Can masturbate lose weight?

CodeGeek

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If you come maybe a few grams or milligrams. :p ;)

As your blood pressure and heart rate will go up you maybe burn a few calories. But I guess not many.

Nothing compared to having real sex where you move a lot of your muscles of more or less longer period of time and really burn a lot of calories.
 
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Little Chucky

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I'm curious Muz1234
How did you do at school when you where young?
Because i don't know if you're trolling or being serious

Do you actually think you would lose weight if you masturbate?????
 

jk0koh

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You don't even burn alotta calories having sex unless you're doing like pullups and situps at the same time
 

barba

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Former Weight Loss Pitchman Pleads Guilty to Child Pornography Charges

Indianapolis | by Susan Guyett/Ray Stubblebine
REUTERS © 2015 Thomson Reuters. All rights reserved.

Former Subway sandwich chain pitchman Jared Fogle pleaded guilty in federal court on Wednesday to charges of child pornography and traveling for illicit paid sex with minors. Federal Judge Mark Dinsmore must now review a plea deal Fogle's attorneys reached with prosecutors and decide whether to accept it. Fogle was released and must wear an electronic monitoring device pending his next court appearance. Under the deal, Fogle would serve between five and 12 years in prison, pay $1.4 million in restitution to 14 minor victims, register as a sex offender and meet other conditions.

Fogle became a Subway spokesman after losing a reported 245 pounds in part by eating regularly at the sandwich chain. He made his first Subway commercial in 2000, and appeared in a new one last year, according to Subway. Subway fired Fogle on Tuesday when reports of the plea agreement emerged. Fogle's lawyers said they would make a statement outside the courthouse after he entered his plea. Prosecutors were scheduled to hold a news conference at 12:30 p.m. EDT.

(Additional reporting by Ben Klayman in Detroit; Writing by Fiona Ortiz in Chicago; Editing by Mohammad Zargham)
 

jenkinsg

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Yes, if you spend so much time masturbating that you don't have time for real food and you end up eating at Subway all the time :D
 

javhoarding

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On a serious note, I have heard that a useful technique for body builders is to masturbate to a state of arousal, then stop, (do NOT come) do a workout routine, and then finish afterwards. Something about cortisol levels, I am not qualified to describe it exactly, but I read that online somewhere and discussed it with a personal trainer/nutritionist who was always going on about cortisol.
 

bigloser0

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if your masturbation is frequent, yes. then again, you may not look good (healthy) if you slim down too much. need to eat and exercise a lot to get back in shape. would hope you don't masturbate to the point of no return all the time.
 

JAVinsight

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No. masturbation doesn't change weight. even, over doing can cause genital issues only.
Its mostly depends on healthy life style.
 
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maelstrom9999

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Actually, masturbation, like any physical activity that involves movement and an elevated heart rate, burns calories, I read somewhere that it's about 100 calories average, depending heavily on the duration of it, It isn't a major amount, but every bit helps. I wouldn't make it the central premise of a diet though, like oh I'm fat, I'll just start jerking off more. if you are not doing anything about food consumption and regular exercise, you're going to fail.