Recent content by Ceiling Cat

Aloha bro, long time since I've posted here (ten years!) and I was wondering if you're still here or back in the Great White North. I've been here since middle of December and will head back to Hawaii Jan. 11. Not looking for a meetup, just wondering if my favorite leaf is still alive Also, pic...

Oh, dude... now you have to tell us what this is about. There is no way in Hell that you can say that and not tell us more. I mean, I may or may not be into whatever *it* is, but you have to tell us what it is this article tells you how to do. There's an internet rule on it, I swear. It falls...

My favorite FAQ post from the website: Q.How much is anus orifice option? A.It is JPY5,000. Drop this much in the Philippines, and you get a real girl with all orifices thrown in at no extra charge! On a side note, if your house catches on fire and the cops, news crews, and your neighbors...

Don't worry, just hang around the beach on the west coast and a bunch of North Korean agents will pop out of a submarine and drag you back...

^^Very true. Meiji has nothing on good old Cadbury or even Hershey milk chocolate. They had MOS Burger here in Hawaii for a while, but it was gone before long and I couldn't really remember it enough to compare to the one in Mejiro. Some of their condoms are thinner, that's a plus. Tools...

True, I don't find Japanese girls who speak perfect English to be as charming... I'm always told that my pronunciation is spot-on, at which point I have to explain that my mother is Japanese and that I grew up listening to her enka tapes-- otherwise I would have looked like another white guy...

Hey, I snapped a pic of his van...

I just realized that you posted that on Valentine's Day. Remind me not to eat any 'chocolates' I find around your place...

^^ I have Mejiro... bought it while visiting my ex-fiance (she's from Mejiro). Also have the edamame-- and if I close my eyes, I can *almost* imagine a Korean bar girl sitting next to me, drinking the $15 water I paid for and pretending to be interested in what I'm talking about. Kids, just...

Tell me about it; I own two AR15s and a Glock 22, and I have to worry about being sued and imprisoned if I use my firearm in self-defense. Hey, what about the fact that the a$$hole would still be alive had he never broke into my house in the first place?! On a side note, getting a Mossberg...

That and the fact that it'll spatter Astroglide all over your room... I don't bother with the beads, I just park it right in there...

Yeah, you're right-- it's just one of those phrases that has lost it's meaning, like "no pun intended" or "I understand if you just want to cuddle"... Ahh, so many can live the American dream, thanks to the US taxpayers...

And I hate to say it, but that's what is ruining the US. It was a good thing before, when people wanted to escape persecution and start a new life-- but nowadays, they just was to escape working and start receiving checks from the government...

Speaking of something along those lines, I have a friend in Nagoya who saw a bunch of cosplayers recently; apparently they have some sort of annual convention there as well, so it's spreading...