I Love Japan

lowleg26

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Oct 25, 2009
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but leave the poor kittens alone.

I agree. Leave the cats alone! They did nothing to you! :warning:

Your beef's with the legion of otaku.

Anyway, In keeping with the theme of loving Japanese stuff, I love conveyor belt sushi. Except for when there's not enough eel on the belt and you miss it when it comes by. :eek:mg:

Funny thing is, that actually seems like an American idea. :joker:

Player 1: Our clientele is getting winded traveling back and forth from the buffet! They're too damn fat! What do we do?

Player 2: Lets put all the food on a belt system so they can just sit on their fat asses and grab it when it comes by.

Player 1: USA! USA! USA!

:full:
 

aquamarine

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I'm sexy.
 
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fuck yes, I love conveyor belt sushi! I just sit on my ass and stuff as much salmon as I can...if only they served Red Tuna (at the all you can eat places they never do...cheap bastards...)
 

aquamarine

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Y'know what's good at kaiten sushi is the Tuna Salad or Kani Salad. That shit is worth killing even a queef-stain Europe bitch-boy who comes to Japan to 'score phone numbers'.
 

aquamarine

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Because there's things I love about Japan and things I fucking ---HATE--- about it.
 

aquamarine

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Maybe he needs to get his post-count up in order to feel special? lol
 

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aquamarine

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Ordered.
 
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If you are an attractive male of light skin color. You will have a great time in Japan. If you are fluent in Japanese as well, doors open........
 

naruto23

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I know five reasons why he loves Japan!
First because it has the most beautiful girls in the world
Second home Godzilla
Third He loves sushi
4th ans and surprises with new technology
5th love japan!:cheer:
 
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I know five reasons why he loves Japan!
First because it has the most beautiful girls in the world
Second home Godzilla
Third He loves sushi
4th ans and surprises with new technology
5th love japan!:cheer:

I can picture this kid "I love Japan even though I've never been to the fucking country!"