The Bizarre JAV Covers Extravaganza

Electromog

Akiba Citizen
Dec 7, 2009
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Not just the cover but the whole movie:

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This movie is supposed to be about a woman from Jamaica, but apparently they couldn't get a black actress so they got 宝田もなみ Monami Takarada and painted her dark brown.
 

intrepid8

レズぺニバン Enthusiast
Oct 10, 2009
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Porn or public service announcement?
i don't know about you, but nothing gets me hornier than watching girls picking up trash on a beach.
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From the "Dining out Nightmares" department:
If you ever came out of Hooters thinking that the food tasted like ass...
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Maybe preparing a meal at home might be smarter
Don't let it be said that I'm not providing you with alternative culinary solutions.
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composite

Active Member
Jul 25, 2015
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Porn or public service announcement?
i don't know about you, but nothing gets me hornier than watching girls picking up trash on a beach.
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From the "Dining out Nightmares" department:
If you ever came out of Hooters thinking that the food tasted like ass...
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Maybe preparing a meal at home might be smarter
Don't let it be said that I'm not providing you with alternative culinary solutions.
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@intrepid8 - Your comments are too funny!! :signFunny: It's my favorite part of these posts! Wait, the porn is my favorite part, but it's a close second!
 
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Not2srius

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Jul 5, 2022
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Not just the cover but the whole movie:

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This movie is supposed to be about a woman from Jamaica, but apparently they couldn't get a black actress so they got 宝田もなみ Monami Takarada and painted her dark brown.
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BDrake

Akiba Citizen
Sep 29, 2015
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Absolutely disgusting. And she happens to speak decent English too. I guess just because she fucked a Black guy, she can pretend to be a Black woman now.
I don't want to watch her movies anymore. I hope this bombs hard.
 

intrepid8

レズぺニバン Enthusiast
Oct 10, 2009
720
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Failed Marvel Cinematic Universe Auditions Edition

Amazing Shrink-Wrapped Woman!
Strength: Induces bullet ricochets
Weakness: I'm thinking mobility could be a potential issue...
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Uncanny Valley Girl
Strength: Master of disguise
Weakness: Where do I even begin... like gag me with a spoon!
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Mystical Panty Raider (aka Jacqui Panchira-chan)
Strength: Enemies surprised and stunned when encountering
Weaknesses: Visual-spatial awareness, olfactory insensitivity
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Incredible Budgie Smuggler
Strength: Porn star by day, special package delivery agent by night
Weakness: Estrogen?
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* feel free to Google "Budgie Smuggler"

Red-Headed Step-Lizard
Strengths: Bite, toxin delivery, vagina dentata
Weakness: Poor typing skills
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