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Aug 11, 2012
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John Luke Pacard is an alias of Patrick Pacard. If you don't recognize the name (you probably should though) here's a bit about the man behind the legend.

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History
Pacard, not to be confused with the 1990's science fiction character "Jean-Luc Picard", was born in Kingston, Jamaica. Despite Jamaica's widespread poverty, Pacard has emerged as a national hero, and has easily become Jamaica's most well known cultural export.

Trivia
-Pacard is the rumored "5th Man" of the Jamaican Bobsled Team.
-Whatever Pacard touches, he turns EPIC.
-"Cool Runnings" is Pacard's nickname in bed (given to him by all his colleagues' wives)
-Pacard was recently the President of Jamaica while Mr. President was on vacation.
-Pacard is currently the monarch of his own tropical nation between the Caribbean and Africa, Pacardia. He smokes fat blunts there erryday.
-Pacard is part owner of Hewlett-Packard. It is spelled "Packard" on the logo because he wanted to incorporate his favorite activity, packing bowls.
-Pacard owns a spaceship, the USS Enterhighz, aboard which he throws epic interstellar parties.

Hint: click images for epic sound.

Pacard demonstrating his ability to turn things EPIC through touch.


Epic party on the USS Enterhighz.


Pacard's epic screen debut.
 

OrionCyber255

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OrionCyber255 is from one of ISP name in my country, Orion Cyber Internet.