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Oooo. At least I've never done that. Though I've come pretty close. :exhausted: Yesterday I was out shopping with my girlfriend, and naturally I was peeking at the girls and women when my girlfriend wasn't looking when I thought my girlfriend wasn't looking. One of the prettiest I saw was...

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Wow. Now there's a really stupid stereotype. :dizzy: I've lived in both countries for a long time, and I can tell you that both of those statements are wrong.

Oh, most birds do mate for life. It's just that the male is often not the biological father. :evillaugh: Since coitus in birds (the "cloacal kiss") takes just a few seconds, it's not too difficult screw the milkman while Mr. Bird is off gathering worms. :snicker: That's what I keep telling...

Are you implying that my three-step plan for fidelity has failed me miserably? :...:

I actually started writing a web page once, in Japanese, for Japanese men that was basically a "How Not To Be a Jerk" guide. It explained (from my pov, of course), why there is such a gap in expectations between Japanese men and women, and how to close that gap. It was sort of a combination of...

:wait: Curse you, miyaw!!

Your "downloaded" to "uploaded" ratio makes you plenty cool in my book, but the bunnies are the real clincher. I can't top that. Those are some serious cute bunnies.

No, I haven't been a student in a lo-o-ong time. :exhausted: And my occupation is a classified secret. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. :goodboy: "Awesome situations"...? Well, I suppose one man's curse is another man's blessing. :stress: To be honest, I'm not sure why I end up in these...

I was going to write about MILF No. 3, but I just got e-mail from a young woman who's been on my mind lately, so I thought I'd write about her. :goodboy: She's a graduate student. I think. Or maybe she's just an unofficial research assistant for a professor friend of mine. He and I go way back...

Umm... Maybe a good place to start would be the first message in this thread...? :exhausted:

I first saw this a few months ago and thought it was pretty funny. I checked out some of this guy's other Flash animations, but they were mostly inside jokes about people who make Flash animations. :dunno:

Su-u-u-u-re you are. :virtuous: (Just joking!) First impressions can really be misleading, particularly when you are in a foreign country. There are so many different factors that can lead to misunderstandings. Some of my best friends are people who I had a negative first impression of. And...

She certainly is pretty (not to mention sexy) and wonderfully fleshy. :beautiful:

Oh, wait. I just found another interesting item. Some reporter actually asked a otolaryngologist (ear, nose, and throat specialist), as well as an expert on manga for a semi-serious little article on "R25.jp" ("The web oasis that sets men free" :snicker:) Dr. OHKUBO Kimihiro of the Department of...

I can't believe two people answered "yes" to this poll (not to mention Astb's friend). I Googled "nosebleed sexual arousal", and all I found were people wondering about the phenomenon in manga and anime. I didn't find a single English-language medical reference to the phenomenon. So then I...

Judging from the very small flag on her left nipple, I would say, yes, she's half Brazilian. :evillaugh: This does look better than the last one. Wish I could see it. :exhausted:

I don't do Share, so I have no idea if this hash is alive and working or not, but I figured some of you KUROSAWA Jennifer fans might be interested. I found it on 2chan. (For those of you who haven't read Dante's Inferno, 2chan is the second level of Hell. :bingo:) [DVDISO]黒沢ジェニファー...

Thanks! :goodboy: I know what you mean. I get micro-crushes every time I leave my apartment. :evillaugh: I'm sure you would agree that there's a whole spectrum of crushes, from micro to mega, and that there is an inverse relationship between intensity and frequency. Mega-crushes are rare and...

Wow! Thanks! Here I've been treating this thread like a diary, yet someone is actually reading it! :shy: No, women don't try to hide their unaji. Thank goodness. :relief: This may sound dumb, but I can find a change in hairstyle very exciting, not because the new style is "better" but...

Yeah, why indeed? :puzzled: I sometimes stop for a few days just to make sex with my girlfriend that much more pleasurable, and I certainly do it less when I have a girlfriend, but to me sex with someone else and sex alone are completely different things. It's not a substitute. I think it's...

Now, the second MILF I "F"-ed (Yeah, I'm just going to keep on rambling till a mod shuts me down :evillaugh:) was a sort of an accident. Literally. I was injured at a school event (my then-wife never went to these things), and this woman--I'll call her N-san--drove me to the hospital. (The...

Whoa! Take it easy. You only really need to know about 800 kanji to get by. Japanese are supposed to have learned all 1945 jouyou (common use) kanji, as well as some other kanji used in names, by the time they graduate high school. If this is true, then a huge majority of high school graduates...

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:lols: I suppose in Japanese would we say, "Kame-san, konnichiwa." ("Hello, Mr. Turtle.") Well, I guess she'll have to drop her pants for us to confirm your theory, but maybe a telltale bulge will suffice. :bingo: But I think a self-respecting tranny would wax that mustache off. :snicker: If...

Is this sufficiently cool? My upload rate fluctuates wildly, depending on such factors as network activity, solar flares, the alignment of heavenly bodies, the DOW-Jones Industrial Average, and the performance of the Miami Dolphins. But I think it averages about 1 MG/s. The highest I've ever...

All right, maybe I've been away from the English-speaking world for too long. Is "say 'Hello' to Frank" some kinda newfangled slang the young'ns are using these days? :puzzled:

Thanks, spare_line. It's worth the trip just to check out the women and girls. :evillaugh: And who knows, you might get lucky. :bingo: The girl I raved about in the first post was on the young end of the scale, but my greatest joy in visiting the supermarket (particularly since Y-san no...

I live in Japan. I have a job that involves spending a lot of time with young Japanese women (no, I'm not an English teacher), but right now I'm on extended sick leave. There are days I never leave the house, but most days I have some reason to go out, and every time I do I see girls and women...

I'm sure the photo is of a woman who actually works in the brothel. They've just polished her up a bit. :evillaugh: When I was married and frustrated by the utter lack of sex in my marriage, I used to check out the web sites of brothels. :shake: Usually the women are hiding their faces, but I...

Great pics, handyman. Since I live here, I never think of taking pictures, unless there's a nice sunset or a monkey appears. That has never really been true, but both victims and bystanders used to be more reluctant to speak up. These days molesting has become less common, because...

As you know, one of the distinguishing characteristics of East Asians is a pronounced epicanthic fold, which is a fold of skin from the upper eyelid that often covers the inner angle of the eye. The extent to which it covers it varies from individual to individual, but in Japan a prominent...

These days I pay a lot of attention to girls'/women's make-up (I live in Japan), and it's really true. A basically average or even below-average girl can make herself look hot through careful use of make-up. I've gotten pretty good at being able to "see through it" and picture how a girl would...

I've never been anywhere where I haven't seen beautiful girls and women of all colors, shapes and sizes. :goodboy: But I think in some countries (such as the U.S.) the ratio of females I find attractive is affected by trends in obesity. :exhausted: Since I live in Japan (where I never tire of...

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I just watched a bunch of her vids on YouTube. She talks on a few and sings on at least one. Some of them have been manipulated with some kind of software to make face do weird things. She seems to be a biracial/bilingual kid living in the U.S. or Canada. (Once in a while you hear her say...

I just did an advanced search and found the number of members who posted at least one message within: Past month: 731 Past six months: 1929 Past year: 2662 Compare that with the number of members who joined within: Past month: 4317 Past six months: 14719 Past year: 49057 The number of...

I was trying to track down the website of the brothel this was taken from, but there's not enough info to do so. (Googling for a person known only as "Kuno" in hiragana is like Googling for someone known only as "Pat".) anotherbbs, where did you find this image? BTW, I use the word "brothel"...

She's not a model. She works in some kind of brothel, to be blunt. There's a "Comment from the manager" about how she's "very clean" and a comment from her saying "I'll work harder than some gyaru." :exhausted: You sometimes see these on the web sites of brothels, but I've never seen one so...

I have to confess I couldn't take my eyes off her ample bosom. :evillaugh: She's definitely biracial, for what it's worth. Can't be older than 15.

Ooo. Long distance romance. :sigh: I've been there. That's no fun. Particularly if, like me, you have a problem with fidelity. :exhausted: Hope you can be together again soon.

Huh? Did you even read Chompy's response above? What you say doesn't make anymore sense now than it did before. You have confirmed my first impression of you. Oh, and did I mention that your avatar makes me sick?

Thanks for the prompt response, Chompy! :bow-pray: I thought that post by Leechasd soundly decidedly un-AO. You've reaffirmed my faith in this community.

Before I get unilaterally banned by Leechasd, I would like some clarification about what constitutes acceptable behavior for forum moderators. It might help if interested parties (and other mods in particular) read this thread started by Leechasd. In this thread, Leechasd asked for...

I've had about 20 lovers in my adult life, and half have been Japanese (which makes sense, since I've spent more than half my adult life in Japan). All ten have been as unique as the non-Japanese ones were. Some are clingy, some are aloof, some are quiet, some are loud. You know, they're human...

NB・NSフィットネス 大石もえ "NB•NS Fitness OH'ISHI Moe" (The surname may also be written "Oishi" or "Ooishi".) Made by Aroma Kikaku.

For what it's worth, I've had a full-time, permanent, salaried job in Japan for eight years. (No, I'm not a language teacher, and I wasn't sent from my home country by a branch of the same company. My company has no foreign branches, and my day-to-day duties involve no English whatsoever.) But I...

Wow! Thanks. I'm glad I spoke up. First, though, I should have thanked you for the upgrade. It's a huge improvement, and I like the new "friends" feature. Many thanks for all your effort! :bow-pray:

Was it necessary to remove "Spring" as an option for the site appearance? :please: Am I the only one who was fond of the Hello-Kitty-meets-Animal-Crossing look? For at least a few hours yesterday I had the option of choosing "Spring," but this morning (Japan time), that option has disappeared...