American Girl Online wants to Marry me

So I've been talking to this super hot chick on skype for like three weeks and she's suggesting that we get married. I think it's like a totally cool idea, like, to the nines! She said she wants to come here and take my family name because it's cool and because she thinks I'm supa-fly and hot and likes all the pictures that I send her, even though I've only showed her phone-cam pics of my cock and not my face. So I'm wondering what you all think. I think it's a good idea, but she'll have to get used to living with me and my mom and dad and brother and sister here cuz I still live at home, but I don't think she'll care because she said she loves me and said I'm her soul mate. I think she's right too.

Like I said, we've been talking on Skype like soooo much and she has such a sexy voice, although it's a little gruff, kind of like how I sound when I pretend to be a woman, but it's ok. I work at the local grocery store as a bag clerk and stock boy, so I'll totally be able to spend lots of time with her and shower her in lavish gifts like expired cheese, damaged cans of tuna and even the odd bunch of bananas that are over-ripe. This is only a small amount of what I can provide for her too. She's my love and I know we were meant for eachother. What do you think? I think it's great but she will be my first ever girlfriend I've ever had but it's ok, I played the dating sims and am an expert in X-Change 3, so I know what girls like, such as being raped on public transit buses so I'll do that in the middle of the airport to show how much I love her. I've played tons of D&D so my charisma is +6 on my female elf, but I'm sure that just means it's +12 to me so I'll totally sweep her off her feet.

I'll post more later on, I think she's going to come online and we've got to cyber again. I hope she likes to cyber in real life too cuz thatd be sweet. Oh yea, heres the picture she always uses in Skype, and it's totally her cuz she wouldn't like to me, after all, she said she wants to marry me!

Oh man, she's a hottie, you should totally marry her and get that all important spouse visa.erfectplan:

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.....actually now I want to find some of those Aria sets I used to have...

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dam your lucky.American girls are SO HOTT

Especially when blurry!!!

okay what was you only showed her again. have you seen over skype at all. people in usa love to show pics other people then self sometimes. and if what i thought you post pic you sent to her. be careful you do not know who on other side.

Okay, is this a joke?

No it isn't a joke at all. She said she loves me and even showed me photographs of her sister who is pretty cute too.

Okay, whatever ...

is this a joke like really? but be serious here games diff frm real life just saying this girl seems fake or just a big ass tease theres a tonne of them in the US so becareful it's all up to u, or it might be real it's all u

so should I marry her? I don't have a job yet even though I'm thirty, I just want to meet the perfect one and settle down. I hope mom and dad don't mind another mouth to feed. The good news too is that she has a drivers license and said she can drive me to my daily D&D games over by the local high school so that is really nice of her. I just wonder how she will react to all of the U10 idol porn I have. She said she's bisxual so I thnk she will totally be into it cuz those kids are ///HOT///! 

I'm really excited to meet her. She even said she would buy me a new xbox if I marry her which is good cuz I had to sell my last one to pick up the latest Shadowrun and 40K codex and I've been lime totally bored with only my torture porn that my friend downloaded me from Iraq.

Anyway, wish me luck! I think I'm in love!!! She said she will send photos of the modeling shoot she did yesterday! So I'll show you them soon

damn she's fake, your blind

lololol... just saw the other thread..

yo dude, this is so fake. you say you only show her pic of your cock and she posted some dame fake pic on skype. get a webcam and video call on skype. Im American guy and there a lot fake people on internet trying to get what they can. Be careful

There's a sucker born every minute...

It's totally not a lie! She even showed me photos of her co-worker who's also her room mate!!!

LMAO. This is to funny, i can't stop laughing.

"shower her in lavish gifts like expired cheese, damaged cans of tuna and even the odd bunch of bananas that are over-ripe."

chrisfallout and s234crazy are right, everyone, no matter what country, is capable of giving hot photos of some model claiming that it's them.

I'm just curious to see how your parents will handle some stranger showing up to marry their kid.

sorry but this was in order

also in USA we have cops that pose as other people too. they will try to catch people try to look love for young people. you do not know who on other side. could be cop.

Hi aquamarine, don't waste your time here, quickly go marry!:happy2: LOL~
I'd said before, how could you guys so lucky about online chat... I also got Skype, but just why why why no girls be willing to chat with me...
Oouu, I hate myself...:donotwant:
Maybe I'll go Lucid Dream like Tom Cruise did:abandoned2:
"SOL", Sad Out Loudly~