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Aloha bro, long time since I've posted here (ten years!) and I was wondering if you're still here or back in the Great White North. I've been here since middle of December and will head back to Hawaii Jan. 11. Not looking for a meetup, just wondering if my favorite leaf is still alive Also, pic...

Oh, dude... now you have to tell us what this is about. There is no way in Hell that you can say that and not tell us more. I mean, I may or may not be into whatever *it* is, but you have to tell us what it is this article tells you how to do. There's an internet rule on it, I swear. It falls...

My favorite FAQ post from the website: Q.How much is anus orifice option? A.It is JPY5,000. Drop this much in the Philippines, and you get a real girl with all orifices thrown in at no extra charge! On a side note, if your house catches on fire and the cops, news crews, and your neighbors...

Don't worry, just hang around the beach on the west coast and a bunch of North Korean agents will pop out of a submarine and drag you back...

^^Very true. Meiji has nothing on good old Cadbury or even Hershey milk chocolate. They had MOS Burger here in Hawaii for a while, but it was gone before long and I couldn't really remember it enough to compare to the one in Mejiro. Some of their condoms are thinner, that's a plus. Tools...

True, I don't find Japanese girls who speak perfect English to be as charming... I'm always told that my pronunciation is spot-on, at which point I have to explain that my mother is Japanese and that I grew up listening to her enka tapes-- otherwise I would have looked like another white guy...

Hey, I snapped a pic of his van...

I just realized that you posted that on Valentine's Day. Remind me not to eat any 'chocolates' I find around your place...

^^ I have Mejiro... bought it while visiting my ex-fiance (she's from Mejiro). Also have the edamame-- and if I close my eyes, I can *almost* imagine a Korean bar girl sitting next to me, drinking the $15 water I paid for and pretending to be interested in what I'm talking about. Kids, just...

Tell me about it; I own two AR15s and a Glock 22, and I have to worry about being sued and imprisoned if I use my firearm in self-defense. Hey, what about the fact that the a$$hole would still be alive had he never broke into my house in the first place?! On a side note, getting a Mossberg...

That and the fact that it'll spatter Astroglide all over your room... I don't bother with the beads, I just park it right in there...

Yeah, you're right-- it's just one of those phrases that has lost it's meaning, like "no pun intended" or "I understand if you just want to cuddle"... Ahh, so many can live the American dream, thanks to the US taxpayers...

And I hate to say it, but that's what is ruining the US. It was a good thing before, when people wanted to escape persecution and start a new life-- but nowadays, they just was to escape working and start receiving checks from the government...

Speaking of something along those lines, I have a friend in Nagoya who saw a bunch of cosplayers recently; apparently they have some sort of annual convention there as well, so it's spreading...

Hey, I found the perfect girl for the OP! I was at Book-Off because a friend of mine is trying to learn how to read Japanese; she's Japanese by race, but was born here, so go figure. So she's thumbing through the manga, trying to find stuff with furigana in it... and I hear these kids (okay...

Why? Planning something? ^_^

But having the house collapse into the basement makes clean-up so much more convenient!

I've seen a few episodes of this "Whale Wars" show, and I think these guys are a joke. They ran out of fuel, their captain doesn't seem to know sh!t about being a captain (I read somewhere that Greenpeace didn't want him & kicked him out; that would explain their lack of endorsement), and they...

But telling people that you're going to Thailand or the Philippines for sex already leads everyone to assume you're shooting for girls in a certain age bracket... I'm not saying that going to Japan for the sole purpose of making a pathetic attempt at 20 & over nanpa is any better-- the Ladder...

Yeah, and I bet far more of them waddle up to you to 'chat'-- at least the otaku don't do that! Maybe you should do what I do-- keep your headphones in and pretend you can't hear anyone/anything around you...

Something tells me I stand a better chance of getting a liver even if I was a 96 year-old chronic alcoholic on a donor list in Bolivia... but still, if she's interested in hapa guys and wants to live in Hawaii...

Yeah, but despite how unhealthy hamburger is for you, there is still an over-whelming population of fat-asses here who continue to consume it on a regular basis. I should know; I work in healthcare. Nothing like getting called at three in the morning to a 350 lb woman who fell in her shower--...

Next question: does she have a sister?

I dunno about the basement, but maybe staying at a Sakura House and finding Okusama Cafe might be the next closest thing. In regards to Japanese citizenship, well, I'm probably echoing everyone else here when I say it's not worth it. Not even if I lived there. Hell, I'll marry a Japanese girl...

^^ Very true. A lot of my friends come to Hawaii three or four times a year-- there's no way I could afford to do that, but then again, I pay my own rent (I help offset their expenses by letting them stay at my place-- see? I'm a decent guy!). I passed the DFS currency exchange counter...

Dammit, and I just had steamed char siu bao for breakfast too... This board ruined my Audrey Hepburn fetish, and now my breakfast. Where the Hell do I click to not thank someone for a post? Fcuk all of you.

Dude, it was coming from Aquamarine. Of course it came with a dose of sarcasm & irony. If it didn't, that would be like Cracker Jacks without the toy inside, or josolopSon3 getting laid by a willing female of legal age...

No, that's everyone else who's getting some. I had to deal with a chick pulling that on me once, but then I realized that just because she didn't want sex, it didn't necessarily mean that I couldn't get some on the side. On a side note, ever notice how you can look at two girls and determine...

So, what if the b!tch is frigid... ? ^_^

Yeah, and as anyone who has seen a police vs. bad girl-themed rinkan/bukakke movie can tell you, it's not a pretty sight once they do catch her... If you happen to see a tentacle-wielding alien chasing after her, then you'd better make damn sure you don't get caught in between!

Yeah, you can thank the OP for that...

Yup. They're there too.

There's so much good that you could do in this world with your talent, and yet you choose the path of the wicked. You shall burn in Hell with the likes of Eichmann and Hitler, unless you redeem yourself. I woulda sent you a PM with a Photoshop request of my ex and Maria Ozawa dyking out with...

Awwwww, FCUK! I should have replied last night before ScarletSnow had the chance to make the Hepburn comment. I love Audrey, and I did not need to see this thread before starting work today. Now my whole day is fcuking ruined, thanks a lot, man. That was just... wrong. Fcuking wrong. I mean...

Hey, don't forget about me! You wouldn't believe the sh!t my little finger has seen-- literally. Thank goodness for the girls who let you cram it in there... ^_^ One is in my apartment right now. She may not be a model or actress, but hey, this is a volume business I'm running here...

Oh, she is-- but somehow, all the clothes she's wearing from the waist on down magically stayed petite... so on the bright side you wouldn't have had to ask her to take off much! ^_^

Hum. It didn't upload. Yeah, you probably didn't want to see it anyways... well, I suppose I could always PM the pic to you...

Here you go, then! You can imagine she's really three Korean cuties sandwiched together, and she can scream "Haruto" and pretend it's really "Naruto"...

Don't encourage him!

Well, I suppose if she was so good that you were willing to scream out the name of her god-of-choice at your climax, that would settle both of your needs, right?

No, those would be the no-sex-unless-you-promise-to-marry-me girls, which leads to the inevitable my-whole-family-is-moving-in-with-us scenario. No thanks. No way.

Wait a minute. I just read the second part there, the whole, "Just wondering, cause Japan culture fits me so well. The beautiful sceneries and the ever magnificent Sakura blossoms, Kinky and friendly people. First in fashion and technology, and surprisingly first in the porn industry for this...

Have you seen Japanese teeth? If so, what makes you think they see an orthodontist? Sorry, had to joke around with you there! I'm not sure about dentists, but I think it is difficult overall for foreigners to become medical professionals over there. The only exception that I know of are...

Hmmm, lucky. I always get the ones who are fanatic about LV/Dior/Coach, or fanatic about getting you to join their church and attend every Sunday & Wednesday...

Yeah... the closest I got to that was a Korean-Japanese nurse at one of the hospitals here, and a Korean girl who pretty much grew up in California. Those two were pretty damn fun. I've seen plenty here (Hawaii) that are just too damn beautiful, and they age very well, but just not worth the...

It doesn't count if you have to give her your credit card number first...

I can attest to the quality of Lotte's chocolate-covered almonds. As for the springers, the MPL was a favorite of mine-- I converted one into an AEG and even got a pic of myself with it in ARMS magazine one year. I saw a set of JSDF BDU's in Akiba last year, wish I bought it! The Tokyo Bug Wars...

I heard you already came out... ? ^_^

You could also buy iron-on transfer paper and print it out-- life-size-- and iron it on a body pillow... not that I would know anything about that...