-tailed lemurs at a Japanese zoo into a frenzy, as they were fooled into thinking it was night-time, an official said. A group of about 20 lemurs at the Japan Monkey Centre in...
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    Super gonorrhea strain spreads in Japan

    This advertisement is for all of you who think the glass is half full... I ALWAYS practice safe sex and I did bring home Gonnorhea once, but it was the safe kind. :death: Hmmm...I suspect that that is not the kind of history you want to spread around... :evil: I got my first orders to go...
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    A Japanese child prodigy climbs to new heights - literally

    JULIE BOSMAN Mon May 14,2012 A Japanese child prodigy climbs to new heights - literally HUECO TANKS STATE PARK AND HISTORIC SITE, Tex. — With a concentrated squint, Ashima Shiraishi silently sized up her first rock of the day, a menacing slab of jagged beige boulder 20 feet high...
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    Touch 'em all: Penny doesn't fly in Japan

    Is baseball that boring that even the pigment of the font on this thread has checked out? (I'm using the "dark" skin)....... :casual::dozingoff::sigh::death:
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    Comedians/Comedy/Stand up/Funny Stuff

    Chainsaw maid.... GhFU91RUpmk
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    Touch 'em all: Penny doesn't fly in Japan

    The former Dodgers righthander became the latest high-priced American-import bust in Japan, released by the Pacific League's Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks on Tuesday after appearing in just one game. That request came from the player. In his one appearance, Penny gave up six runs, four earned, on...
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    Dying to be thin

    Hmmm.... people are often telling me that I'm a big ass. Bet I'd be popular in Brazil! Here's a proanorexia ad... I had a girlfriend who was anorexic and at twenty-four she had her first heart attack. Serious stuff...
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    Lost parakeet tells Japanese police its home address

    ...and forced to listen to endless hours of Barry Manilow music sung by Alvin of the Chipmunk fame. :scared: Here is a picture of his water boarding executioner...
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    KFC Japan’s New Bar Serves Chicken and Whiskey

    Here you go... http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/lifestyle/2012/04/kfc-japans-new-bar-serves-chicken-and-whiskey/ You want JoJos to go with that link?
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    KFC Japan’s New Bar Serves Chicken and Whiskey

    A new KFC restaurant in Japan has given fast food a boozy boost with a fully-stocked bar featuring whiskey cocktails. Located in Tokyo, the three-story restaurant opened Wednesday and is the company’s first location to include a bar. The first two floors of the restaurant feature an original...
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    Are You Ready For A Mass Extinction Event?

    Nukes... Schmukes we don't need 'em. We need millions of these to power our nations... Good clean power. They would solve the worlds unemployment problems. They would tackle obesity head on. Have a small can of oil for squeeks and your good to go! Shunsuke Matsakowa shows off to fellow...
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    Lost parakeet tells Japanese police its home address

    Lost parakeet tells Japanese police its home address May 3, 2012 A parakeet that escaped Sunday from its home in Yokohama, Japan, has been reunited with its owner after belatedly telling police where it lived, the Kyodo News agency reports. Fumie Takahashi's bird flew its coop in the Sagamihara...
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    I thought the outside world was paradise...

    Is the half that's being watched the ones that pay the half that's watching them? Why don't they fire them?...... I'm confused.. If you don't want to be plastered with "propaganda" why would you ever want to tune into your TV to watch it? When you clicked on this story and the first two...
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    AKB48 candy ad criticized for encouraging homosexuality

    Dentists everywhere are lovin' this stuff! Errr... and Gynocologists too!
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Exactly, word is that at the very begining, he did all the work while his wife just layed there..:snicker:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Frans Hofmeester's self-made tune and his self-made daughter video (12 years in the making)... RtyqS68ViWk
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    NKorean military issues sharp threat to South

    wundervoll! oder sollte ich fantastisches sagen! Ich liebe die Kernwaffen! :grassdance:
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    NKorean military issues sharp threat to South

    Dig in.....
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    NKorean military issues sharp threat to South

    Ooops...to late. Although, I've read that the North is raising Ostriches for consumption. Be on the lookout for a KFO near you! (Korean Fried Ostrich) Personally, I only eat Free Range Ostrich... :nosepick:
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    NKorean military issues sharp threat to South

    5WYm1qAxMqE Isn't this woman North Korea's answer to Oprah? (she so funny...) PYONGYANG, North Korea — North Korea's military warned Monday of imminent "special actions" that would reduce South Korea's conservative government to ashes within minutes, sharply escalating the rhetoric against its...
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    Things that piss you off.

    Payback solution: When you get up in the morning, slam your door going in and out frequently while talking to a pretend person on your cellphone really loud. :yell::scared::perhaps:
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    Panty-peeling pervert prowling blue-light Yokohama

    I hear that women are now resorting to wearing this type of panty.... "Go ahead Panty Thief...make my day.." :sadomaso: