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Is that picture from your personal collection Aqua?

I gotta be honest, I have a hang over and still no repartee to the comments made about me

Where did you find those pictures of my room?

Let's go! You ain't got a girl right now? No. Well 'cause you ain't got no game. I know. I'm gonna show you how to do it real quick, G-D style, you should write it down. Heres some rules though, 1: put on something nice, 2: don't be nervous, 3: just be yourself. Yeah? Follow me now...

If you are that gullible, then yes, you should. Otherwise you could care and give everyone else a laugh when you make posts like the above.

The only time they leave their apartments are to go into magic buses and film porn

Isn't it funny how some people actually take his posts seriously?

I'm pretty sure the smile was actually just her being scared and trying not to show it after she realized JackOffALotSon was following her for a few blocks before he decided to pour on the charm.

You don't as long as you are under 30 years of age but if you want to make decent money you need a bachelors degree and to be TESOL certified.

Doesn't matter JackOffALot because you are already fucking 2 girls every night anyways right? That's what you said in your other post.

Taiko no Tatsujin Wii 2 is coming out on 11/19 along with New Super Mario Bros. Wii...there goes my life for a few days

You're my hero Shanks

read every other topic posted by jackofalotson, he is more than obsessed

ELLEGARDEN broke up July 2008 and Hosomi's English is far from flawless, it's actually quite broken.

And then there is enjo kosai which is almost like prostitution but just has a different name.

And you'll still never get laid even after putting forth all that effort.

The funny thing is the guys that obsess over Japanese girls and only want to date Japanese girls are the ones that will never get them. Girls don't like people who are obsessive over their culture.

So you basically use other people to compensate for you inability to get pussy? That's pretty weak man.

Around 10% of the Japanese population speaks English Around 5% of that 10% is willing to speak English to a native English speaker Good luck!

The difference between the rest of these is you don't go to sleep with them at night. Well...maybe the life-size doll you do (even if it's not a sex doll) and that is the creepy part. If someone is that starved for attention and needs to keep their sanity by having a pillow to talk to (of...

Do people that buy these actually have any attraction to REAL women? I mean buying one of those life size pillows basically screams "hey, I can't get a woman in real life so I'm going to sleep with a giant anime girl printed on a pillow cover." Some aspects of Japanese culture (mostly the...

There are too many factors that apply to this thread (even more than North America I would assume). In Japan even though women have rights, they still don't get paid as much as men and depending on which University you graduated from ultimately depends if you get a really good job that still...

I'm currently with a Japanese girl and she says she doesn't give a shit about the colour of her BF's skin or his nationality as long as she gets along with his personality, maybe white guys are just more charming.

안녕하세요! I hope you enjoy your stay ㅋㅋㅋ

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days is one of the best games I have played in a LONG time. I used to be a hardcore RPG fan but these days I rarely take the time (or have the time for that matter) to dwelve deep into the fantasy world and complete it, however, there is something about Kingdom Hearts that...

I envy you and your vacation you bastard :D

I've taught in Korea and trust me, you can make some serious money there, up to 60,000W/hour. Considering how dirt cheap it is for clothing and food all you really need to worry about is rent. I will be going back in a couple years for good and living there while teaching English. I actually...

currently I'm watching: Cops season 22 Dexter season 4 Family Guy season 8 Hell's Kitchen season 6 Heroes season 4 The Simpsons season 21 Naruto Shippuuden World Series of Poker 2009 I haven't paid for cable for over 2 years. I figure I only watch a handful of shows that are only...

logic scares you doesn't it? EDIT: Get out more? I've been registeed 2 years and you've been registered for 2 months and you have half as many posts as I do. Seems like you are the one who needs to get out more.

I think getting an STD from fucking some prostitute might makes things even harder for them.

While I love to have some variety in my choices I'd rather choose a girl who is "Canadian thin" over "Asian thin". One of the advantages Canada has over Korea/Japan/where ever is that you can still find a smoking hot girl with an ass.

zcarenow is easily the biggest moron of the month. You can take a girl home, make her food, download a movie and get sex...but wait, you pay for the food you are making and you pay for the internet connection to download the movie so you're paying for sex! Get a fucking life.

all I'm thinking about now is Enjo Kosai haha

Taiko no Tatsujin Wii Kingdom Hearts 368/2 days...what a stupid title

I think you missed the point of Scarlet's post, he was making it out to seem like he's the one josolop is having cyber sex with, he wasn't serious.

I respect women who go the extra mile and shave their arms. Granted the hair on most Asian womens arms is so fine (if there is any) it's near impossible to see, but it does feel a lot nicer.

I couldn't agree more. I'm living fairly comfortable (although I'm in debt but who isn't? once I'm done school though I will take care of that) thus it's almost forced me to be careful with how I spend my money. I've always imagined that if I win the lottery, I don't believe I'd buy a huge...

It's funny to imagine our society. I think with every generation that passes materialism is something that steadily increases. When I think back to when I was a wee lad, my parents weren't wealthy, but they did however buy me whatever I wanted. I had so much and I was almost shocked when I...

Such blasphemy. According to Josolop friends = dating and fucking

Personally I think you've hit a new low if you ask a girl online to be friends and she's says no. I swear to god we are going to see Jolop on the next "To Catch a Predator", talking up 15yo Japanese girls online.

I took the advice of Sakunyuusha and uploaded not only my preferred breast size but pretty much everything I'd want in an ideal girl ㅋㅋㅋ

I hear the cup sizes are different in Japan so there might be a slight varience but what is your preferred breast size? I personally like A cup, small, convenient and they don't get in the way. Most of the girls I meet are B cup and a few C but I find C to be too big, but then again I also...

A BF means nothing. I agree with everyone who says "just be friends". I've had a crap load of GFs who haven't lasted past 2 or 3 months. Hell I've only been in 3 relationships that have lasted past 6 months. If this is any consellation I was in a relationship with a girl for 4.5 years and I...

I feel like contributing, not to assist the OP but everyone else that may need it. Girls do not like nice guys, that is the first thing. I don't care if she is your best friend and she says she likes nice guys, she's lying. Girls THINK they like nice guys, but why? Well because they won't...

I love black knee/thigh highs, especially on thin legs. I have no idea what the attraction is but the style seems to be dying down in Vancouver over the past year...how unfortunate.

I like it neatly trimmed if needed otherwise leave it. I don't really find a shaved vag attractive. On the other hand all my GFs seem to like the fact that I shave, I guess because it's better for them when they go down on me (and my GFs are Korean and Japanese). One of my ex's actually...

Aqua, for your own amusement he has a VERY similiar thread under the Adult Discussion forum http://www.akiba-online.com/forum/showthread.php?t=101441 Enjoy!

I carry condoms in my messenger bag which I take with me everywhere. Most girls ask me if I have a condom when I'm at their place and they are surprised when I have them in my bag but hey, atleast I'm safe. The only time I recommend not using a condom is if you've been with the girl for a...

Where is Aqua? He'll love it! EDIT: How did you have virtual sex with a lesbian when you aren't a girl?

After thought too I forgot to add (after reading 3 pages you tend to forget). Nearly every girl I know comments on other girls and says they are beautiful, it doesn't mean they are lesbians or even bi. Hell I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to comment on a guys appearance and it doesn't...