Recent content by barba

since i began watching jav, i've never looked at an octopus in quite the same way.

I have something of interest to show you, but first i need to verify that you are human. this will only take a few seconds… sorry, you flunked. you all are subhuman perverted masturbators and should not be allowed on the internet. have a nice day.

just in case you missed it, today’s google-doodle has been provided by the jav industry. naturally, they stuck a naked vagina in the middle of it. but perhaps as part of the continuing effort to improve its reputation in the eyes of the world, they did so in the singular jav-manner with which...

let's see... late 1990s. lost my asian girlfriend. had rice fever pretty bad. jav was the only effective med.

food for thought.

bunnies ! AI bunnies !! can’t get enough. perhaps some diapered bunnies riding cowgirl with pistols ablaze skyward… ceiling plaster falling everywhere and then two smoking barrels focused in your face… happily reminding you to cum on her demand. but perhaps i’m getting ahead of myself...

PASTIES !! you will become my imagination.

1. get married. 2. have kids. i've spent time in casinos. i've seen people throw away jackpots. it's not a pretty sight.

land o' goshen! i hope that's chocolate cake and not some other celebratory substance. does the video star anna kuramoto by any chance?

just the thing for this weekend at the indy 500.

well, it might not be true. i never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

the code? unit, core, god, no wait... let’s see. that is a shot from sero-0018, one of a half-dozen videos from the “erotica” label made in 2010 which revolved around sticking one million yen in the mouths of girls and telling them that they could keep the money if they did not drop it while...

why waste a perfectly good envelope?

and the knees. fake. Fake. FAKE !!