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throw it out. never write anything down if you can just say it. never say it if you can just wink.

it's only deep hand around here. ... must remember to go outside.

three guys were sitting in a bar one day staring silently at their drinks. the guy in the middle was even-tempered, quite self-contained, minding his own business. but the guy to his right was hot under the collar, gripping his glass, barely able to maintain civility. the guy on the left was...

part of your problem might be the weather. it's spring now in much of the world. the girls have been cooped up and covered up all winter long. when the weather finally starts to get warm, the girls respond with a most astounding array of fashion. in spring, when you go outside, even the ugly...

the girls asked to be fucked by a white man. you have to be careful what you wish for.

i thought her acting was just okay. but what a cook! and of course, she had beautiful blood.

speaking of blood, has anyone else noticed how the importance of blood-type has been downplayed in the jav industry in recent years? fifteen-twenty years ago, an actress would be presented this way: “ her name is walnut kawaii and she has blood type A! she is 19 years old and has C++ cups...

brush up your shakespeare.

thanks! the new files download just fine. if anyone needs english subtitles for this, here is a link where you can download them: https://www.subtitles.hr/subtitles-download/marutai-no-onna-english-92896.html

In celebration, let's all jack off.

i can't get the rars to open, neither with winrar nor 7-zip. any suggestions appreciated. juzo itami... good stuff.

this favorite scene has yet to be realized. i submit it to the public domain and the public good. it needs a bit of work and the right jav star. but with a bit of imagination, i think you can see the possibilities.

oops. my mistake. we all… well, nevermind. discussion. hmmm, that’s a tough nut. it’s like a girl i once knew. she rather enjoyed being a prostitute. she just didn’t want the neighbors to know. similarly, you can find stuff starring the friendly beasts, but no one wants to talk about it...

just in case you don’t know, akiba citizen “grisa” has his (i’m guessing he’s a his) own website dedicated to re-encoding jav to smaller sized files: http://small-jav.com/ he seems to like small-sized girls as well. he has both yuuna and mikako. check it out. small is very big there.

http://www.rarevideo.ru/ mostly dogs and horses. they used to have eels, octopi, and whales. those seem to have disappeared... something about endangered species.

not being a connoisseur of puke myself, i have no specific recommendations. however you might explore: http://bodyfluids-jav.com/ there is a whole section on vomit with several subsections. there are others devoted to every effluent imaginable and even one called "special" which i've never...

well, it takes about 2 seconds to turn off the audio track to a jav. and it takes about 2 minutes to hunt up a laugh track on youtube. (i will not speculate on the time fraction that represents to anyone’s overall wank session.) and it’s free. no syncing needed. no translations. nothing to...

over time, i’ve posted screenshots and other references to a great many javs that either made me laugh or that were notably peculiar. they all sort of blend these days. i am no longer sure whether a pregnant nun getting fucked in the ass while puking into a bucket of boy scout sperm is at all...

if she ever comes to my country, i won't entertain HER either.

some people file their nails. i throw mine away.

once. neighbors called the police. they really thought i had two girls tied up servicing 45 men, a dog, and an octopus. now i use headphones. they still look at me funny.

there was a thread on this very topic a while back: https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/looking-for-javs-that-take-place-in-adult-video-store.1752874/ take a look. it may contain relevant information.

they call me and let me know.

watch jav. jack off. the next time you glance at the real girls, you won't care about them. now you can ignore them. they won't like that. you'll be a better man. they will become more attracted to you. if they don't, at least you won't care.

white guys can't jump. white guys can't dance. white guys can't be in jav. if you don't like it, call a cop.

base it on? what… do you think i’m a scientist or something? i just make these things up as i go along through prejudice and ignorance like everyone else. i figured that since HIV in japan has been for years portrayed as a foreign disease, they'd surmise that a foreigner must be at the bottom...

a foreigner is to blame.

thanks! i'll download and investigate this. can it play loops?... you know, little clips of a scene or does it just play full videos? i guess i'll find out.

this just out: https://www.akiba-online.com/threads/vrtm-384-mamas-cheerleader-team-where-the-sexless-wife-of-a-big-tits-ass-milk-gathers.1826564/

bunko. my way.

yeah, after an initial viewing, i rarely watch a film by itself. i believe one of our members (a mister muz1234) wants to marry three porn stars. in my country, that’s against the law. (i don’t know why.) so i settle for just watching three porn stars at a time. sometimes two. sometimes...

of course, sometimes a little combination of portrait and landscape can be just the thing... such as when you want to watch shuri atomi perform as identical quadruplet pl@yb0y bunnies:

voyeur... i like that. from now on, when people call me a fucking wanker, i'll say "i prefer to think of myself as a voyeur".

i’m so happy to know that other people do stuff like this. i used to watch bukkake with a dvd player and an old tv monitor… one of those boxy cathode ray tube things. (at the time, lcd tvs were just too expensive.) anyway, lots of those videos culminated with the girl’s head hanging off a...

the photo below is not quite in the same vein as others in this thread. but then again, nothing here has been quite in the same vein since jugular disappeared. below is a screen capture of the ending of kawd-935 starring mei tachibana: i expect that l'end is in the offing.

before the advent of industrial light and magic, special effects were in a poor state indeed. your typical sci-fi, fantasy, or monster movie resorted to wiggling flashlights, crude model sets, men in rubber suits, and other such ridiculous means that wouldn’t allow even the youngest child to...

bunko... the face that launched a billion faps. wonderful work. thanks.

i think you are more concerned with the mean and nasty tangents on which jav can easily divert. i’ll let others hash that out with you. what irritates me, and what is addressed by the title of this thread is when jav diverts to non-sexual (and in my opinion boring) tangents. example: in the...

maybe they just don't want foreigners looking at naked japanese girls. oh yeah. right. how could i THINK that.

if you set up an account (free, harmless) at javlibrary, you can do "combination searches". click "advanced search" and scroll down to "combination search". use "cosplay" and "mature woman" as your parameters. you will get many pages of results. they're not all supergood results. but you'll...

be careful what you wish for.

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i bet he sold them a grill, too.

i masturbate all the time and i'm depressed. i look depressed and i think people look at me and think, "that guy's depressed... he must masturbate a lot". and that makes me more depressed. i was in a bar the other day and the bartender came up to me and said, "hey man, it's happy hour...

best in ass. shuna cum loudly.