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I knew a fat girl from Vancouver. Hey loddy loddy low. She sucked so well I called her Hoover. Hey loddy loddy low. (Sorry about the double post. There seems to be a glitch in the matrix) For those not familiar with John "Dr. Dirty" Valby and his "Hey Loddy" songs, see this:

I know a hot girl from Vancouver. Hey loddy loddy low. She sucks so well her nickname's Hoover. Hey loddy loddy low. For those not familiar with the "Hey Loddy" song, see this:

Yes, Javlibrary makes mistakes. At the same time, I need to take a moment and say....WOW...they have supplied me with more links to dirty, smutty, crass, degrading, inappropriate and Taboo JAV porn than I could possibly count over the last X number of years. So...I tip my hat to them. (And OMG...

Thanks for sharing. It's a great collection with some of my favorite Mom-Son fun titles/themes. Much appreciated. PS I've been using the Auto-translate function in the Subtitle Edit software. It's fast, effective, and free. Is there an advantage to using GROK powered software that I should...

I'm headed to work, but I'll send you some subs for 27 and 120 later tonight. Cheers (I can't share them publicly, but sent DMs)

Oh, HELL YES!!! Soooo suuuper hooottt!!! I assume you've seen BKD-27 and it's sequel BKD-120. But...have you ever seen BKDS-001? It's those two movies combined AND extended. I "bought" a copy from a now defunct website (R18?) that allowed you to watch it, but only using their proprietary video...

OMG!!!! How did I forget Rena Fukiishi???? (Actually, I forgot about Rena F. because I had just updated her picture and she was SO ON MY MIND that I forgot she wasn't in this picture.) So yeah....I elevate Yumi K. and Rena F. as well. However...since it's all theoretical anyway...I'm taking it...

Chuckie, That group is equivalent of a JAV Mt. Rushmore. Mt. Titsmore? Mt. MILFsmore? No matter how you slice it, I'd want to MOUNT MORE and MORE and MORE and MORE with that stellar crew. Thanks for sharing. Here's a question for you.... If you were able to replace one of them with a different...

Thanks Chuckie. You know how much I love uber-MILF, Rena Fukiishi. This reminded me to make a post related public service announcement. If Rena ever gains about 15-25 lbs. and ends up looking like the picture below, take a look at my group posts and reactions. If I've gone more than a couple...

Thanks again, Chuckie. I have always loved the Mother & Son wedding videos (including RCT-417 and RCT-429). Such wonderfully naughty, kinky fun. Some other ROCKET favs include RCT-497 and RCT-429 where the Sons and Mothers go thru some sort of ceremony to publicly to become husbands and...

OK.... This is a simple, yet potentially impossible question to answer. You can only have one: Rena Fukiishi or Saki Aikawa. You have five seconds to pick. There can be only one. 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5...GO!!!

Been there, done that. And done that. And done that again. And again. And again. Wayyy too many times. But dammit, I haven't completed a project in forever. With the proliferation of sub providers, I find myself getting excited and sidetracked over and over again. Thanks for all you do, my...

GREAT!!! I put a lot more time into that search than I even care to admit. I'm so glad it was the one you were referring to. I was really confident that it would be, so thanks for confirming.

Of course I did!!! Here is another version. It is farrrrrrr too reflective of my now long lost mojo-fueled self if I were to hit on a woman my own age.

Based on situations and context, I've come to believe that "Sleep" seems to be the equivalent of "horny". Or, as Austin Powers might say....

@Reyn18 Wow! You mentioned magic in your post/reply to Chuckie. Well....SHAZAAM!!! Our brother Chuckie....IS MAGIC. How much so? He already fulfilled your request and made a sub for ALDN-172!!! Talk about a fast response. This one broke the space/time continuum...

Sorry, brother. I just couldn't resist making fun of the title.

Why is she holding her bra like that? These...these are the big, important questions of our day. She looks good, no matter how you slice it.

There are no sad boners...only sad women who get disappointed by them.

This title is wayyy too misleading. Sad boner? I'm old to say....past a certain age there is no such thing as a "Sad boner" Unexpected? Unreliable? Short lived? Even....humorous? Sure. But sad? Never :-)

Yeah, I often do that (substitute words or phrases in subs) just for the fun of it. If you've seen any of the photos I've posted here, I usually include a goofy addition or two.

Bubblegum? I've wondered the same thing you have, about why JAV doesn't use more lewd words. My best guess is that they are following the whole "less is more" philosophy and trying to avoid the words losing their weight. It's just a guess though.

Update: I've taken the story for HSODA-030 in a VERY different direction. Instead of our hero just being on summer break.... He has graduated early! (But didn't tell anyone, as he couldn't know he'd be eligible to graduate early until he had actually passed all his extra classes.) So....his...

Will do. I started adding yours in a few minutes ago. (I often take several versions and then make huge COMBOs that allow me to choose 1) pick the favorite and delete the rest 2) get a more accurate "middle ground" translation by considering all three for context or 3) Just create my own based...

I've actually been reworking this one myself this week, as well. The son's relentless teasing, flirting, and claiming the incredibly hot mom is top notch and provides a great blackboard to add/modify/kinkify the dialog.

@Chuckie100 Hmmm.... FERA-030 or YOCH-002? This makes me think about how I answer at places when I'm asked if I'd like the Chicken, Steak, or Shrimp. My answer is always... YES :) All kidding aside, whichever you decide to do will always be welcome and appreciated. Cheers

I missed the "new" part and just mentioned who I was personally interested in that...um...24/48 hour period. :-) She's been around, but her work the last couple years has ventured more into the submissive but loving mother type roles that scratch one of most persistently itchy kinks.

As I mentioned the other day, there's just "something" about Sasayama Nozomi that I find captivating. Today I asked myself...separates her so far from the run of the mill pack? Then it hit me. Her smile. It's just crazy cute...hot...awesome. It's almost like she's communicating straight to the...

I have really enjoyed Yuri Honma lately. I also like the delicate features and subtle, patient acting of Maki Houjou (her work in JUR-203 is sooo hot.)

Thanks, Chuckie. Nozomi Sasayama isn't just one of the hottest MILFs ever. To me, she's one of the most all-around beautiful women I've ever seen. There's just SOMETHING about her. Not top of the charts in any one category, but her overall combination of face, figure, and boobs just WORKS...

Hey @chris2345k I think I stumbled upon the movie you were looking for. I believe it is....(drumroll, please....) OKSN-292 It has every element you mentioned. Here are some screenshots. If they refresh your memory and it turns out that we've located the grail, please let me know. Cheers

Thanks for the kind words. I'm humbled. I'm also glad that I was able to support you and help you feel appreciated, even if in just a small way, as part of this massive endeavor. You did all the work. I, and I'm sure many others, appreciate it. It's such a huge, generous, and helpful gift...

Nice snag. I had no idea where to even start. Although I'd much rather see the Son dominate his Mom rather than visa versa, any video featuring the legendarily delectable Rena Fukiishi is always a win in my book. Thanks for making the connection.

@h0rn3 While it's perfectly within the rules to request a different form of uploading, I'd like to encourage you to consider buying a month of Filejoker. I don't speak for DScott and I don't claim to even know his situation. However, his posts have been an absolute treasure trove. It might be...

Thanks again @DScott You're really providing us with an incredibly huge, generous, and unique gift. Rock on!!!

That describes a plethora of movies. Please supply some additional descriptors. Stars? Studio? Anything related to title code? Approximate age/year of film?

Some IENE titles that involved Mother/Son love: IENE-607 / IENE-828 \ IENE-759 \ IENE-683 \ IENE-522 \ IENE-377 \IENE-352 \ IENE-251 \ IENE-206 \ IENE-077 \ IENE-009

This clip will speak for itself in response to @VittoAlb 's last post. I simply couldn't resist. (Click on "Watch on YouTube") Relevant portion starts 32 seconds in. I hope it gives evokes a good-natured giggle. That said.... Here are a few with a similar feel to RCT-757 LHBB-106 / NEWS-109...

I'm pretty sure he was referring to the short list I shared in this post: https://www.akiba-online.com/goto/post?id=4908007 I wrote: It's very similar in theme to URE-11, 14, 19, 53 as well as : DVDES-658 DVDES-699 DVDES-808 DVDES-831 DVDES-841 DVDES-871 DVDES-880 DVDES-786 DVDES-910 DVDES-970...

I'm thinking IREN-034 is meant to be IENE-034. R is right next to E, so it's likely that it was just an overlooked, typo mistake. I haven't verified, but it's a strong possibility.

Oh yeah, that's an absolute classic. It's very similar in theme to URE-11, 14, 19, 53 as well as : DVDES-658 DVDES-699 DVDES-808 DVDES-831 DVDES-841 DVDES-871 DVDES-880 DVDES-786 DVDES-910 DVDES-970 and so many in the DVDMS series.

I've got lots that I can recommend, but don't have the time this week (traveling) to properly get that together. I'll keep your request in mind, for sure. I can say that the recent BKD-356 is really, really hot. In fact, I like it so much that I'm modifying the subtitles (which will cost me a...

Thanks for the kind and generous offer. My problem is that when I'm given options for porn...let's say I'm asked if I want A or B or C...may answer would be YES, please! :-) So I must respectfully decline, so that I don't request a gluttonous number of titles. (and I don't want to hold up your...

Looking forward to O Que the Village People singing... (OKSN!!! It's fun to fap to hot OKSN!!! They have everything, for perverts to enjoy. Busty MOMs and their horny Booyyys!) And S (SPRD!) (Just the thought brought a smile...but no cheesy accompanying music, to mind) Thanks again for your...

100% A good, slow, seductive burn is always hotter, IMO. When the forbidden romance is incremental, little by little...and the woman/MILF/MOM is gradually pulled deeper and deeper into her son's web of incestuous sin, it's more realistic and way, way sexier. If she is reluctant...and swears...

Wow!! Talk about a huge (up)load. Thanks for sharing.

Thanks, Chuckie!!! You know how much I love Rena Fukiishi in Mom/Milf roles. She's great in this one. My one gripe....no pregnancy bump or even a positive pregnancy test at the end. (Especially when they specifically mention "making a baby" or "pregnant" in the title. Love the series overall...

Thanks for these. I really like when you add the covers. Great resource. Cheers