Slapstick in JAV?

Casshern2

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I'll never find it I'm sure...but about a decade ago I saw a clip of a starlet sucking off some guy in like an office waiting room? Brightly lit. There was this grumpy older guy there watching, cigar in his mouth in a comic way. She spits the cum in her hand...then somehow it ended up in the grumpy guy's hand and he waddles in place loudly complaining and the camera zooms on his hand and fades. I remember it made me laugh.

Any good such funny scenes in your memory?
 

kharo88

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Unfortunately, I think this one's lost to history too, but I vaguely remember a scene where a guy had some kind of toy or... something on his penis and whenever the girl touched it it made a sound similar to what those rubber(?) toys make that makes dogs go crazy with excitement. The girl just couldn't stop laughing! It was both funny and cute.
 
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Hans Kowalski

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I'll never stop loving that ad with the crazy scientist that plays at the end of a lot of AV's.

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The bit where he accidently throws down his equipment, his dumb stock scream, the girl's confused reaction, the dude acting like nothing ever happened, it's all just a thing of beauty.
 
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Casshern2

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Unfortunately, I think this one's lost to history too, but I vaguely remember a scene where a guy had some kind of toy or... something on his penis and whenever the girl touched it it made a sound similar to what those rubber(?) toys make that makes dogs go crazy with excitement. The girl just couldn't stop laughing! It was both funny and cute.
That does sound funny.
 

Casshern2

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I'll never stop loving that ad with the crazy scientist that plays at the end of a lot of AV's.

FkjMWdG.jpg

RMnor3j.jpg

QT7grx4.jpg


The bit where he accidently throws down his equipment, his dumb stock scream, the girl's confused reaction, the dude acting like nothing ever happened, it's all just a thing of beauty.
His smile! Where can I see this??
 

Hans Kowalski

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Doing a quick check of some of my recently downloaded videos, I've found it at the end of BBI-204, MIAD-861, CJOD-007, CJOD-003 WANZ-374 and MIDE-260, but there are a lot more. I thought everyone knew this clip already.
 
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Casshern2

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Here is a classic (relatively speaking) that I remembered having. This scene made me laugh.

OGK-003 Happy Clinic vol. 3 starring Nana Saeki and Rio Hamazaki


What follows is a rough and 100% fake translation (not even a translation) based on what looks like what's going one...)

Looks like their in for couple's sex therapy because hubby can't get it up! But the doctor has an idea...
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Role playing! And you're the baby!
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And your wife will play your mother!
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HUMPH! This is stupid...
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If baby is bad...you want a spanking?... (commentary: LOOK AT THOSE BOOBS!)
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Here you go!
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AYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Here is your reward! (commentary...I wan that reward!)
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(commentary: YES!!!)
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Whoa...somethings happening...
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Boner? BONER?? BONER!!!!!!!!!
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BONAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I got duped into grabbing this one...because the girl was cute(ish) and short and thick(ish). Ended up being a scat movie! But, the non-scat scenes are nice to look at...well...because she's cute(ish) and short and thick(ish)

VRNET-020
Stank Hole Scat Drama - My Ass Smells Nasty, Don't Sniff It... I Just Took A Dump Chiharu Morino

YES I know...with a title like that how in the world was I duped into getting it? I judged a title by it's cover. Just didn't pay close enough attention. Regardless...I post it here because there's a scene where the girl slowly crawls away from the table they are eating from and spreads her legs apart for the guy:

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His reaction (for a total of 7 seconds or so)?

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kharo88

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I've been thinking about posting this one for a while, but in the end, I never thought that it was good enough. But whatever, it can't hurt!

So speaking of slapstick... in one of the scenes in HXAK-014, Erika Kitagawa pulls the pants off the guy and his penis hits her in the face. It's not that spectacular due to the camera angle, but you can hear the sound of his penis hitting her face, plus she had a nice reaction. It made me chuckle. I'll put the gif below, but if anyone's got the film, it's at 1:00:05.

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vincent_z

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Ohmigawd! Why hasn't VR or SoD caught on to this yet?!
Think of what could be done with a pie throwing (a-la the Three Stooges) scene after which our messed JAV females have sex with the other banquet guests.
If they let me in to make JAVs, this is on the list of what I would shoot!
 
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Here is a classic (relatively speaking) that I remembered having. This scene made me laugh.

OGK-003 Happy Clinic vol. 3 starring Nana Saeki and Rio Hamazaki
Funny!
I like that actor, actually. He looks quite young here (2009) but he's been in a lot of the ADN and SHKD (Attackers) titles. Also in some JUY titles (most recently, I think, in JUY-710).
He looks a bit worn in that video but it's pretty hot nonetheless (Ai Hoshina acts really well in this).
 

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over time, i’ve posted screenshots and other references to a great many javs that either made me laugh or that were notably peculiar. they all sort of blend these days. i am no longer sure whether a pregnant nun getting fucked in the ass while puking into a bucket of boy scout sperm is at all unusual or even mildly amusing. slapstick humor often employs a concept known as “schadenfreude”, or pleasure derived from the misfortune of others. [we think it’s funny when someone slips on a banana peel or receives a pie in the face.] here is an idea to increase the schadenfreude of some of your javs: on youtube and elsewhere, you can find ambient laugh tracks up to 12 hours in length. by replacing the audio track of your jav with a laugh track, you can achieve most remarkable examples of schadenfreude. a jav star receiving bukkake, triple penetrations, or gangbangs and such is something to behold. a jav star receiving all that while being laughed at by a roomful of people is something to hear. it puts the slap back in slapstick.
 

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I'll never stop loving that ad with the crazy scientist that plays at the end of a lot of AV's.

FkjMWdG.jpg

RMnor3j.jpg

QT7grx4.jpg


The bit where he accidently throws down his equipment, his dumb stock scream, the girl's confused reaction, the dude acting like nothing ever happened, it's all just a thing of beauty.
I remember this ad lol I wish there were English subtitles for it.
 

Casshern2

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over time, i’ve posted screenshots and other references to a great many javs that either made me laugh or that were notably peculiar. they all sort of blend these days. i am no longer sure whether a pregnant nun getting fucked in the ass while puking into a bucket of boy scout sperm is at all unusual or even mildly amusing. slapstick humor often employs a concept known as “schadenfreude”, or pleasure derived from the misfortune of others. [we think it’s funny when someone slips on a banana peel or receives a pie in the face.] here is an idea to increase the schadenfreude of some of your javs: on youtube and elsewhere, you can find ambient laugh tracks up to 12 hours in length. by replacing the audio track of your jav with a laugh track, you can achieve most remarkable examples of schadenfreude. a jav star receiving bukkake, triple penetrations, or gangbangs and such is something to behold. a jav star receiving all that while being laughed at by a roomful of people is something to hear. it puts the slap back in slapstick.
Wow...okay...for those with way too much time on their hands...I would probably find some time to create alternate JAV trailers like that! Make it a comedy of sorts. Hmmm...
 

barba

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Wow...okay...for those with way too much time on their hands...


well, it takes about 2 seconds to turn off the audio track to a jav. and it takes about 2 minutes to hunt up a laugh track on youtube. (i will not speculate on the time fraction that represents to anyone’s overall wank session.) and it’s free. no syncing needed. no translations. nothing to it really. compared to the time and resources devoted to jav subtitling industry, i’d say it’s easy, peezy, japanesey.
 
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kharo88

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I was on the fence about posting this, because it's not that funny and because this thread has been inactive for more than 3 years now... but what the hell!

GAR-118 is about Shibuya gals "reverse molesting" male commuters on a bus. In one scene we've got Haruka Sanada jerking off some lucky guy in supposedly complete secrecy. The scene plays out like it usually does, with nobody noticing a thing - that is, until the cumshot, which flies far enough for a "clueless passanger" to have a reaction. He is, of course, not an unsuspecting commuter, but an actor who, in fact, gets a handjob in this very film from none other than Rumika herself, but his reaction seemed quite genuine to me. The cameraman had his wits about him so he quickly adjusted the angle, but the gig was up and there was no going back - any other time and maybe they could have cut this part out, but not in this case. If anybody wants to check it out, I'll put the gif behind a spoiler tag, because it's quite huge. Watch for the guy on the right after the cum starts flying!

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(Haruka Sanada plays the naughty Shibuya gal to perfection in this, so I'd highly recommend that you check out the whole scene if you have even the remotest interest in JAV like this!)
 
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TreeAnt

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I've had, for years, copies of two JAVs that I had named "The Funniest JAV Ever" and "The Second Funniest JAV Ever". RCT-488 and RCT-528, respectively. According to my persona organization notes I paid for a copy of RCT-488, probably to get a better rip or something.

Anyway, it's a like... a sex freak version of a Don't Laugh challenge show. It's a "hidden camera" show where an actress is told to go into a public place (in RCT-488 it's a college library and RCT-528 it's a cafe/restaurant) and their task is to test the bounds of polite society and embarrass themselves and everyone by doing the most outrageous things imaginable.

That includes prancing/dancing around, making funny voices or noises, making up vulgar songs, getting into people's faces who are trying to enjoy a book or a meal, eating spaghetti like a dog, shooting ping-pong balls out of their pussy, moaning and twisting their nipples, drawing on themselves, handstands, stripping, wearing underwear on their head. All while the background actors refuse to be confrontational and pretend that the actress isn't there literally singing about being a perverted fish and shoving her asshole into the person's face.

It's one of the craziest things I've encountered in JAVs. It's just so out-there and worth your time seeking out for something totally bizarre.

RCT-488 Embarrassing Transformation Challenge The World
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RCT-528 World's Most Perverted And Embarrassing Challenge 2 ~Coffee Shop Edition With High-Tension Super-Class Perverted Women Who Don't Pull Out Naked Dirty Talk And Shameful Arts~
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If there's a 3rd I'd love to see it. ROCKET is maybe my favorite studio ever.
 
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intrepid8

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(Haruka Sanada plays the naughty Shibuya gal to perfection in this, so I'd highly recommend that you check out the whole scene if you have even the remotest interest in JAV like this!)

Hey man nice shot. Might just have to pick this up for science. And gyarus!


Sold!

Any idea where to find GAR-118? Struggling in the usual places.

If there's a 3rd I'd love to see it. ROCKET is maybe my favorite studio ever.

Not my favorite but I do love me some ROCKET and very happy they exist. Kudos to them for being as bizarre as they wanna be and making it work financially.

Necropost the hell out of these worthy old theme threads I say!
 
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