Someone I know on Facebook updated her status to say (and I quote):
Okay, now before you jump to any hasty conclusions, let me keep filling you in with some very important details about this girl.
First of all, she had a bad reputation (spread by the other girls in our class) for having really, REALLY foul-smelling poop.
Second of all, she has gall stones which impede her biliary functions. (Translation: she can't handle greasy, fatty foods well. They make her poop stinkier, sloppier, and yellower than normal people's.)
Third, she is overweight. She's not obese, but she has the so-called "muffin top." (For the record, I hate that term.)
So, here is a girl with already abnormally stinky shit who decides to tell the whole world that she ate an entire fucking can of baked beans for dinner and is further considering topping it off with fucking macaroni and cheese.
GOOD GOD! BAD MENTAL IMAGE! @_@ DO NOT WANT! :dizzy:
just ate a can of baked beans for dinner and debating whether to finish it off with some mac 'n cheese. Really feel like I'm back in college again
Okay, now before you jump to any hasty conclusions, let me keep filling you in with some very important details about this girl.
First of all, she had a bad reputation (spread by the other girls in our class) for having really, REALLY foul-smelling poop.
Second of all, she has gall stones which impede her biliary functions. (Translation: she can't handle greasy, fatty foods well. They make her poop stinkier, sloppier, and yellower than normal people's.)
Third, she is overweight. She's not obese, but she has the so-called "muffin top." (For the record, I hate that term.)
So, here is a girl with already abnormally stinky shit who decides to tell the whole world that she ate an entire fucking can of baked beans for dinner and is further considering topping it off with fucking macaroni and cheese.
GOOD GOD! BAD MENTAL IMAGE! @_@ DO NOT WANT! :dizzy: